Quest: CYOA: Chapter 7 - Enter Ronin Cooper! UPDATED AGAIN!

[DizzyDi]

Get ready for the most epic adventure in FKL yet!
Expect the first chapter later when I get home from school. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
I plan on using everyone in FKL for this one.
I'm determined to finish this one >:U.



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[Shadowpawn]

o.O

OSLY NOU?

[Tact]

Heh, the moment Shligg's dies, another one is born out of its ashes like some messed-up phoenix.

[BlackHat]

http://www.cluas.com/images/music/album/phoenix.jpg

[geewj]

Where Logical2U finds his not quite so evil and hilariously off-beat long lost wonder twin.

Form of PLOT TWIST!



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[TalHex]

through in some giant robots, explosions, put in the oven, stir twice and- oh wait thats something else http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[EJ]

if it begins with a DizzyxHayabusa then it already wins!

[Tact]

If it doesn't have DizzyxHayabusa, then it wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[EJ]

On 2007-09-04 12:57, Tact wrote:
If it doesn't have TactiexDizzyxHayabusa, then it phails. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Tact]

On 2007-09-04 13:10, EJ wrote:
If it doesn't have EJxDizzyxHayabusa, then it phails. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[EJ]

o;

[TalHex]

need more awesome

[DizzyDi]

The Search for Moo2U: Prologue

In a world...Where Stars were naught but a Phantasy...Online.

In a time...When Kills were Fresh.

In a place...That was a stinking Landfill...

There lived the Spammers. A nice group of peoples, if it weren't for their insanity. All day the Spammers went around causing mayhem; Vandalizing property, telling off-color jokes, Roleplaying, and just being all around jerks and freaks. But still...Good peoples.
There was one such Spammer that was legendary. Not only was he the most humorous, not only was his graffiti the most vandalous, but he was two shades of blue, and three kinds of awesome. His name was...Moo2U. The others loved Moo2U. Everyday he brought joy to the Landfill with his funky freshness. The Spammers prayed the he would never leave, but their prayers were UNHEARD. Indeed, one day Moo2U up and dissapeared, without so much as a word. What happened? The Spammers asked. Why would our beloved leave us? WOE, WOE, WOE. They cried day and night until one day...A group of brave Spammers rose above the rest. They were...

DizzyDi: A self-proclaimed badass cowboy...hip-hopster hybrid type thing. Equipped with his twin six shooters, he's ready to take on anything!

Underscore_X: Moo2U's biggest fan. He has all the Moo paraphernalia; The Moo2U backpack (comes with a special MooBlue decoder!), the Moophones (perfect for listening to "Moo2U Sings in the Shower!"), the MooManGroup Shirt (the hottest pop band out!), and of course the MooShoes (they moo every few steps!).

Sgt. Shligger: The weirdo of the group. Because of his huge firearms arsenal you'd think he'd be a great asset in battle...Not so much. Instead of firing bullets and lasers like most marksmen do, he opts to throw his weaponry at the opponent. Whatever he can get his hands on, he chucks with much gusto. Oddly enough, he has never once lost a shootout. This has baffled many a expert.

These three have decided to travel FKL...In search of Moo. Their journey will take them all around the PSO-W, from their relatively safe and humble beginnings in the Landfill, to teh d4ng3r0us land known as PSU General, to Mt. Mod, and maybe even Arkham Asylum. Many more will join them in their quest SO STAY TUNED TO THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE TO EVER GRACE FKL!
The Search for Moo2U!.






Chapter 1 - The FKL B4R.

The muffled sounds of the FKL B4R from the outside scared the three. The curses, shouts, screams, and many gunshots could all be heard audibly from across the street...Probably even through the rest of the town. But they knew the needed to go in. The B4R was a wealth of information if you knew the right price. Little Underscore_X looked at his two older companions with a wide-eyed fear.
"Do we really have to go in?" He clutched his Moo plushie which gave a small Moo under the pressure.
Dizzy adjusted his hat and gunbelt and nodded to the little one, "'Fraid so." And so they did. Shligger pushed aside one of the double doors and a rush of chaos in the form of loud, blaring music, mixed in with a million other sound effects came over the group. They scanned the bar for the most knowledgable patrons. To the right, at the bar, was a man with a face that looked like it belonged on a Picasso painting, literally. It was multi-colored with misplaced facial features. Must be the bar's owner, the infamous or famous depending on who you asked, Tystys. Many people come in and out of the B4R so he must have some sort of clue as to Moo's whearabouts. To the right, lurking in a corner, was the barely visible form of Sord; FKL's resident maniac. Which is nothing to scoff at. Being labled insane in a place where everyone is clinically a freak is quite something. But...His knowledge is quite vast so maybe he might know something.
"I gotta pee." Underscore whined. The other two sighed. "AGAIN?!"

Choose the title of the next chapter.

A)Underscore's adventure to the bathroom!
B)Dizzy interogates Tys!
C)Sord and Shligger face off!


WOO I ALMOST WORE MYSELF OUT WRITING THAT. Don't expect consistent updates. Don't expect quality writing. Don't expect chapters as long as this one.
BUT, expect me to finish it, cause I'm determined to do that at the very least. As long as people keep voting. ;]

[Kaydin]

*Bubbles A on his scantron*

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Sord]

eh, guess I'll just be conceited and go with myself, C

story itself should be intresting, you wrote well enough when you filled in for a couple of Shligger's first CYOA's chapters, now we get to read one completely from you.

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[Airalean]

C

[Tact]

I'm not voting C, because Shligger apparently has an amazing track record. I'll go with B.

[astuarlen]

My plan is to only read chapters containing my name. Everything else is irrelevant.

[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2007-09-04 10:16, Tact wrote:
Heh, the moment Shligg's dies, another one is born out of its ashes like some messed-up phoenix.



Mine is not dead, it's just lying dormant until I can think of a proper ending. Two more chapter left.

And do I wanna fight Sord? I apparently have a good record, so C.

[Tact]

On 2007-09-04 15:23, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Mine is not dead, it's just lying dormant until I can think of a proper ending. Two more chapter left.



Hopefully you meant gramatically proper. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-09-04 14:43, astuarlen wrote:
My plan is to only read chapters containing my name. Everything else is irrelevant.



I was actually going to make you & Haya apart of the initial band of adventurers but I have other plans for you two. ;]



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[Tact]

*gasp* http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I wonder what they could possibly be.

[DizzyDi]

Also, the next chapter goes to whichever has the most votes when I decided to update.

[Tystys]

Let's see what you got.

*bubbles in B*

[TalHex]

C am i going to be in this?

[DizzyDi]

Possibly.

[Tystys]

You know I love you, Dizzy.

Right?

Platonicaly, ofcourse.

[DizzyDi]

Of course. Platonicaly.

[DikkyRay]

if im not in it, i'll cry. Im the flower girl at your wedding

[Tystys]

On 2007-09-04 17:37, DikkyRay wrote:
if im not in it, i'll cry. Im the flower girl at your wedding



Ofcourse you're going to be in it.

Flower Girl+Sword in back=Tears of angst and great reviews!

[DizzyDi]

ROFL!

[Tystys]

DON'T YOU MEAN RIFK?!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....

[DizzyDi]

COPYRIGHTED. YOU CAN'T USE IT. I'M CALLING PHOENIX WRIGHT ON YOU.

[Tystys]

FUCK THAT, WHERE'S GODOT.

[VanHalen]

A

[DizzyDi]

Chapter 2 - Sord and Shligger face off!

After a moment of scanning the three decided to split up.
"I'm going to get a drink."
"I'm going to take a wizz."
"I'll go interrogate that sinister looking shadow like person who I'm sure is very kind once you get to know him." And with that they went thier seperate ways.
The corner that Sord was in was pretty isolated. No one was around, no music played, no light was even shining in it. Its almost like he had wrapped himself up in the darkness. Shligger, being the airhead that he is, was completely oblivious to the obvious foreboding atmosphere that surrounded the mysterious Sord. He simply walked up, sat down, smiled, and say "Hey buddy! Cold enough around here for ya?" Laughing at his own joke Shligger reached for Sord's mug with the intent to take a small swig from it. "Don't touch tha-" Sord tried to stop Shligger but he was too slow. Shligger finished the whole mug and sat it down. "Ah! Boy that hit the spot. So wha are you d-" A scaley hand shot out from Sord's robes to wrap around the surprised Sergeant's neck. "That was my drink. I payed for that." Sord's voice was low in volume. His voice seemed to come from no particular source, it seemed like the air itself hissed out words. The shadows that surrounded Sord expanded and enveloped the entire bar now, and the partying immediately stopped. Save for Dizzy who was completely drunk off his ass by now, hitting on any girl that was within shouting distanced and had most of her body parts intact. Underscore was nowhere to be seen. Shligger, now realizing the folly of what he had done, dug into his trench coat and pulled out a pistol. He bashed it into the face of his advisary. Sord hissed out in pain and released Shligger. He stepped back and brought a hand up to his nose. He looked at the green ooze that was seeping from his nose, he was bleeding. "You'll regret that."

NEXT CHAPTER!

A) Run Shligger Run! The great escape from the sinister Sord!
B) Fast Ball! Shligger shows off his battle skills!
C) Azarath Metrion Zinthos! Sord's ultimate power!

[Tact]

C. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DizzyDi]

You didn't even read it!

[TalHex]

A

[Sord]

I'm scaly and bleed green... well, whatever.

Raven power, heh, do I get a demon father that can come and destroy the FKL? Thing is, I'd probably welcome him, not try and send him back to hell...

C again, if only for the teen titans joke



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[Sord]

I don't care one way or another, it's just a new perception of my character. Though what color are my scales?

[DizzyDi]

You don't like being scaley with green blood?

[DizzyDi]

Blackish...purple?

[Sgt_Shligger]

I'll be a good sport.

C.

[VanHalen]

Coin flip for B or C. It landed on B.

[Sord]

On 2007-09-04 19:10, DizzyDi wrote:
Blackish...purple?


works for me, you just picked my second favorite color next to black.

[VanHalen]

On 2007-09-04 19:11, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
I'll be a good sport.

C.



You better hope you can barrel roll.

[TalHex]

or use your breaks

[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2007-09-04 19:16, TalonKitsune wrote:
or use your B#$%&#^^*%$(&#$*^#OOST

[astuarlen]

'fraid I can't read this one yet. :[

[EJ]

A o;

[BlackHat]

You have to put me in one of these, because im cool.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-04 20:47, BlackHat wrote:
You have to put me in one of these, because im cool.


But he's planning to use everyone in FKL, even the "non cools", so you're in!

B for Cuban.

[EJ]

if he going to put the wackos in then he has a long haul to go.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I'll bet you we see a http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gifMG or Nhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Shadowpawn/Random%20Stuff/Dischrome.gif U before the wack-man and his many forms.



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[EJ]

you mean him?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/ForceEJ/humanwacko.jpg

[Tystys]

Scary looking motherfucker...

[Sord]

On 2007-09-05 02:19, EJ wrote:
you mean him?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/ForceEJ/humanwacko.jpg



On 2004-08-11 18:34, RicoRoyal wrote:
He WILL eat your babies. No questions asked.
Actual proportion of baby eaten is subject to change depending on what Sheen's lawyers say. No babies were harmed during the production of this picture; that all happend backstage. To win a date with Martin Sheen, please contact the White House; they don't want you to know he is actually the one running the country right now. Any defects found in your BMW are a matter for the courts. 0 APR is actually street slang for "fuck, d00d, you just got jacked!"; as such, we cannot be held accountable for when an airplane crashes on your front lawn. We are also not responsible for the fact that some of you may not actually have a lawn. Buy a lawn! That's what Sheen would do. Paid for in part by Sheen for Teens - Making sure kids watch good movies since 1979.

Copyright (C) 2004 by RicoRoyal





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[Tystys]

Why 1979?

[DizzyDi]

Keep bumped.
Too tired to update tonight. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_sleepy.gif

[DizzyDi]

update tommorow.

[DizzyDi]

Sorry for taking so long to update but i didn't know how to write this chapter.

Chapter 3: Sord's Ultimate Power!
"You'll regret that." Sord said as he shot another hand out for Shligger's head. The Sergeant tried to side step it but was way too slow. The claw held a tight grasp onto Shligger's head and slammed it down onto a nearby table. Shligger winced in pain, the impact of the table nearly blacked him out. This guy is strong.
"Can't I just buy you a refill buddy?" A muffled plea for peace.
"You've fucked with me on the wrong day. Now you and the rest of your party will know true fear."
"Wait...How'd you know I'm with people?"
"Oh I know much more about you and your friends...But that matters not for soon you will know nothing but oblivion." By this time the entire bar had emptied out, save for Dizzy who was passed out on the floor, and Underscore was still nowhere to be found. Sord grinned to himself a bit.
"Now witness my true power. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Sord release his grasp on Shligger as he started to grow in height and girth. The robe he wore began to tore and and nothing but shadow spilled out from its remains. The tore peices of robe hit the ground and seemed to liquify into shadow. Before long the bar was nothing but a void of darkness. Shligger looked around and could only see Dizzy who was five feet away from him, and Underscore, who was still sitting on the toilet?
"Now...fear." A voice said from the dark blanket.
"Shligger...What the hell?" Came a query from Underscore.

The Next Chapter!

A) The Purple Fiend! Sord's True Form!
B) The Drunken Master! Dizzy Attacks!
C) Funkdafied? Underscore joins in on the battle!

[Sord]

A

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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

C

The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up I got no time to spare.

[Tykwa]

D.When Tykwa goes shopping!

[Tact]

I'll let drunken fighting happen. It will be funny. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Atayin]

But where will anybody get drunk at? Certainly not at the NON-Alchoholic Bar we have here.

[astuarlen]

Control+f: astuarlen.

Nope.
Better luck next time.

[ShinMaruku]

You guys are doing obiya

[Sgt_Shligger]

B ;o

[Tact]

On 2007-09-11 05:37, Atayin wrote:
But where will anybody get drunk at? Certainly not at the NON-Alchoholic Bar we have here.



Oh, could you just drop it? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Atayin]

Sure.. after you serve me my beer http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/Atayin/al-hakim-shaking-fist.jpg

[Sord]

the bar actually does serve alcoholic drinks, it was legalized by FKL's President Scrub (who is rarely ever here.) There is no drinking age limit. Though people seem to forget these things. GOD is, in fact, alcoholic, as is lightning and just about every other drink we have that is typed out in CAPS.

[TalHex]

i vote B

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

3 votes for B and some non voting voters. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Shadowpawn]

A.

[Sord]

this is taking awhile, I'm going to change my response to A to drag it out longer and force some more people to vote

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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

But if you left it as B it could get to going since the voting process was over.

Making a new tally = wait for new write/re-write. :discko: <-still not supported but I don't care.

Shlig CYODDA went to page whatever 9 days ago is on. GJ Slinnger. (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=153880&forum=12&start=0&25#10)

Slinnger is a new one. ;] Also XD



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[Sgt_Shligger]

Slinnger? Wow ._.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Yamato Sling!

(could work, like the Chow Yun Fat gun holster look, except with Yamato hilts?)

[Sord]

On 2007-09-13 18:42, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
But if you left it as B it could get to going since the voting process was over.

Making a new tally = wait for new write/re-write. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifiscko: <-still not supported but I don't care.

