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DizzyDi
Oct 7, 2007, 01:02 PM
Can you make any other kind of game other than war based hack n' slashes?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Bladestorm.jpg
For those tired of the same ol chinese bullshit, comes Bladestorm! Now you can kill thousands of clones soldiers in Europe!
YAAAAAY! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sord
Oct 7, 2007, 01:04 PM
you're joking -_-

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



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Mayu
Oct 7, 2007, 01:24 PM
lol

Sord
Oct 7, 2007, 01:27 PM
throw in the Holy Hand Grenade, killer rabbits, coconuts and swallows, and witches, and I'll consider renting it http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I also demand the power to burn churches >_>

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Mixfortune
Oct 7, 2007, 02:32 PM
<-

Weeaboolits
Oct 7, 2007, 02:41 PM
PAL.

Sayara
Oct 7, 2007, 02:57 PM
Oh look; its Mitsuhide.

Out_Kast
Oct 7, 2007, 02:59 PM
Koei really do love their war games.
Pity hardly anyone else does, eh?

Sord
Oct 7, 2007, 03:24 PM
On 2007-10-07 12:59, Out_Kast wrote:
Koei really do love their war games.
Pity hardly anyone else does, eh?


on the contrary, if they didn't, they would quit making the fuckers

Dre_o
Oct 7, 2007, 03:36 PM
Yay for Europe!

(Seriously, they just changed Cao Pi's armor and called it good....)

EDIT: This is one I will NOT be buying.

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Skuda
Oct 7, 2007, 04:06 PM
I don't think this game will be helping the PS3's situation any time soon. ;P

Sord
Oct 7, 2007, 04:19 PM
You killed a Crusader!

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sayara
Oct 7, 2007, 06:10 PM
I DEFEATED AN ENEMY CRUSADER!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 7, 2007, 08:09 PM
Koei, the hundred years of hack&slash war games.

Shadowpawn
Oct 7, 2007, 08:28 PM
olo

Sord
Oct 7, 2007, 08:44 PM
Bottle of Holy Water

+10 to Prayer Meter!



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ShinMaruku
Oct 7, 2007, 11:10 PM
What the hell is Ashram and Pirotess doin in that?
Now I know the French beat the English with Elves...

Sayara
Oct 8, 2007, 05:59 AM
Elves are Celtic not french http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

ShinMaruku
Oct 8, 2007, 09:08 AM
The concept I'm talking is actually an Germanic representation rather than the happy, mischievous lot allot to the Celts.

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 12:02 PM
wouldn't necessarily say all the fay were happy little buggers >_>

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 12:07 PM
On 2007-10-07 18:44, Sord wrote:
Bottle of Holy Water

+10 to Prayer Meter!



What happens when you use the Prayer Meter? The enemies convert to your side?

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 12:09 PM
*cough*musou*cough*

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 12:11 PM
On 2007-10-08 10:09, Sord wrote:
*cough*musou*cough*



Yes, I understand that, but does prayer cause some sort of divine wrath attack or does it peacefully win your battles?

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 12:16 PM
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

you have to say the verses to use your prayer power! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 12:25 PM
Oh, yeah, using the microphone peripheral. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 12:28 PM
actually, that would work if they stuck it on the Wii >_>

new controller! sword peripheral with mic in the hilt!

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 12:35 PM
On 2007-10-08 10:28, Sord wrote:
new controller! sword peripheral with mic in the hilt!



Great idea, so you have to hold your hands in a prayer position in order to be able to speak into it. >_>

Out_Kast
Oct 8, 2007, 12:36 PM
You could always weild the sword upside-down. Kadaj does it on Advent Children, why can't we? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Weeaboolits
Oct 8, 2007, 12:41 PM
Inverse wielding looks cool, but it doesn't seem quite as practical.

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 12:42 PM
pogo like yoshimitsu? make small craters with broadswords!

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 12:44 PM
On 2007-10-08 10:42, Sord wrote:
pogo like yoshimitsu? make small craters with broadswords!



Don't forget to sit and move the sword up and down if you need to heal yourself.

Weeaboolits
Oct 8, 2007, 12:47 PM
I'd rather use my hand to suck health out of their face.

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 12:49 PM
healing moves are incredibly useful in chaos modes, (provided you aren't killed while sapping the life out of opponents.) but non-offensive heal move, can be done anywhere? yeah, that'd be damn useful.

no doubt Merlin will come up somewhere along the lines.



