Only now is it that I wish I had a pic of that.

[AlexCraig]

A while back when I was 14 I was at camp. We had a waterballoon fight. During the fight, I was hit by many waterballoons. One hit me at about 30 mph in my chest. It tore a hole in my shirt.

Damn I wish I had a pic of that... That'd awesome...

[astuarlen]

Why are you still alive?

[AlexCraig]

Dunno. Couldn't breathe for a while after that. But the first thing out of my mouth when I could was "They tore my shirt... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif "

[Weeaboolits]

;o

[AlexCraig]

It was due to one of those waterballoon slingshots that take 3 people to work. The Staff said "Shoot them in the air, not straight on."

I was hit staight on.

[-Crokar-]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/thefuzzyone2/ggg.jpg?t=1190606179

[astuarlen]

No, I mean like why don't you die.
Die.
DIE.
>:[]

[AlexCraig]

>_> Uhh... what?

[AlexCraig]

Because I refuse death and choose to live on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

[astuarlen]

u.u

[DizzyDi]

V.v

[Sord]

On 2007-09-23 20:58, astuarlen wrote:
No, I mean like why don't you die.
Die.
DIE.
>:[]

[astuarlen]

w.w.w.w.w

[AlexCraig]

I don't die easily. I have lost a kidney, had an appendicitis, hardly could breathe when I was born, suffered from depression, got hit by a 30 mph waterballoon, almost commit suicide, and have run into heavy traffic.

[astuarlen]

So you're just going to quit, just like that?

[Sord]

...no wonder you have fucking back problems

[AlexCraig]

We'll see what happens throughout the rest of my life. I do want to live for quite some time.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-09-23 21:05, AlexCraig wrote:
I don't die easily. I have lost a kidney, had an appendicitis, hardly could breathe when I was born, suffered from depression, got hit by a 30 mph waterballoon, almost commit suicide, and have run into heavy traffic.



A 30 mph waterballoon? JESUS FUCK! What are you, superman?

[astuarlen]

On 2007-09-23 21:08, DizzyDi wrote:

A 30 mph waterballoon? JESUS FUCK! What are you, superman?



I heard you can get excommunicated for that second thing.

[AlexCraig]

I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I don't even think the ol' paintballin' shoots @ 30mph but I wouldn't really know.

[DizzyDi]

I was going to make a joke about necrophilia but I remembered that he arose again.
Curse you son of god.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-23 21:11, DizzyDi wrote:
I was going to make a joke about necrophilia but I remembered that he arose again.
Curse you son of god.


geewjesus is here? Let me clean up, oh godz no time.

Company coming over = best house cleaner.

[astuarlen]

On 2007-09-23 21:10, AlexCraig wrote:
I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.



I heard you can get cancer for doin' that last thing.

[Sord]

On 2007-09-23 21:11, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
I don't even think the ol' paintballin' shoots @ 30mph but I wouldn't really know.


been shot in the shoulder by a proffesional grade sniper at 3 foot range. gave me a bloody ring wound and a light scar.

[AlexCraig]

All I know was that it was fast enough to tear through my shirt like butter and leave a softball sized bruise on my chest, as well as make me unable to breathe for about 2 minutes and almost black out.

[Sord]

so tell me, how do you go about building one of these waterballoon slingshots?



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[DizzyDi]

On 2007-09-23 21:12, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-09-23 21:10, AlexCraig wrote:
I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.



I heard you can get cancer for doin' that last thing.



I heard you could get PUNCHED IN THE FACE for talking so much. >:U

[AlexCraig]

Dunno. All I know is what I have told.

[Sord]

you never bothered to look up what weapon freaking winded you and tore through you shirt and gave you a bruise like a riot sandbag gun?!

[astuarlen]

Boys can't hit girls, so there.

[AlexCraig]

I was just glad to be alive.

[Weeaboolits]

On 2007-09-23 21:16, DizzyDi wrote:

On 2007-09-23 21:12, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-09-23 21:10, AlexCraig wrote:
I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.I heard you can get cancer for doin' that last thing.I heard you could get PUNCHED IN THE FACE for talking so much. >:Uhttp://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/strngpnch.jpg

[Sord]

On 2007-09-23 21:18, AlexCraig wrote:
I was just glad to be alive.


pansy >_>

[DizzyDi]

Oh man a waterballoon...50 ain't got nothing on my dawg Alex.
He got hit with some punk ass bullets. Alex took a WATERBALLOON TO THE CHEST.

[AlexCraig]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Mayu]

~Shoots you with a paintball gun -.-

[Sord]

On 2007-09-23 21:18, astuarlen wrote:
Boys can't hit girls, so there.


that's why we let weapons make contact ;o

[AlexCraig]

On 2007-09-23 21:23, Mayu wrote:
~Shoots you with a paintball gun -.-


*Catches paintball in mid-flight*

[Sord]

shoot a mace ball at him next time http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[AlexCraig]

*Dodges*

[Mayu]

You know what

~Freezes paint ball

~Shoots

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-23 21:24, Sord wrote:

On 2007-09-23 21:18, astuarlen wrote:
Boys can't hit girls, so there.


that's why we let weapons make contact ;o


**VIOLENCE V. WOMANZ** Police meter fills up like 75% and the yard duties chase you or police in town. /Bully

[astuarlen]

Actually, I'm going to take back what I said earlier in jest, as it trivializes issues of domestic violence and related evils.

But

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

People get in the way when I'm riding the bike around. Dilly dallying Sunday side-walkers and jay walkers.

And then pow Violence v Adults, BUSTED

[NPCMook]

Violence is never the answer... except when the question is, "What does V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E spell?"

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

And the horn on the scooter doesn't alert anyone to MOOOOOVE

[Uncle_bob]

On 2007-09-23 20:46, AlexCraig wrote:
A while back when I was 14 I was at camp...



I expected more from this thread.

[geewj]

On 2007-09-23 21:11, DizzyDi wrote:
I was going to make a joke about necrophilia but I remembered that he arose again.
Curse you son of god.



Limited time offer.

[Weeaboolits]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

[Uncle_bob]

NO!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-09-23 23:59, Uncle_bob wrote:
I expected more from this thread.

It doesn't say share your stories of when you were 14 that's why.

One man's story only goes soo far.