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Shadowpawn
Sep 8, 2007, 09:28 PM
I just had this really insane thought. There aren't a lot of children books dealing problems a lot of children are facing in our modern era. Thus I propose we, FKLites, spearhead a global movement and kick up some ideas! Think of it as an humane service for the good of mankind (plus think of the tax write offs we can claim!)


Sometimes Mommies and Daddies don't love each other no mo'

[i]The premise of this colorful pop-up book details the turmoil some children face in dysfunctional families. Lot's of fun can be expected when daddy comes home drunk and mistakes mommy for a punching bag! This book follows the typical stages of divorce, arguing, child neglect, domestic (both verbal and physical abuse), divorce court, and joint custody (kidnapping's an optional chapter.)


Bobby Has Two Daddies Author Blue Dagger.

This heart filled story follows the trials of a young Bobby Pouerdendurt as he copes with the challenges of having two daddies! It isn't till the end that we learn just exactly HOW Bobby has two daddies!

Bobby has Three Daddies Author Uncle_Bob

Once again Mr Pouerdendurt (now older) faces a unique problem. Just how do you go about telling your friends that you belong to a Islmaic household that practices Judaism and allows for polygamy...and that your fathers other wives are male! Fun times are had when Mr. Pouerdendurt invites his girlfriend over for dinner!

Timmy's Experience at Band-Camp Author Uncle_Bob

Timmy (yeah, the guy from South Park) finds himself in Band-Camp with a questionable instructor. What's wrong with this guy...for starters he photographs all of his pupils...in the nude. Will Timmy end up seeing the wrong end of the shaft before Kenny does!?-Wait a minute...wasn't this a REAL episode of South Park.


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Jaysky
Sep 8, 2007, 09:41 PM
Sometimes Daddies hurt Mommies

Perfecto.

(kind of like what you had but with a more straight to the point title)

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Nitro Vordex
Sep 8, 2007, 09:43 PM
Monny and Daddy pro wrestling, part two.

BlueDagger
Sep 8, 2007, 10:02 PM
Bobby Has Two Daddies

Shadowpawn
Sep 8, 2007, 10:04 PM
On 2007-09-08 20:02, BlueDagger wrote:
Bobby Has Two Daddies



You know, THAT'S THE ONE I WAS GOING TO DO!

BlueDagger
Sep 8, 2007, 10:18 PM
On 2007-09-08 20:04, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2007-09-08 20:02, BlueDagger wrote:
Bobby Has Two Daddies



You know, THAT'S THE ONE I WAS GOING TO DO!



The question is, though... Is Bobby's Daddy gay or did Bobby's parents divorce and then Mommy remarried? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

BlackHat
Sep 8, 2007, 10:25 PM
Thats even meaner than what I would have said.

Uncle_bob
Sep 8, 2007, 10:54 PM
Bobby has Three Daddies

Shadowpawn
Sep 8, 2007, 10:55 PM
OGOD.

Uncle_bob
Sep 8, 2007, 11:02 PM
Timmy's Experience at Band-Camp

BlackHat
Sep 8, 2007, 11:03 PM
AWKWARD.

Sayara
Sep 8, 2007, 11:07 PM
On 2007-09-08 21:02, Uncle_bob wrote:
Timmy's Experience at Band-Camp


EPIC

DikkyRay
Sep 9, 2007, 12:09 AM
Daddy Has OTHER Reasons For Going To Hawaii With His Secretary

DikkyRay
Sep 9, 2007, 12:27 AM
Why is Daddy On Top of Mommy?

Tykwa
Sep 9, 2007, 12:55 AM
Mommy is screaming behind locked doors

Chuck_Norris
Sep 9, 2007, 01:30 AM
This pic would make a good book.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/shonky1/arguing_over_internet.jpg

It has a inspiring story. a kid other kids can relate to. And it has a great moral.

kskott
Sep 9, 2007, 05:43 AM
Peter the Poached Panda Bear

geewj
Sep 9, 2007, 10:15 AM
Daddy Calls Mommy a Whore

Tact
Sep 9, 2007, 10:20 AM
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are Fake!

geewj
Sep 9, 2007, 10:35 AM
The Mailman Calls me Son

Tact
Sep 9, 2007, 10:40 AM
No, the Baby is not in Mommy's Stomach.

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geewj
Sep 9, 2007, 10:47 AM
On 2007-09-09 08:40, Tact wrote:
No, the Baby is not in Mommy's Stomach.

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The Great Dumpster in the Sky?

DLShAdOw
Sep 9, 2007, 04:49 PM
Mommy Can't get Daddy away from WoW

and the much anticipated sequel

Daddy and Mommy Both are Addicted

and the final part of the amazing three part series

I'm Hungry

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Tact
Sep 9, 2007, 05:00 PM
On 2007-09-09 14:49, DLShAdOw wrote:
Ruler of the Bracelet

and the much anticipated sequel

A Couple of Towers

and the final part of the amazing three part series

Hey, the King's Back!

Sord
Sep 9, 2007, 08:35 PM
You Were a Mistake

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