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BlackHat
Oct 10, 2007, 10:07 PM

DizzyDi
Oct 10, 2007, 10:08 PM
Since when does a horse's ass talk?
No no nothing about this adds up at all!

BlackHat
Oct 10, 2007, 10:10 PM
Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye.
Fry: Uhh…
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: (Sighs) Just ask the question.
Fry: What's with the eye?
Leela: I'm an alien, all right? Let's drop the subject.
Fry: Cool, an alien. Has your race taken over the Earth?
Leela: No, I just work here.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 10, 2007, 10:14 PM
B-E-N-D-E-R! BENDER!

Bender is great! Oh Bender is great!

Gotta go with my man Bizzender!

What up?
Word.

DizzyDi
Oct 10, 2007, 10:15 PM
Bender: Don't feel bad. Everyone is a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Mayu
Oct 10, 2007, 10:16 PM
''Wait when did he die?''

''About when the party just started''

''But he just said WOO''

''Nope that was air escaping from his fat- WOOOOO''

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 10, 2007, 10:17 PM
Why did you jump in Bender?

I dunno, everyone was doing it, I just wanted to be popular.

Grunka Lunka dunkedity armed guards ... Shut the hell up!

BlackHat
Oct 10, 2007, 10:22 PM
Bender: (murmuring in his sleep) Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all…
Fry: Bender, wake up!
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

Mayu
Oct 10, 2007, 10:34 PM
''I DID SEE A MERMAID!''

''Ocean madness gets everyone''

''He may have ocean madness but there is no need for Ocean Rudeness''

- -

''I'm not your first am I?''

''I mean all you do is Fertilize my eggs''

''Why couldn't she be the other type of fish girl <.<!!!''

Solstis
Oct 10, 2007, 10:35 PM
I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.

BlackHat
Oct 10, 2007, 10:36 PM
Bender: Of all the friends I've had…you're the first.

Mayu
Oct 10, 2007, 10:38 PM
''Fry: ~Picks his nose~''

''Hes making a run for it GET HIM!''

''I was just picking my nose!''

''HES PICKING HIS NOSE GET HIM!''

- -

''It's a stone cold Shame''

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Oct 10, 2007, 10:40 PM
I'm not crazy, I'm just not user friendly!

Hey baby, wash that off before you put it back.

BlackHat
Oct 10, 2007, 10:44 PM
Robot 1: Administer the test.
Robot 2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: a puppy, B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or C: a large properly formatted data file?
Robot 1: Choose!
Fry: Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Robot 2: No, it is the bad kind of puppy.
Leela: Then we'll go with that data file!
Robot 2: Correct!
Robot 1: The flower would also have been acceptable.

DizzyDi
Oct 10, 2007, 10:48 PM
I had snoo snoo.

BlackHat
Oct 10, 2007, 10:52 PM
Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Professor Farnsworth: Why, of course! It's just a name, like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the Zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

Mayu
Oct 10, 2007, 10:54 PM
''ZOOOOOO ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''

DizzyDi
Oct 10, 2007, 10:56 PM
Leela: Careful with that doomsday device, Bender.
Bender: What does it matter? I'll never be a Globetrotter. My life, and, by extension, everyone else's, is meaningless.
Leela: Roger

BlackHat
Oct 10, 2007, 10:57 PM
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Moo2u
Oct 10, 2007, 11:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/Funny%20pics/goodmoos.jpg

Otis_Kat
Oct 11, 2007, 02:04 PM
I don't like getting discs crammed into me! Except Oreos, even then only through the mouth!

BlackHat
Oct 11, 2007, 05:32 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/Bl4ckH4t/Bender.jpg

astuarlen
Oct 12, 2007, 12:08 AM
On 2007-10-11 12:04, Otis_Kat wrote:
I don't like getting discs crammed into me! Except Oreos, even then only through the mouth!



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Uncle_bob
Oct 12, 2007, 03:31 AM
Too late for that warning. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif