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astuarlen
Sep 20, 2007, 07:29 AM
So last night I had a crazy dream. The important points are as follows:

1. I walked to my art history class, but when I got there, the classrooms were flooded with a mustardy color goop (not French's mustard, the less artificially yellow stuff). This is because...

2. Evil aliens in the guise of Muppets and characters from Sesame Street came to earth to annihilate humanity.

3. And as part of their vile plan, these dastardly muppet-aliens had created EVIL POPTARTS filled with the same shade of nasty yellow-orange goo. (Apparently, they either tricked or forced their victims to consume the poptarts, causing serious death and disgustingness)

4. But I learned that there is an antidote, albeit a partial one, to the trickery and villainry of the aliens: genuine strawberry poptarts. Breaking one open with reverence, one of my newfound comrades in the war on muppet-aliens explained that as long as one has "these two halves around", they will be less susceptible to surprise attacks from the fearsome goo-makers.

Well, that kind of sums it up. It was awesome.

omegapirate2k
Sep 20, 2007, 07:35 AM
I sometimes have the coolest dreams too, I wish I could remember them.

Weeaboolits
Sep 20, 2007, 07:37 AM
Mine are usually lame, and if it is cool, I can't remember it for long after waking up. ._.

Atayin
Sep 20, 2007, 10:09 AM
Well, this pretty much confirms my theory.

Strawberry Pop-Tarts are easily one of the coolest things in the universe. They even save people from evil Muppet goo grossness. 'Nuff said, folks.

Shadowpawn
Sep 20, 2007, 10:26 AM
I usually have violent dreams...it scares me to even THINK about them! *rocks back and forth in the fetal position.*

geewj
Sep 20, 2007, 10:37 AM
It means sex, ...possibly involving parents.


Thanks Freud!

Shadowpawn
Sep 20, 2007, 11:04 AM
^XD

So true.

astuarlen
Sep 20, 2007, 12:09 PM
On 2007-09-20 08:37, geewj wrote:
It means sex, ...possibly involving parents.


Thanks Freud!




So that's what your sig is about.
It all makes sense now.

geewj
Sep 20, 2007, 12:40 PM
On 2007-09-20 10:09, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-09-20 08:37, geewj wrote:
It means sex, ...possibly involving parents.


Thanks Freud!




So that's what your sig is about.
It all makes sense now.



If it was about my parents it would be [/10].

BlackHat
Sep 20, 2007, 01:23 PM
I had a dream I was in a warehouse. I touched some light bulb thing and got shocked.

The end.

geewj
Sep 20, 2007, 02:01 PM
I had a dream I was a process permitted value.

ShinMaruku
Sep 20, 2007, 02:29 PM
I had a dream that I was a power ranger and I pwnt flying goats with "Supa Sentai Sol"

Sord
Sep 20, 2007, 03:15 PM
haven't had a memorable dream in a long time

Atayin
Sep 20, 2007, 03:20 PM
I had a dream i was fighting this asian guy in a white suit who jumped off a roof to fight me.

I tried to kick him in the face but woke up because in waking life, I had actually kicked the wall. Hard.
Broke one of my toes.

...needless to say, I think the asian guy won that one. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Moo2u
Sep 20, 2007, 07:47 PM
I like the part about the Muppets.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/Funny%20pics/dr-1.jpg

astuarlen
Sep 20, 2007, 09:48 PM
I liked the part without Dr. Phil.
THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING MOO!!

HUnewearl_Meira
Sep 20, 2007, 11:10 PM
On 2007-09-20 05:29, astuarlen wrote:
So last night I had a crazy dream. The important points are as follows:

1. I walked to my art history class, but when I got there, the classrooms were flooded with a mustardy color goop (not French's mustard, the less artificially yellow stuff). This is because...

2. Evil aliens in the guise of Muppets and characters from Sesame Street came to earth to annihilate humanity.

3. And as part of their vile plan, these dastardly muppet-aliens had created EVIL POPTARTS filled with the same shade of nasty yellow-orange goo. (Apparently, they either tricked or forced their victims to consume the poptarts, causing serious death and disgustingness)

4. But I learned that there is an antidote, albeit a partial one, to the trickery and villainry of the aliens: genuine strawberry poptarts. Breaking one open with reverence, one of my newfound comrades in the war on muppet-aliens explained that as long as one has "these two halves around", they will be less susceptible to surprise attacks from the fearsome goo-makers.

Well, that kind of sums it up. It was awesome.



Pics or it didn't happen.

Sord
Sep 20, 2007, 11:13 PM
On 2007-09-20 19:48, astuarlen wrote:
I liked the part without Dr. Phil.
THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING MOO!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLc1pQGcuCk

watch Weezer and the Muppets

Weeaboolits
Sep 20, 2007, 11:37 PM
yootoobz

HUnewearl_Meira
Sep 20, 2007, 11:42 PM
yootoobz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKc0lKJhf9c)?

ShinMaruku
Sep 21, 2007, 02:50 PM
Well I just had a wonky dream where I was fighting these deises and I had to Helm Breaker them and defeat eleves who thought they were 16.2% faster. XD

DizzyDi
Sep 21, 2007, 03:04 PM
don't do that

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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 21, 2007, 09:22 PM
On 2007-09-20 21:10, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen.


Skittles milk never happened? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Blitzkommando
Sep 21, 2007, 09:53 PM
Rather than make a cliched joke involving MLK...

What's more fun is having the same awesome dream multiple times, years apart. Unfortunately those dreams are too awesome to tell here.

BlackHat
Sep 21, 2007, 10:16 PM
On 2007-09-20 12:01, geewj wrote:
I had a dream I was a process permitted value.



That's not a dream! That's a nightmare!

Syl
Sep 21, 2007, 10:26 PM
I have dreams that start out in a swap meet/fleamarket/shopping district, then it always progresses to zombies and post apocalyptic stuff >_>

Weeaboolits
Sep 21, 2007, 10:33 PM
I had a really stupid dream, but I don't feel like typping it right now, maybe later. ._.

Tystys
Sep 21, 2007, 10:38 PM
On 2007-09-21 19:53, Norvekh wrote:
Rather than make a cliched joke involving MLK...

What's more fun is having the same awesome dream multiple times, years apart. Unfortunately those dreams are too awesome to tell here.




Yeah, what's not awesome?

having a rather vivid nightmare concerning the disembowlment of someone.

DizzyDi
Sep 21, 2007, 10:43 PM
Well before my post got edited.
I had a dream I had relations with my mom.
Wonder what Freud would say about me?
I also had a dream I was chased by two guys in suits, one skill and short, the other big and tall, one had an axe and the other I dunno what.
It was on a party boat and everyone was ass naked except me, and my two would-be killers. So they chased me around and they eventually caught up to me and was about to axe me right before I woke up.


MORE DREAMS TO COME LATER!

BlackHat
Sep 21, 2007, 10:43 PM
I like the dreams you know are dreams.

BlackHat
Sep 21, 2007, 10:50 PM
Have you ever been in a half sleep and had something like a seizure[sp]?

I once thought I got hit by a car in a half sleep and my entire body twitched 0.o

DizzyDi
Sep 21, 2007, 10:56 PM
Yeah that happens to me all the time.

BlackHat
Sep 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
I kicked my cat once from that.

Funny as hell.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 21, 2007, 11:09 PM
Once in a while. Never frequent.

Fell off of something high up and was jolted awake upon dream impact.

astuarlen
Sep 21, 2007, 11:49 PM
On 2007-09-21 20:58, BlackHat wrote:
I kicked my cat once from that.

Funny as hell.



I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

I had a dream last night TOO DISTURBING TO RECOUNT HERE. Let's just say produce was involved.

Weeaboolits
Sep 21, 2007, 11:51 PM
I had a dream where a rat jumped at my face, then I woke up. Damn hypnic jerks. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 21, 2007, 11:53 PM
On 2007-09-21 21:49, astuarlen wrote:
I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

I had a dream last night TOO DISTURBING TO RECOUNT HERE. Let's just say produce was involved.

Veggie Tales attacks!

