FanFic: FFD: CLASH!

[Weeaboolits]

Kinda' like a tourney, but not a tourney, I'm too lazy to do brackets and such, anyway, here's the first round, nothing special, wrote it in the middle of the night when I was bored. Note to self: Never ever use a cat as an opponent again.



A battle without reason or consequence!


Round Zero: Ronin Cooper vs. Demon Cat


Ronin Cooper glanced around, the barren wasteland of FKL seemed to extend endlessly in every direction, but was so very empty, not a single structure on the horizon, the only thing he saw was a small, black kitten.

"What the hell..." he muttered, kneeling down in front of the cat, "this isn't my opponent, is it?" he wondered aloud, reaching out his finger to touch it. The cat meowed cutely and bit his finger.

"Ow!" he cried in pain, attempting to shake off the kitten, but to no avail, "Let go of my damn finger, you little bastard!" he shouted angrily, swinging his arm around violently. Finally, the cat released its grip and was sent flying several yards away, where it landed on its feet and, almost mockingly, it meowed again.

"Stupid cat." Cooper muttered angrily, examining the bit marks on his hand. The cat meowed again. "Shut up!" The cat stared at him. "What?" The cat continued staring at him. "What the hell do you want, you stupid-ass cat?!" The cat continued staring at him and meowed, paused for a moment, and spat an enormous fireball at him.

"Holy hell!" Cooper shouted, narrowly dodging the fireball, "What the hell kind of cat does that?!"

The cat meowed happily, spewing a barrage of fireballs, each one exploding upon hitting the ground.

"Dammit!" Cooper cried as he reached into his black courier bag, pulling out an oversized calligraphy brush with a black handle, "Cut it out!" he shouted, charging toward the cat, gripping his brush tightly in both hands. Closing in on the cat, he swung his brush as hard as he could, and missed. The cat jumped on top of his head and meowed again.

"Get the hell off my head!" he shouted, swatting at the cat. The cat jumped off his head and landed on the ground beside him, it stared at him and meowed again.

"you know, I'm getting sick and tired of this crap." he said to the cat. The cat stared at him for a moment, then meowed again.

"SHUT UP!" Cooper shouted, punting the cat. The cat flew up into the air, stopping several yards from the ground. It just floated there and stared at him.

Cooper stared back at it. The cat continued floating there for a moment, then fired an enormous laser beam at Cooper.


Winner: Demon Cat



If anyone else wants in, PM me your character info, no set fields, if I have a question of your character, I'll ask you. Also, I'll likely be using a lot of my own characters as well. And lastly, there's no continuity in this, so if someone dies or something, they can still fight in another round.



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[Sord]

rather abrupt ending :/ and Ronin cursing? naaaah http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif well, 'cept hell anyways.

non-continuity should be a nice kicker, no worries of dieing in the first round.

[Atayin]

I want to see you fight Lei Fong from Street Fighter 2.

Also; what are your special moves/combos?

[Tact]

I want to see Sord's hobo dodgeball team fight in this. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit: Using dodgeballs as weapons, of course.

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[Weeaboolits]

On 2007-09-20 13:33, Atayin wrote:
I want to see you fight Lei Fong from Street Fighter 2.

Also; what are your special moves/combos?I'd actually rather stray away from copyrited characters, especially ones from games I don't play. Additionally, I won't be in every round, in fact, I shouldn't be in all that many if enough peeps want in, as for my specials, I have a lot. I posted an incomplete list here (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Shadyville/index.php?showtopic=38&st=0&#last).

Edit: @Tact, I'd prefer to keep things one-on-one, but I may consider doing some team battle type stuff later.

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[Tact]

On 2007-09-20 13:37, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Edit: @Tact, I'd prefer to keep things one-on-one, but I may consider doing some team battle type stuff later.



Okay, fine, one hobo dodgeball player. >_> But he brings his team for team battles.

[Weeaboolits]

I might, but only if I can think of a good opponent for him.

[VanHalen]

Ronin got a colorful vocabulary http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[BlackHat]

Oo I want in.

But I need like a form to fill out. Im not to creative in the writting department.

Help me T.T

[Weeaboolits]

(name)

Primary weapon: (>_>)

Origin: (Place where from)

Bio: (>_>)

Template, okay!

[Sord]

Name:
Birthdate:
Address:
Credit Card:
SSID:

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Weeaboolits]

Include also current account balance, plzthx.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-20 21:05, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Include also current account balance, plzthx.


Don't want to have the card come back to your table after a big surf and turf dinner with "this card is maxed out, uhh sir," yeah?

[Weeaboolits]

Yeah, that definitely wasn't fun. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Tact]

Hobo Jack

Primary weapon: Dodgeball

Origin: The slums of FKL. (I know, I know...that's pretty much anywhere around here. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif)

Bio: After having to live on the streets for most of his life, Jack was snatched up by Sord with promises for power and sandwiches. What Hobo Jack didn't know, though, was that the power was steroids and Sord would kill him if he lost.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sord]

On 2007-09-22 04:05, Tact wrote:
Hobo Jack

Primary weapon: Dodgeball

Origin: The slums of FKL. (I know, I know...that's pretty much anywhere around here. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif)

Bio: After having to live on the streets for most of his life, Jack was snatched up by Sord with promises for power and sandwiches. What Hobo Jack didn't know, though, was that the power was steroids and Sord would kill him if he lost.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


you hit the nail on the head ;]

[Tact]

On 2007-09-22 10:49, Sord wrote:
you hit the nail on the head ;]



Good...I didn't feel like looking at that defunct AIM conversation to find all of the info.

[Sord]

we discussed the team in AIM?

