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Moo2u
Oct 2, 2007, 10:18 PM
Don't be fooled by their fluffy exterior, FKL...underneath that cute little fur coat lays the body of a cold blooded murderer. If a raccoon had a chance to kill you and everyone you cared about....well...let's just hope it never has to come to that....

http://www.7is7.com/otto/travel/photos/20030728/panama_6raccoons.jpg

Sord
Oct 2, 2007, 11:01 PM
eh, we kill them for the fur anyways >_>

Moo2u
Oct 2, 2007, 11:39 PM
And how long do you think they're just going to sit there and take it, Sord? I'll tell ya....not long enough....

http://douglaskoke.mosaicglobe.com/gallery/2413/mid/raccoon_1.jpg

....they're planing something...

Skuda
Oct 2, 2007, 11:57 PM
http://www.gilsinan.com/raccoons/images/bert_again.jpg

Hay guys! What's goin on?

Sord
Oct 3, 2007, 12:01 AM
On 2007-10-02 21:39, Moo2u wrote:
And how long do you think they're just going to sit there and take it, Sord? I'll tell ya....not long enough....

http://douglaskoke.mosaicglobe.com/gallery/2413/mid/raccoon_1.jpg

....they're planing something...


well then, let us organize a mass slaughter, severly dwindling their numbers to such a small amount they could not begin to rise against us. Maybe i could even get that all racoon carpet >_>

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 3, 2007, 12:05 AM
On 2007-10-02 21:57, HayaSkuda wrote:
*Picture of Racooban B*
Hay guys! What's goin on?

Blitzkommando
Oct 3, 2007, 12:21 AM
Raccoons: The dead kind is the only good kind. Zombie raccoons for bonus points.

kskott
Oct 3, 2007, 12:33 AM
Squirrels are taking over where I'm at. Think we could consolidate this slaughter?

Syl
Oct 3, 2007, 02:21 AM
My cousin had a pet racoon, named Cancun >_>

He was cool though, he used to do backflips in his cage.

BlackHat
Oct 3, 2007, 10:30 AM
We don't have much raccons in my neighbor hood. The owner/manager guy of my apt puts traps out for the little bastards.

Moo2u
Oct 3, 2007, 11:28 AM
On 2007-10-03 00:21, SylviaEspada wrote:
My cousin had a pet racoon, named Cancun >_>

He was cool though, he used to do backflips in his cage.



Don't let that fool you. At any given moment he could rip straight to your precious innards!

http://www.curbed.com/archives/2006_05_raccoon.jpg

HUnewearl_Meira
Oct 3, 2007, 12:35 PM
On 2007-10-02 22:33, kskott wrote:
Squirrels are taking over where I'm at. Think we could consolidate this slaughter?



Every July where I live, squirrel casualties increase drastically along the roads and highways in Central California. Once, when I was quite young, I counted 30+ squished masses over an 11 mile stretch of highway.

Meyfei
Oct 3, 2007, 12:44 PM
i love raccoons i would give my foot to have one as a friend
shoulda seen the big one i seen few months ago HUGE!! fatter then the HIEGHT of your pc tower :s wish i had digi-camera

Sord
Oct 3, 2007, 03:21 PM
On 2007-10-03 10:35, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:

On 2007-10-02 22:33, kskott wrote:
Squirrels are taking over where I'm at. Think we could consolidate this slaughter?



Every July where I live, squirrel casualties increase drastically along the roads and highways in Central California. Once, when I was quite young, I counted 30+ squished masses over an 11 mile stretch of highway.


see, despite polluting the air, cars do actually have some envirnmentaly positive traits! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

ShinMaruku
Oct 3, 2007, 05:34 PM
Ya know I have raccoons in my backyard and they are huge fatasses who just lunge and watch you. XD

DizzyDi
Oct 3, 2007, 06:04 PM
On 2007-10-03 10:35, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:

On 2007-10-02 22:33, kskott wrote:
Squirrels are taking over where I'm at. Think we could consolidate this slaughter?



Every July where I live, squirrel casualties increase drastically along the roads and highways in Central California. Once, when I was quite young, I counted 30+ squished masses over an 11 mile stretch of highway.



They had cars back then?
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

Moo2u
Oct 4, 2007, 12:19 AM
If a raccoon had a car, you'd be sure it wouldn't hesitate to run YOU over!
http://thepassionatepursuit.com/images/weblog/07-07-10-raccoon-destroys-lexus.jpg

ShinMaruku
Oct 4, 2007, 08:28 AM
Now I know this place has been bought off by Toyota.... XP

Moo2u
Oct 4, 2007, 10:54 AM
...blame the raccoons...

VanHalen
Oct 4, 2007, 01:38 PM
This post may bump this topic.

Moo2u
Oct 4, 2007, 09:58 PM
And raccoons might wreck your face!

VanHalen
Oct 4, 2007, 11:35 PM
Can't trust those things.

Moo2u
Oct 5, 2007, 02:54 PM
That's what I'm getting at here!