Shlig CYODDA went to page whatever 9 days ago is on. GJ Slinnger. (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=153880&forum=12&start=0&25#10)

Slinnger is a new one. ;] Also XD


I had edited my first post to be A though, and I'm pretty sure dizzy said whichever is the highest when he writes again is the winner, there no first to whatever race in here.

[DizzyDi]

I figured I'd update my PoS, neglected CYOA. I counted 3 for A and 3 for B. SO I'm doing a mixture of the two, HARR.

Chapter 4: Sord's Ultimate Form and Dizzy's Drunken Skills!

The darkness of the void Sord creating chilled Shligger to his very core, and the stench threatened to overwhelm his senses and make him blackout. He glanced over at the fear-striken/confused Underscore.
"You stink." Shligger bluntly declared.
"Hey, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT..." Underscore paused to squeeze out a sea pickle. "US IN THIS SITUATION!"
"How do you know it wasn't Dizzy?"
"He's too drunk and stupid, not only that but he's passed out."
"Well...I'm stupid too. Wait a second..." Shligger couldn't finish his thought as claw twice his size emerged from t he darkness, smacking him further into the darkness. Shligger bounced along the ground, each time he hit the floor cause a wave of pain to flush over his body, his eyes teared up. He finally skidded to a hault and laid limp on the floor, groaning in pain. "Fuck..." He managed to weakly gasp.
"Look fool! And gaze upon the figure of your reaper." Shligger looked up into the dark void from whence the voice came. Sord emerged from the darkness, and he looked to have taken on the form of a t-rex. Albeit, a lot more menacing. Through his fangs seeped a black goop that sizzled on the ground as it hit. Shligger made a mental note to avoid that if he could. Sord's fangs grew out from his massive talons, one hand dripped with blood. Shligger realized it was his own and also realized he was laying in a pool of his own blood. Things aren't looking good he thought to himself.
"WOTS ALL DIS DEN!?" A familiar voice, though slurred and clumsier than usual. "Barneeeeeeeeeeey? Oh man..Lemme...ugh...Lemme tell jooo aboooooooout thissssssh one time Iiiiiiiiiiiii had seckssssssssssss wif uh amuzhon chick on top ov uh dino." Dizzy stumbled back and forth, fighting to keep his balance.
"You idiot! I am not 'dino' I am your death." Sord said, turning toward the drunk.
"Thash funny cuz thash wot she sayd to me to. I shot her in duh hed tho, jush like Iwull do joo." He fumbled for his guns and held them weakly in his hands, holding them up to Sord. The large fiend swiped a claw at Dizzy. "Oh god my stomach ish KILLING MEEEEEE!" Dizzy doubled over to clutch his stomach and the claw went right over his head. Angered Sord stomped on the ground and tentacles arose from the ground, flying straight for Dizzy. "Underscore hey...Get off that toilet I think I'm gunna hurl!" Dizzy ran towards his comerade, dodging Sord's attack at the same time. Dizzy pushed UNderscore off the toilet and looked into the basin. "Hey is this beef stew?"
"DIZZY NO!" Underscore tried to stop him but it was too late. "Oh god...Its not, OH JEEZ, OH MAN THATS DIGUSTING!" While Dizzy was occupied Sord found it a perfect opportunity to pick up his advisary. "Got you now you little prick, prepare to die." Sord held Dizzy up over his head and opened his massive jaw. "Oh man..you're shaking me...My stomach...oh gawd...oh gawd..HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!" Dizzy also opened his mouth and let loose his vomit. Unbeknownst to Sord Dizzy's stomach is somewhat of a mixing pot. UNlike most stomachs that simply digest the food, Dizzy's stomach is some sort of anomly that can't be explained (HAHA LAZY WRITING) all that is known is that whatever enters his stomach becomes volitale and dangerous, not even giant purple T-rex's are immune to it. The vomit landed on Sord's face and immediately started to eat away at his flesh.
"AAAAH, WHAT IS THIS!?" Sord dropped Dizzy who flopped to the ground and stayed there. Sord continued to scream out in pain as he started to melt away into the darkness. Eventually he dissapeared and the void sucked back into itself. The three found themselves once again in the bar, shattered and broken from the scuffle, dead bodies strewn about. Dizzy: Unconcious. Shligger: Half-Dead. Underscore: Dirty booty. A car pulled up the street and stopped at Underscore who stood between the two. A window rolled down and an old man's face appeared from within. The scarred, rough face opened its lips and a hoarse voice spoke. "Underscore, I got your call. Seems like your idiots got yourself in another jam."
"Hey Haya! Yeah, THEY DID. I didn't do anything..." Underscore hugged his moocow doll innocently.
"So where too little one?"

Next Chapter!

A) Tact's Hopsital! Ran by slave-goblins!
B) Astuarlen's Hippie Healing House!
C) Haya's street doctor treatment!

[Sgt_Shligger]

I'd say. . . Tact.

A

[Sord]

Read like Barney smashed into Wizard of Oz (i'm melting!!!) and co-written by Edgar Allan Poe and Steven King

A, get tact in there as well

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[VanHalen]

B

[Sord]

On 2007-09-17 22:12, VanHalen wrote:
B


get Dizzy both drunk and high? might kill him off with substance abuse.

[astuarlen]

B you ninnies!

[Atayin]

too many words http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

But HOW ABOUT A. ZOMBIES PLZ

[Moo2u]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/Funny%20pics/rabbitalgebra.jpg

[DizzyDi]

So is that a vote for B?

