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AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 10:46 PM
A while back when I was 14 I was at camp. We had a waterballoon fight. During the fight, I was hit by many waterballoons. One hit me at about 30 mph in my chest. It tore a hole in my shirt.
Damn I wish I had a pic of that... That'd awesome...
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 10:47 PM
Why are you still alive?
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 10:50 PM
Dunno. Couldn't breathe for a while after that. But the first thing out of my mouth when I could was "They tore my shirt... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif "
Weeaboolits
Sep 23, 2007, 10:52 PM
;o
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 10:53 PM
It was due to one of those waterballoon slingshots that take 3 people to work. The Staff said "Shoot them in the air, not straight on."
I was hit staight on.
-Crokar-
Sep 23, 2007, 10:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/thefuzzyone2/ggg.jpg?t=1190606179
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 10:58 PM
No, I mean like why don't you die.
Die.
DIE.
>:[]
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 10:58 PM
>_> Uhh... what?
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:00 PM
Because I refuse death and choose to live on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 11:02 PM
u.u
DizzyDi
Sep 23, 2007, 11:03 PM
V.v
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:04 PM
On 2007-09-23 20:58, astuarlen wrote:
No, I mean like why don't you die.
Die.
DIE.
>:[]
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 11:05 PM
w.w.w.w.w
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:05 PM
I don't die easily. I have lost a kidney, had an appendicitis, hardly could breathe when I was born, suffered from depression, got hit by a 30 mph waterballoon, almost commit suicide, and have run into heavy traffic.
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 11:06 PM
So you're just going to quit, just like that?
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:06 PM
...no wonder you have fucking back problems
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:07 PM
We'll see what happens throughout the rest of my life. I do want to live for quite some time.
DizzyDi
Sep 23, 2007, 11:08 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:05, AlexCraig wrote:
I don't die easily. I have lost a kidney, had an appendicitis, hardly could breathe when I was born, suffered from depression, got hit by a 30 mph waterballoon, almost commit suicide, and have run into heavy traffic.
A 30 mph waterballoon? JESUS FUCK! What are you, superman?
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 11:10 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:08, DizzyDi wrote:
A 30 mph waterballoon? JESUS FUCK! What are you, superman?
I heard you can get excommunicated for that second thing.
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:10 PM
I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 23, 2007, 11:11 PM
I don't even think the ol' paintballin' shoots @ 30mph but I wouldn't really know.
DizzyDi
Sep 23, 2007, 11:11 PM
I was going to make a joke about necrophilia but I remembered that he arose again.
Curse you son of god.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 23, 2007, 11:12 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:11, DizzyDi wrote:
I was going to make a joke about necrophilia but I remembered that he arose again.
Curse you son of god.
geewjesus is here? Let me clean up, oh godz no time.
Company coming over = best house cleaner.
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 11:12 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:10, AlexCraig wrote:
I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.
I heard you can get cancer for doin' that last thing.
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:13 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:11, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
I don't even think the ol' paintballin' shoots @ 30mph but I wouldn't really know.
been shot in the shoulder by a proffesional grade sniper at 3 foot range. gave me a bloody ring wound and a light scar.
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:13 PM
All I know was that it was fast enough to tear through my shirt like butter and leave a softball sized bruise on my chest, as well as make me unable to breathe for about 2 minutes and almost black out.
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:15 PM
so tell me, how do you go about building one of these waterballoon slingshots?
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DizzyDi
Sep 23, 2007, 11:16 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:12, astuarlen wrote:
On 2007-09-23 21:10, AlexCraig wrote:
I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.
I heard you can get cancer for doin' that last thing.
I heard you could get PUNCHED IN THE FACE for talking so much. >:U
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:16 PM
Dunno. All I know is what I have told.
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:17 PM
you never bothered to look up what weapon freaking winded you and tore through you shirt and gave you a bruise like a riot sandbag gun?!
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 11:18 PM
Boys can't hit girls, so there.
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:18 PM
I was just glad to be alive.
Weeaboolits
Sep 23, 2007, 11:18 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:16, DizzyDi wrote:
On 2007-09-23 21:12, astuarlen wrote:
On 2007-09-23 21:10, AlexCraig wrote:
I wasn't sure of the speed. Felt like 30 mph. Not like I was out there with a laser clocking the speed.I heard you can get cancer for doin' that last thing.I heard you could get PUNCHED IN THE FACE for talking so much. >:Uhttp://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/strngpnch.jpg
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:19 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:18, AlexCraig wrote:
I was just glad to be alive.
pansy >_>
DizzyDi
Sep 23, 2007, 11:19 PM
Oh man a waterballoon...50 ain't got nothing on my dawg Alex.
He got hit with some punk ass bullets. Alex took a WATERBALLOON TO THE CHEST.
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:21 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Mayu
Sep 23, 2007, 11:23 PM
~Shoots you with a paintball gun -.-
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:24 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:18, astuarlen wrote:
Boys can't hit girls, so there.
that's why we let weapons make contact ;o
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:25 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:23, Mayu wrote:
~Shoots you with a paintball gun -.-
*Catches paintball in mid-flight*
Sord
Sep 23, 2007, 11:26 PM
shoot a mace ball at him next time http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
AlexCraig
Sep 23, 2007, 11:31 PM
*Dodges*
Mayu
Sep 23, 2007, 11:31 PM
You know what
~Freezes paint ball
~Shoots
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 23, 2007, 11:33 PM
On 2007-09-23 21:24, Sord wrote:
On 2007-09-23 21:18, astuarlen wrote:
Boys can't hit girls, so there.
that's why we let weapons make contact ;o
**VIOLENCE V. WOMANZ** Police meter fills up like 75% and the yard duties chase you or police in town. /Bully
astuarlen
Sep 23, 2007, 11:39 PM
Actually, I'm going to take back what I said earlier in jest, as it trivializes issues of domestic violence and related evils.
But
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 23, 2007, 11:43 PM
People get in the way when I'm riding the bike around. Dilly dallying Sunday side-walkers and jay walkers.
And then pow Violence v Adults, BUSTED
NPCMook
Sep 24, 2007, 12:25 AM
Violence is never the answer... except when the question is, "What does V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E spell?"
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 24, 2007, 12:51 AM
And the horn on the scooter doesn't alert anyone to MOOOOOVE
Uncle_bob
Sep 24, 2007, 01:59 AM
On 2007-09-23 20:46, AlexCraig wrote:
A while back when I was 14 I was at camp...
I expected more from this thread.
geewj
Sep 24, 2007, 02:22 AM
On 2007-09-23 21:11, DizzyDi wrote:
I was going to make a joke about necrophilia but I remembered that he arose again.
Curse you son of god.
Limited time offer.
Weeaboolits
Sep 24, 2007, 02:25 AM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg
Uncle_bob
Sep 24, 2007, 12:27 PM
NO!
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Sep 24, 2007, 01:21 PM
On 2007-09-23 23:59, Uncle_bob wrote:
I expected more from this thread.
It doesn't say share your stories of when you were 14 that's why.
One man's story only goes soo far.
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