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Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 12:50 PM
On 2007-10-08 10:47, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
I'd rather use my hand to suck health out of their face.



That's a better way to do it. Then you can use the Drunken Master Walk to Guard Impact any incoming attacks.

Out_Kast
Oct 8, 2007, 12:51 PM
Shark Attack Blow isn't very good on Soul Calibur III http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
But the helicopter? Now we're talking http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 12:54 PM
and then the Yankee in King Arthur's court shows up! what a twist!

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 12:54 PM
Yoshimitsu was amazing because his moves were the most random. My favorite thing to do in SC2 was to fight Necrid as Yoshimitsu.

Whenever Necrid flew at me with his swords out, I would do the move where he holds his robot hand out and spins the sword around. Necrid would bounce off of the sword and take damage. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Out_Kast
Oct 8, 2007, 12:57 PM
Necrid was... the biggest waste of space on Soul Calibur.
Next to Heihachi, that is http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 03:59 PM
On 2007-10-08 10:54, Sord wrote:
and then the Yankee in King Arthur's court shows up! what a twist!

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



You have to make sure to get him before he goes to his cave and sets up an electric fence.

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 04:23 PM
damn retreats http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

cowards!

ShinMaruku
Oct 8, 2007, 04:46 PM
On 2007-10-08 10:02, Sord wrote:
wouldn't necessarily say all the fay were happy little buggers >_>


That idea is more Germanic. The elves I'm talking about are the human sized grim ones that Tolkien made famous.

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 05:01 PM
idea of "fay" or idea of "being happy?" be clear man! I would assume you mean the being happy bit is germanic, considering Fay is Celtic and for the most part, Celts are associated with western europe and the isles (due to the whole renaisance of Celtic art in Ireland and Britain way back win.) But they were in the germanic tribes at one point as well. So it also depends on what time period we're talking here.

Still, either way yo go, last time I checked Fay folklore did not have happy go luckly elves and what not. Most fay/farie folklore anywhere did not portray them as such. The idea was brought on by the ilk of Tinkerbell, fantasy novel writers, and children's books.

Regardless, Germanic area is still Europe, no? I'd find it more likey those would show up over Tokien elves, if at all.

though this all stemmed from Record of Lodoss war joke anyways, bah!



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ShinMaruku
Oct 8, 2007, 05:53 PM
Deedlit and Pirotess are knock offs of Galdriel who is based off the arcetypical Germanic Elves.
I should be more clear it;s an Anglo-saxon ideal that the fae are a mischievous and sat times negative influence.

Mayu
Oct 8, 2007, 05:54 PM
BURN KNUCKOO

ZodiacNKnight
Oct 8, 2007, 06:05 PM
REPENT YOUR SINS SINNER!!! *SLAMS CROSS INTO ENEMY'S FACE!"

Seriously though... Their gamestyle is really dead and overdone.
If they intoduced a furturistic game with guns and vehicles then that might pass as acceptable.

ShinMaruku
Oct 8, 2007, 06:08 PM
As long as I get to see Jeanne moon Prince Henry, I don't care. XD

Sord
Oct 8, 2007, 06:15 PM
On 2007-10-08 16:05, ZodiacNKnight wrote:
REPENT YOUR SINS SINNER!!! *SLAMS CROSS INTO ENEMY'S FACE!"

Seriously though... Their gamestyle is really dead and overdone.
If they intoduced a furturistic game with guns and vehicles then that might pass as acceptable.


Gundam? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
Oct 8, 2007, 06:23 PM
On 2007-10-08 16:15, Sord wrote:
Gundam? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Apparently, that one didn't fare too well. I only read one magazine's review, though, so I can't be sure.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 8, 2007, 07:39 PM
On 2007-10-08 10:25, Tact wrote:
Oh, yeah, using the microphone peripheral. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

The new seaman comes with a microphone controller!

ShinMaruku
Oct 10, 2007, 12:25 AM
http://koeiwarriors.simgames.net/artworks/bs/e007.jpg
http://koeiwarriors.simgames.net/artworks/bs/e001.jpg
http://koeiwarriors.simgames.net/artworks/bs/f001.jpg
Really.... Ashram,Pirotess and Jeaane/Deedlit

DikkyRay
Oct 11, 2007, 05:15 PM
i dont give a shit what people say, i fucking love Koeis Hack and Slash games. Especially the Co-op. Me and my cousin play those games for hours.
Totally getting Warriors Orochi and The EU one