[DizzyDi]

IS NO ONE ELSE GOING TO VOTE?

[Sord]

Moo is here, no need to really. Unless in the next chapter they just walk to wherever and Moo happens to be there, the end.

[DizzyDi]

Its a story...Why should it end just because Moo is here?

[Sord]

why don't you ask the people who didn't vote? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DizzyDi]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif I wanna finish this one...

[Sord]

well, I voted every time, even after getting killed by vomit and being a mutant barney. no guilt here http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DizzyDi]

You're not exactly dead... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

[Sord]

well, at least it just hit my face, for a moment I thought you were going to puke right down my throat http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

[Moo2u]

On 2007-09-18 17:21, DizzyDi wrote:
Its a story...Why should it end just because Moo is here?



....rabbit algebra?

[DizzyDi]

DAMN YOUR SCIENCE!

[DizzyDi]

>:U yall better vote or else I'm killing you all.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

B, because a vote for C is a vote for a stalemate.

jooR going to dirty da car! ;o

[Moo2u]

Haha, I actually finally read this thing. Boy, I hope I'm eventually found...let's try C, the doc on the street.

[BlackHat]

Seven.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-19 22:52, BlackHat wrote:
Seven.


ORLMENTE?

CYOA: Chapter4 up! VOTEVOTEVOTE

3 chapters ahead of the class!



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[DizzyDi]

I once again counted a tie between the two and there is no way I can write both in one so I coin flipped and A won out. Sorry Ast, you'll make your way in eventually.

Chapter 5: Tact's hosptial! Run by Slave Goblins.

Haya and Underscore already had Dizzy in the back of the car. He was sleeping when they picked him up and he still snoozed soundly when they had harshly thrown him in the back. "He sleeps like a snorlax." Haya commented. They stood over Shligger's unconcious body, well...Underscore stood. Haya sat, he was paraplegic. Shligger was still bleeding. "We have to get him somewhere fast, the hospital is nearby, thats our best bet." Underscore said as he bent down to begin picking Shligger up, but Haya refused to help. "He's going to bleed all on the back of the Driftcar. Leave him."
"But he'll die!" Underscore pleaded. "Pleeeaaase Haya!"
The old man scoffed. "You're cleaning up after this, and you owe me two rare Moo Trading Cards."
Underscore smacked his teeth and sigh. "Fiiine. Crusty old man...." Underscore dragged Shligger as best as he could to the car and pakced him in the back with the sleep Dizzy. Shligger gave a small moan out in pain. "We better hurry, hope you have some boost Haya."
"Always." Haya opened up the driver's side door and pressed a button on the inside of the door. Two robotic arms came out and picked up Haya along with his wheelchair and sat it inside in front of the wheel. Underscore leaped in on the passenger's side and close the door. Haya turned on the car and drove off, swerving widly in and out of traffic and breaking all kinds of street laws. Underscore didn't mind as he was used to this. Underscore, Shligger, and Dizzy were sort of like Charlie's Angels, they had been on many adventures together, and Haya was like their Charlie, the one who offered support in the background and who held the group together. Although he was a lot more harsh and blunt than Charlie ever was.
"By the way Haya, how do you drive when your legs are paralyzed?"
"I'm AZN...I can do anything. Now shut-up until we get to the hospital." Haya turned on his radio and cranked the volume to the max. "Hold on...Time for the BOOOOOOOST." He pressed a bright red button on the center console and the car was suddenly propelled to what seemed like warp speed.

***

Dizzy awoke with a screaming headache. Another hang over. He promised himself to never drink again as he clutched his head knowing good damn well he wouldn't keep the promise. As he laid down memories flooded back to him of the last few hours. The bar...the ladies...the drinks...the fight against Sord...Shligger injured...SHLIGGER! Dizzy shot up!
"Where's Shligger!?" Then a goblin dressed in a maid's uniform jumped on Dizzy's bed and pushed him back down, yelling at him in some language Dizzy couldn't understand. "What?"
"GORK FORK TORK!" It answered and then hit him on the head with a duster. Dizzy winced in pain. He looked around and saw that he was in a hospital room, with dozens of little goblins in similar attire attending to his health and the keep-up of the room. He looked to his left and saw Haya looking out the window, gazing over the skyline of the dark, grimey, cold, uncaring city that was FKL.
"Where's Shligger?" Dizzy repeated to the elder.
"Getting taken care of...But he doesn't look good."
"Well lets go see him!"
"In due time...You rest up first."

***

Inside Shligger's room. Haya, Underscore, Tact, and Dizzy, along with some goblins all stood around Shligger's bed.
Tact, also wearing a maid's uniform, although much skimpier, purred to herself. She sat on the ground, lifted a leg up, and started to lick it. Dizzy saw this as an opportunity to look up the cute catgirl's skirt, but a 2-second glance took to see that Tact wasn't really a girl at all.
"Do you lllllllllliiike what you sssseeeee?" Tact purred to Dizzy. Dizzy thought he was going to throw up again.
"So what does it look like, Doc?" Haya asked Tact, unphazed by the upskirt display.
"They say he doesn't llllllook goood, mrrroow. He has lost a loot of brrrrrooood. But he will make it, prrrrrrr. He will have to ssstttaaay for a while. It will be coostlly. Unlesssssss..." Tact pointed to Dizzy. "Unlesss, you let me have some fun with your frrrriiiend."
Underscore and Haya looked at Dizzy. Dizzy started to cry.

