FKL Dodgeball?

[Tact]

Alright, I've been thinking about this for a while, and I'll just bounce it off of you guys.

How about an FKL Dodgeball tournament? I'll write it up, provided you guys give me the teams. Here are the rules, which are pretty much the same as the rules of the TV show Extreme Dodgeball.

1. If you step over the center line, you are out. If you step out of bounds on the side of the court, you are out. If you decide to make a suicide leap and throw the ball as you are over the enemy's side, you are not out until you hit the ground.
2. If you catch a ball, the person who threw it is out. Also, a team member who is out gets to return to the game. If you trap the ball against a wall, it does not count as a catch.
3. If you are the only player left on your side, you may hit a special target in the back of the opponent's side to bring all of your teammates back to the field. This may only be used once.
4. You may hold a ball and use it for defense (deflecting enemy dodgeballs), but if it is knocked out of your hands, you are out.
5. I will take some liberties with the conditions of the court, the size and physical properties of the dodgeballs, etc. If any of you guys and gals has seen the show, you have some examples.
6. If you want to submit a team, it must have 5 team members. One of these people should be yourself. You may pick the other four people freely, but keep the names, etc. in good taste.

I won't be doing this for practice writing, or for any other reason than to have some creative fun.

[Bot-Bot]

I am up for it, especially because I am programmed as a dodgeball pro.

So, my team would win anyway.

[Sord]

I pulled some bums off the street by luring them in with ham sammiches, put shock collars on them, and pumped them with steroids. I don't know their names, so I just named them after movie/TVshow characters.

Captiain: Me
Hobo1: Jay
Hobo2: Bob
Hobo3: Larry
Hobo4: Curly
Hobo5: Moe

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Tact]

So, what's your team name? The Hobo Squad? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sgt_Shligger]

Can we form teams with other members?

[Tact]

Yes, you can, provided you have their permission. I don't want you putting someone on your team when they don't want to be.

[BlackHat]

Heres my team:

Captain: Me
1: Prince
http://www.asd.k12.ak.us/schools/mears/pages/Student_Pages/04_05_2nd_Sem/1st_period/jo_zach/Pictures/_Dave_Chappelle_As_Prince.jpg
2: Rick James
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/TV/1/chappellesshow_dchappelle2_.jpg
3: Charlie Murphy
http://www.mercextra.com/blogs/aei/wp-content/photos/CharlieMurphy.jpg
4: George W. Bush
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/0/0/1764/George-Bush.jpeg
5: Jesus
http://www.superherostuff.com/bush_sucks_tshirts/images/buddy_jesus.jpg

[Sord]

On 2007-09-17 18:40, Tact wrote:
So, what's your team name? The Hobo Squad? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Roid Ragin' Hobos

[BlackHat]

I don't have a team name http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Tact]

Well, make one. Oh, and BlackHat, you need to drop one person, or tell me which 5 of your people will be playing.

[BlackHat]

Rick James is the cheerleader http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

[Skuda]

Captain: Me
1: God
2: Buddha
3: Zues
4: Odin
5:Vishnu

Take that, biotch.

[BlackHat]

On 2007-09-17 19:29, Skuda wrote:
Captain: Me
1: God
2: Buddha
3: Zues
4: Odin
5:Vishnu

Take that, biotch.



God can't hurt Jesus.

Buddha is docile.

Zues has fish?

Charlie Murphy > Odin

Vishnu destroys evil things?

[Sord]

On 2007-09-17 19:32, BlackHat wrote:

On 2007-09-17 19:29, Skuda wrote:
Captain: Me
1: God
2: Buddha
3: Zues
4: Odin
5:Vishnu

Take that, biotch.



God can't hurt Jesus.

Buddha is docile.

Zues has fish?

Charlie Murphy > Odin

Vishnu destroys evil things?


Zues has freaking lightning bolts. You are thinking of King Triton with the fish.

[BlackHat]

On 2007-09-17 19:47, Sord wrote:

On 2007-09-17 19:32, BlackHat wrote:
God can't hurt Jesus.

Buddha is docile.

Zues has fish?

Charlie Murphy > Odin

Vishnu destroys evil things?


Zues has freaking lightning bolts. You are thinking of King Triton with the fish.



O....lol

Then Zeus is the only thing you have going for you, Skuda.

[Skuda]

On 2007-09-17 19:50, BlackHat wrote:

On 2007-09-17 19:47, Sord wrote:

On 2007-09-17 19:32, BlackHat wrote:
God can't hurt Jesus.

Buddha is docile.

Zues has fish?

Charlie Murphy > Odin

Vishnu destroys evil things?


Zues has freaking lightning bolts. You are thinking of King Triton with the fish.



O....lol

Then Zeus is the only thing you have going for you, Skuda.



Oh, on the contrary. They've all got game. >;3

[BlackHat]

Tsch. Prince can ball dood!

[Moo2u]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/Funny%20pics/moou2.jpg

[Tact]

*sigh* I'm not going to do it, seeing as you guys are clearly not taking this with the level of seriousness I expected. (I knew it would be pretty low, seeing as it's FKL, but...yeah.)

[Atayin]

Here's my team roster.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/Atayin/chuck-norris-400ds0620.jpg


End of game/tournament/dodgeball history. I win.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

There's 6 in here that still exist, barring pink fro, and SP avatar change. So no Pink Fro, maybe she coaches. Winning Team's got to have a coach.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/JetGrindDizzio.png

(uno mas excuse to show it again!)

Although if Moo2u is unavailable due to U2 commitments, I'll have to grab HayaSkuda potato; the ultimate decoy. Is he a dodgeball? Can you throw him?!



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[Tact]

The dodgeball tournament is dead...sorry, Haya.

[BlackHat]

Yu phear mah aw3sume teem!

[Tact]

Actually, no. It's just that we didn't need all of the pictures and names like Chuck Norris clouding up the thread.

[DikkyRay]

1. Christopher Walken
2. Chuck Norris
3. John McCain (BYAAAAAAAAAAAA)
4. Mario
5. Caineghis
TEAM WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU

And Sord, Triton is the "Disney" name of Poseidon, Greek god of Oceans/water in general, and creator of the horse http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Moo2u]

Triton is a mythological Greek god, the messenger of the deep. He is the son of Poseidon, god of the sea, and Amphitrite, goddess of the sea. He is usually represented as a merman, having the upper body of a human and the tail of a fish.

Like his father, he carried a trident. However, Triton's special attribute was a twisted conch shell, on which he blew like a trumpet to calm or raise the waves. Its sound was so terrible, that when loudly blown, it put the giants to flight, who imagined it to be the roar of a mighty wild beast.

According to Hesiod's Theogony, Triton dwelt with his parents in a golden palace in the depths of the sea. The story of the Argonauts places his home on the coast of Libya. When the Argo was driven ashore on the Lesser Syrtes, the crew carried the vessel to Lake Tritonis, whence Triton, the local deity, guided them across to the Mediterranean.

http://www.atpm.com/11.10/italy/images/triton-fountain-420.jpg