HUnewearl_Meira
Sep 21, 2007, 11:55 PM
Where's the pics, Astuarlen?

astuarlen
Sep 21, 2007, 11:56 PM
On 2007-09-21 21:53, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-09-21 21:49, astuarlen wrote:
I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

I had a dream last night TOO DISTURBING TO RECOUNT HERE. Let's just say produce was involved.

Veggie Tales attacks!


I hate grocery shopping--among other things!

Meira, you have to use the power of your Imagination.

ShinMaruku
Sep 21, 2007, 11:56 PM
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q138/NinjaCW/Ninjascopy.jpg

Weeaboolits
Sep 21, 2007, 11:57 PM
Apparently Konata has to teach you the basics before you can see them.

Mayu
Sep 21, 2007, 11:57 PM
and if you lose the basics

You lose all of what you learn!

Simple!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 21, 2007, 11:58 PM
On 2007-09-21 21:56, ShinMaruku wrote:
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q138/NinjaCW/Ninjascopy.jpg


I'll just imagine this abomination animu picture as the Skittles milk story in a pocket flip-book form.

Sord
Sep 21, 2007, 11:58 PM
the closest thing to a dream that I remember most recently was an episode of sleep paralysis. Scared the shit out of me (figuratively speaking of course.



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astuarlen
Sep 21, 2007, 11:59 PM
Tonight I will dream of ginger witches ridin' in my T;oyota.
And cows that go animoo.

Blitzkommando
Sep 22, 2007, 12:01 AM
On 2007-09-21 21:49, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-09-21 20:58, BlackHat wrote:
I kicked my cat once from that.

Funny as hell.



I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

I had a dream last night TOO DISTURBING TO RECOUNT HERE. Let's just say produce was involved.


That could either be extremely disturbing or highly erotic. I'm hoping for the later.

Sord
Sep 22, 2007, 12:01 AM
shin is gonna go nuts

astuarlen
Sep 22, 2007, 12:02 AM
On 2007-09-21 22:01, Sord wrote:
shin is gonna go nuts


B A N A N A S



Wait.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 22, 2007, 12:08 AM
Banana nut bread. Except in full loaf form, "cut it your damn self!" (the bakery exclaims without actually saying it)

Weeaboolits
Sep 22, 2007, 12:08 AM
>.>

Weeaboolits
Sep 22, 2007, 12:09 AM
Banana bread is better w/o nuts, I have to pick them out otherwise. ._.

ShinMaruku
Sep 22, 2007, 12:43 AM
On 2007-09-21 21:59, astuarlen wrote:
Tonight I will dream of ginger witches ridin' in my T;oyota.
And cows that go animoo.


O_O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBrdDjmQVdI
QUANTUM POWER!

Weeaboolits
Sep 22, 2007, 12:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlZAyHlA0V8

ShinMaruku
Sep 22, 2007, 12:49 AM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/saint-sinner_2006/928376_20070921_screen005.jpg
;o

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 22, 2007, 01:10 AM
Arms too long and made of plastic problem.

Shadowpawn
Sep 22, 2007, 01:22 AM
On 2007-09-21 21:58, Sord wrote:
the closest thing to a dream that I remember most recently was an episode of sleep paralysis. Scared the shit out of me (figuratively speaking of course.



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I hate that. I used to get that often (in fact I still do.)

astuarlen
Sep 22, 2007, 09:23 AM
On 2007-09-21 23:10, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Arms too long and made of plastic problem.


Huge boobs.

ShinMaruku
Sep 22, 2007, 10:38 AM
They're not that big they are fine.
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/saint-sinner_2006/928376_20070921_screen001.jpg

astuarlen
Sep 22, 2007, 11:21 AM
I guess if your primary exposure to the female figure is porn and animu, yeah.

Dhylec
Sep 22, 2007, 11:27 AM
;o

ShinMaruku
Sep 22, 2007, 11:29 AM
Toy;ota is watching... >_> <_<

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 22, 2007, 08:30 PM
On 2007-09-22 07:23, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-09-21 23:10, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
and made of plastic problem.


Huge boobs.


Spike mummified had a legs too long problem. Not just limited to the animu polygon created womanz.