A: DO IT!
B: DON'T DO IT!

[Tact]

...What the hell? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Edit: B. I don't want to look more perverted than I really am. (Not perverted at all.)

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[Sord]

A, medical malpractice perhaps? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[astuarlen]

On 2007-09-20 16:15, DizzyDi wrote:
I once again counted a tie between the two and there is no way I can write both in one so I coin flipped and A won out. Sorry Ast, you'll make your way in eventually.


Your stock is down. I wonder why.

[Tact]

Astuarlen is not pleased. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DizzyDi]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif You'll make it in Ast, PROMISE.

[Sord]

I vote in yours, now go vote in mine >:U

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Like half man half car. reaching broom

A, cleaning a litter box or something. Stunted imagination. PORK, censored in the PSO's.

[DizzyDi]

2 IN A DAY? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!?!!????!?!?!?!?!
Quick update before I got to sleep, enjoy.

Chapter 5: Cont.
- a ;o
Save that stuff for the Bowser and Mario Fanfic. Going to namedrop and take liberties with character get permission for that kinda disapprove worthy stuff but then you can't post-it-about-here's anyway. Too blatant, try to keep it subtle.
-

***

A scream awoke Dizzy. He jumped out of the bed to find himself alone. He eased his pants back on and his shirt, checked his guns for ammo and headed out of the room. Blood painted the hallway and screams filled the air. Dizzy made his way down the hallway, all around he spotted lit gibblets of goblins and some black tar like substance. He headed to where the screams were. He followed a trail of blood into a room and opened the door. Inside was a monster that looked similar to Sord, chewing on a goblin. As Dizzy opened the door the monster looked up at him. It was Shligger. His basic features remained the same but a singular horn grew from his head. The horn didn't come to a point but instead ended in a square, his right arm was mutated; scaley, purple, with large menacing claws. His eyes glowed an eerie dull yellow. He growled at Dizzy, dropped the half-eaten goblin and jumped out the window. "Shligger, wait!" Dizzy ran to the window. The drop should have killed Shligger but instead he simply landed, making a large creator on the street below and ran off into the night. Haya, Tact, and Underscore came into the room.
"What happened?" Haya asked.
"It was Shligger...He...He mutated or something."

Next chapter!

A) The Massacre!
B) The Search for Shligger!



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[Sord]

A!

on a side note, I know Tact is not going to be happy about this at all

just noticed, brownie points for not adding that damn e on syndrom


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[DizzyDi]

If more people don't start voting this CYOA is going to turn into a...RYOA.

[Atayin]

I'm voting for whatever puts me in the story http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[Shadowpawn]

A. I love death. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

[Moo2u]

A is always fun.

[DizzyDi]

Haya you gunna edit my story and not vote?
WTF is this? THIS AIN'T NO READ, EDIT, AND DIP!
VOTE OR DIE FOO'!

[Tact]

A. And thank you, Haya.

[UnderscoreX]

A for how awesome I am.

[Sgt_Shligger]

Well, this sucks ._.

I'm not a [total] sore loser, so I vote A.

[DizzyDi]

Quick chapter:

Chapter 6: The Massacre

Shligger, wake up...
Shligger sat up and rubbed his head. His whole body was sore. He looked around to examine his surrounded. Dead bodies everywhere, pools of blood collected under them, limbs littered about, severed heads with expressions of frozen fear. Shligger was covered in blood, and he could hear sirens in the distance. Must be the police. A lump of anxiety formed in Shligger's throat.
Good morning sunshine a menacing voice carried through the air, coming from no source and yet everywhere at the same time. Shligger knew that voice. Shligger stood up and looked around.
"Sord, where are you!?"
Behind you. Shligger's shadow rose up from the ground and took its own shape; that of humanoid Sord, grinning from ear to ear. How are you?
"What the hell? You're dead!" Shligger exclaimed but Sord simply laughed. Did you really think that that drunken fuck Dizzy could kill me so easily? You obviously don't know me very well so I'll just cut to the chase and tell you whats going on. You see, when you and I were fighting I infected you with SordSyndrom: A wonderful little disease that allows me to control the infected host, like a parasite. I've lived for millinia, simply changing hosts when my current one gets old and useless. My other one became useless when that prick Cowboy decided he wanted to damage it. You seemed like a strong young man so I decided to use you. For right now, I only have limited control over you, but as time passes I will gain more and more control over you until Shligger is no more and all that is left is Sord. You see these dead fucks? My doing. You tried to resist but I eventually overcame. The police sirens drew near. Shligger could hear boots stomping against the ground. They busted the door open, weapons drawn. About 8 of them, all heavily armed.
"Freeze and hit the ground scumbag!"
Shligger raised his hands. "You guys better run...I have no control over what I do." The cops laughed.
"Just hit the ground and don't move and it will al be over."
Watch as I kill these pathetic excuses for life... Shligger felt his body tense up...And then he pounced toward the cops. All Shligger could manage to do was scream "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Next Chapter!

A) Shligger captured!
B) Enter Ronin Cooper!