...

well, whatever, works for me >_>

[Tact]

On 2007-09-22 11:01, Sord wrote:
we discussed the team in AIM?



I have logs if you don't remember. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

That was the time you told me that you would be like Saddam to your dodgeball team. >_>

[Sord]

oh yes, that I do remember.

[Weeaboolits]

*bump*

Decided the next match, I may or may not have it written soon, hopefully. >_>;

[Sord]

On 2007-09-25 14:37, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
*lump*


cancer sucks, no?

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[DizzyDi]

Name: Cliff Racer
Primary weapon: Beak
Address: The Hills of Morrowind
Bio: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://morrowind.melian.cc/_images/_ingredient/b/i_57b.jpg

[Weeaboolits]

That thing doesn't have any feet, how does it rest?

[Sord]

On 2007-09-25 17:12, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
That thing doesn't have any feet, how does it rest?


when either

A) you shoot it with an arrow/bolt
B) kill it with the mighty powers of magic
C) strike it with your mighty melee skills

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Weeaboolits]

*bludgeons it with a keyboard*

SLEEP!

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[Tact]

+5 Keyboard of Smiting. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Weeaboolits]

With 32% funky pteradactyl.

[Sord]

it's a cliff racer D;

[Tact]

On 2007-09-25 17:56, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
With 32% funky pteradactyl.



After smacking the shit out of it like that, I wouldn't be surprised if some of it got stuck to your keyboard.

[Weeaboolits]

Additionally, next round matchup is as follows:

Alex Craig ~Deity of Peace and Justice~ Vs. Pente ~The Archesylphe, Dark Lord of The Fallen~

Pente is from a story I'm writing called Daemon Umbra, I decided to use him because Alex is so damn broken, that Pente is the only character I could think of who stands a chance.

[Sord]

preview:

Pente slashes Alex!
Alex heals!
Pente slashes Alex!
Alex heals!
Pente slashes Alex!
Alex heals!
Pente slashes Alex!
Alex heals!


why does this sound oddly familiar... oh yeah, pokemonz stadium -_-

[Tact]

Until Recover runs out of PP...

[AlexCraig]

No...
Slashes Alex
Alex uses Recover
Slashes Alex
Alex uses Agility
Alex uses Recover
Slashes Alex
Alex uses recover
Alex uses Deitic Might

[Weeaboolits]

Except Pente is just as powerful as alex, so we get a large scale battle with lotsa' destruction. :3

[Sord]

On 2007-09-25 18:21, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Except Pente is just as powerful as alex, so we get a large scale battle with lotsa' destruction. :3


Pente blows planet up
Alex restores planet
Pente blows planet up
Alex restores planet
Pente slashes Alex!
Alex restores planet
Pente slashes Alex!
Alex restores planet
Pente slashes Alex!

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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[Tact]

Luigi uses Cement Shoes!
Mario can't move...
Luigi uses Push!
Mario can't move...
Luigi uses Push!
Mario can't move...
Luigi uses Push!
Mario falls into the water!

[Sord]

I want to put my bets on Pente, GO PENTE!

[AlexCraig]

For some reason, I feel a lot of people will be betting against me http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

[Sord]

as can probably be guessed, my bet has little to do with actual outcomes though.

[DizzyDi]

Cliff Racer vs. Anything ever!

Cliff Races calls his friends
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Opponent is mobbed by 50 million Cliff Races!
Opponent is dead
Cliff Racer and friends win!

[Weeaboolits]

Cliff Racer Vs. DizzyDi for the next round then?

[DizzyDi]

I never submitted myself. ;~;

[Weeaboolits]

So you don't want to be in it then?

Additionally, if you die, you can still be in subsequent rounds.

[DizzyDi]

ok i'll be in it.
But no cliff racer vs me.

[Weeaboolits]

Why not? You could win, possibly (no guarantees, ever. T_T).

[DizzyDi]

Not against Cliff Racers!
HAVE YOU PLAYED MORROWIND?!?!

[Sord]

On 2007-09-25 19:21, DizzyDi wrote:
Not against Cliff Racers!
HAVE YOU PLAYED MORROWIND?!?!


while taking on 3 or so is no problem, I suppose 50 would be a real bitch to handle >_>

[Weeaboolits]

I've never played it, but you're a cowboy, you can deal (dual revolvers don't hurt, yeah?)

[Tact]

Morrowind is PC, right?

You can always cheat.

[Sord]

On 2007-09-26 12:27, Tact wrote:
Morrowind is PC, right?

You can always cheat.


there's an Xbox release as well (not sure if regular or 360 thoguh)

and yeah, you can cheat in PC, a lot of cheating.

[Tact]

On 2007-09-26 13:02, Sord wrote:
and yeah, you can cheat in PC, a lot of cheating.



Just like in KOTOR.

I love hacking through people. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[BlackHat]

Primary weapon: My bare hands, stabbing them into my opponent. Nails can grow to claws.

Origin: Unknown

Bio: He is normal when not enraged. Once he gets triggered by anger or hunger for flesh he losses all self control.

Enraged: Vampire/Demon hybrid. Has immense strength and speed. Eyes turn red. Hunches over. Canines grow vampire-like. Attacks anything he sees. Relentless upon attacking.

Clothes: Wears no shirt Has black jeans and black shoes.


I relize im terrible at writing. Imagine. Also, Im not fixing any spelling errors.

[BlackHat]

On 2007-09-26 13:02, Sord wrote:
and yeah, you can cheat in PC, a lot of cheating.




You can cheat in Runescape, No im not talking about bots and autoers. Jagex doesn't know shhhhh.

Speaking of Jagex, their program to detect autoers and macro users sucks majorly.