Dang my writing sucks. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


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[Sord]

i was getting tired of that mutated barney body anyways http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

B

[Sgt_Shligger]

Captured? Moar leik a vote for B!

Not sure if I'd say "RUUUUUUUUUN" either http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[DizzyDi]

Trying to warn to cops to Run so they wouldn't get killed.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THEN?
"Fly you fools, FLY!" ?

[Tact]

If cops could fly, life would be more fun.

B for bandwagon.

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[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2007-09-21 13:39, DizzyDi wrote:
Trying to warn to cops to Run so they wouldn't get killed.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THEN?
"Fly you fools, FLY!" ?



Not really. I'm fairly sure my persona is neutral. In the event someone is trying to kill me, whether their reasons just or unjust, it doesn't matter if they're good or bad. Same outcome ;O

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-09-21 16:10, Sgt_Shligger wrote:

On 2007-09-21 13:39, DizzyDi wrote:
Trying to warn to cops to Run so they wouldn't get killed.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THEN?
"Fly you fools, FLY!" ?



Not really. I'm fairly sure my persona is neutral. In the event someone is trying to kill me, whether their reasons just or unjust, it doesn't matter if they're good or bad. Same outcome ;O



But first of all, you're going to kill them not of your own will.
Secondly, you're going to get sent to jail for killing cops.
I'D SAY RUN SO I WOULDN'T UNWILLINGLY KILL COPS BUT MAYBE THATS JUST ME.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-21 10:35, DizzyDi wrote:
Haya you gunna edit my story and not vote?
WTF is this? THIS AIN'T NO READ, EDIT, AND DIP!
VOTE OR DIE FOO'!


Don't make me change your Voting options to something animu-ish.

A. (suddenly) THE END
B. Filler Episode (to make that money man)

[DizzyDi]

VOTE OR DIE.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

B for boing.

[Tact]

Yay for filler! (B)

[DizzyDi]

So many Ronin Cooper fans.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Coop can go help the po-po's capture Sgt.Shlig-Sord-er maybe?

And you can cross him off the list of doods left to add (or not add).

Skin graft arm = persona, heh, Kojima is Krazy.

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[astuarlen]

D for don't disappoint me, DizzyDi.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Not for 'Dang writing without astuarlen in the story sucks?'

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-09-21 19:31, astuarlen wrote:
D for don't disappoint me, DizzyDi.



http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_sleepy.gif

[BlackHat]

Forty-two.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Captain Moo.

[astuarlen]

Kangaroo!

[Shadowpawn]

B

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-21 22:25, Shadowpawn wrote:
Boogaloo

[Moo2u]

Goo-goo ga choo.

[DizzyDi]

Bump, I'll try to write a chapter tonight or tommorow.

[DizzyDi]

Chapter 7: Enter Ronin Cooper! Part 1

**3 Days since Shligger's disappearance.
Knock knock.
Tact, Underscore, Dizzy, and Hayabusa waited in the hall way of the dingy, stank, dimly lit tenement building, right outside room 804.
Inside they could hear shuffling around, loud cursing, and burping. A few minutes passed before the door finally opened, but only just enough so that the resident could peek outside.
"What?" Came the brief reply. Underscore stepped up.
"Uncle Bob, its your nephew, X. We called you up a day ago, remember? Me and my friends need to stay here for a bit while we look for my friend." Uncle Bob grumbled and shut the door, undoing the chain before opening it again. Uncle Bob was fat. There was no other way to describe it. His body maintained no one solid shape but instead seemed to form and flow like jello, or hot pudding. He wore a wife beater, white tighties that were 2 sizes two small, and long tube socks. His roomed reeked of animals and within 3 seconds of staying in the place the team could see why. A large number of cats jumped, climbed, and dropped from various hiding places all meowing and purring. Upon seeing Tact, they all converged in on him and proceeded to purr and rub up against him.
"Aww they'rrrre so cute~!" Tact bent down and started to play with them.
"Tch, at least someone finds comfort in this place." Dizzy commented. Uncle Bob went over to a couch in the middle of the room, sat down and watched TV.
"Don't mess with my shit." And he said nothing more.
"Yes sir Uncle..." Underscore replied. Hayabusa rolled over beside the couch and watched TV with Uncle Bob.
"Old man, you're not sickened?" Asked Dizzy.
"Life sucks, when you get my age you learn that. Quit whining. The faster we find Shligger the faster we can get out of here."
"But we've been searching for days already and no sign of him."
"Well find him eventually..." Then, as if by cue, Dizzy's cell phone rang. He dug into his pocket and pulled it out, looking at the caller ID.
"Arkham Asylum? The hell...? Hello?"
"Dizzy! Dizzy! This is Shligger!"
"Shligger?! What the hell where are you?" At the mentioned of Shligger's name all quieted down and focused on Dizzy.
"I'm in Arkham Dizzy! I got arrested for killing some cops. I can't explain right now, just come to Arkham and bail me out! They're gunna kill meeeeeee~." Shligger seemed to be crying right before the phone hung up.
Dizzy looked at the people in the room. He took a deep sigh of breath and slumped his shoulders.
"Shligger got arrested and is at Arkham. Get your stuff to together everyone, we're going to the docks and taking the next ferry out to the island Arkham sits on. It'll be a few hours before we arrive."

***

Shligger sat in his cold cell and wiped his eyes. He had never felt so lonely and fearful in his life. He was to be executed in 3 days for horrendous crimes not even his doing. To make matters worse Sord constantly whispered in his mind, he could feel the syndrom taking over. Shligger sigh and layed down on his bed, getting as comfortable as he could. As he was dozing off he heard a small scuffle down the hallway and figured he was just some prisoners getting into it like they usually did so he ignored it. A few minutes later a loud crash came from in front of his cell. He sat up and saw the torso of a guard in front his cell, with a mysterious figure wearing samurai armor standing over it. The armored figure turned to Shligger, its face covered by a metallic mask, depicting demonic features. It carried a large paintbrush like weapon that he wielded like a spear and a bucket floated next to him. The figure took one quick sweep at the bars that kept Shligger prisoned and they fell apart. Shligger smiled for a bit, maybe this thing was here to help.
"Thanks buddy! You're a lifesaver!." Shligger got up to run out of his cell but a large armored hand hit him in the face before he knew what was going on.
"My life sucks..." Shligger thought before blacking out...


TO BE CONTINUED!

Also: No disrespect to Uncle Berb. Its just everytime I hear that name I think of a fat slob. Not you personally, just the username itself makes me think that.

[Sord]

uncle = old
bob = fat

[Weeaboolits]

I think it's funny how Dizzy conveys me much more badassly than I do. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I should work on my story. >_>;

[Sord]

i should work on mine as well, but I only do it right when I get home from school, a few hours after that and I lose almost all productivity.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-10-03 18:24, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
I think it's funny how Dizzy conveys me much more badassly than I do. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I should work on my story. >_>;



Everyone is badass in Dizzy's story!
Wait until the next chapter where you fighting abilities come into play! I've been wanting to write it out for a while and I finally do

[VanHalen]

Poor Shligg.

[Sgt_Shligger]

I seem pretty not badass ;(

but keep 'er going.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-10-03 18:46, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
I seem pretty not badass ;(

but keep 'er going.



Yeah you're kinda like the punching bag so far but AT LEAST YOU KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HIT!

[BlackHat]

When is my chapter? Hmmmm??!?!??!???!??!?

[DizzyDi]

When you develop an FKL persona that translates well into story.

[BlackHat]

Meh I'm to lazy to.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-10-03 18:57, BlackHat wrote:
Meh I'm to lazy to.



THATS THE SPIRIT!

[Sord]

i keep reading the title as "eat ronin cooper"



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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Everybody likes TV.

[Out_Kast]

Put me in.
Then kill me off 4 lines later.

You know you want someone to die gruesomley, why not me? x]

[DizzyDi]

The freezing wind roared harshly around the boat, rocking it from side to side. The cold water and rain continuely splashed around Dizzy and Underscore, soaking them to their very bone. Needless to say the ride to Arkham was miserable. The ride was already bad enough without the horrible weather. When the crew had arrived at the docks, all was chaos. People were crying and screaming, jumping off of boats. Some with limbs chopped off, some covered in blood, some even dead. They tried to figure out what was going on but no one would answer, and those that did spoke in gibberish. All they could pick up was something about an endless supply of samurai that wanted to seal away evil. Whatever the hell that meant. So because of the obvious foreboding only Dizzy and Underscore decided to get on a boat to Arkham, Tact and Haya would stay behind in case something happened. The boat finally arrived at Arkham and things seemed only worse there. Half of the place was on fire and dead bodies floated around everywhere. Both Dizzy and Underscore looked up and groaned.
"You ready for this kid?" Dizzy looked to Underscore.
"Only if you are."

***

When they entered the prison complex it was just more of the same: Dead bodies and blood everywhere. Dizzy hoped Shligger wasn't amongst the dead, but he simply shrugged the notion off and went further into the prison with Underscore.
They eventually came to a large circular room.

***

Fuck it I'm too lazy to finish today.
UPDATE TOMMOROW, MAYBE.

[astuarlen]

I vote for playing BG instead. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[DizzyDi]

Maybe, or maybe I oughta play Chrono Cross.

[astuarlen]

;-;

[DizzyDi]

Ok herny, I'll play BG just4u.

[DizzyDi]

bump. updating maybe sometime soon possibly.

[DizzyDi]

UPDATE NAO!

Dizzy and Underscore arrive to a large circular room with pillars circling all around the perimeter of it. They immediately hid behind one of the pillars after seeing who the room was occupied by. A group of samurais all wearing identical armor and face masks standing infront of a pole, with Shligger bound to it and gag. By a quick count Dizzy counted about 25 of them.
"How are we going to take them out?" Underscore asked Dizzy. Dizzy stroked his chin in thought.

How to save Shligger?

A) Use the element of surprise! Go in rambo style and just start shooting!
B) Negotiate?
C) Throw Underscore in the crowd as a distraction and save Shligger while you can.

[Tact]

Well, B would be the right thing to do, but the fun thing to do would be C.

In case you don't get the message: I pick C. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Sord]

C, because making others be a sacrifice is fun



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[Moo2u]

Gotta go with C. Samurais love chopping random distraction!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

C, flying moo plushie squeezing action. SFX and comic arrow/motion curve lines and the big ol MOOOOOOOOOOO! taking up half the page.