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DizzyDi
Oct 14, 2007, 12:08 AM
Well met Gaffgarion. Best analogy ever.

Weeaboolits
Oct 14, 2007, 12:11 AM
Same with scrambled, make it in the microwave, not as good, but possibly good enough, like hell if I'm washing a pan! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

kskott
Oct 14, 2007, 12:14 AM
On 2007-10-13 22:11, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Same with scrambled, make it in the microwave, not as good, but possibly good enough, like hell if I'm washing a pan! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif you can do that? I so would have had more eggs earlier in my life if it didn't involve using the stove.

Airalean
Oct 14, 2007, 12:14 AM
that sounds... unhealthy....

BlackHat
Oct 14, 2007, 12:14 AM
On 2007-10-13 22:14, Brittanyy wrote:
that sounds... unhealthy....



QFT.

Make your damn eggs how God wants you to make them, in a pan!

Weeaboolits
Oct 14, 2007, 12:17 AM
How is it unhealthy? Microwaves are just radio waves, not nuclear radiation waves like some people think for god knows what reason. ~_~

BlackHat
Oct 14, 2007, 12:19 AM
On 2007-10-13 22:17, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
How is it unhealthy? Microwaves are just radio waves, not nuclear radiation waves like some people think for god knows what reason. ~_~



Momma always told me microwaves were da devil!

Weeaboolits
Oct 14, 2007, 12:20 AM
And you believed her? Missin' out, man, don't believe everything you hear!

DizzyDi
Oct 14, 2007, 12:32 AM
Full transcript: Main Character: My lord brother seeks to ignite war!
Gaffgarrion: A man does not eat an omelette without breaking eggs! Blood is the price of progress! It is the ink in which history's pages are writ!

(:

BlackHat
Oct 14, 2007, 12:33 AM
You could use the carton eggs. You wouldn't be breaking eggs.

Scrub
Oct 14, 2007, 12:37 AM
didn't Stalin or Lenin or somebody say that originally?

Zabrio
Oct 14, 2007, 12:43 AM
Your supposed to break the eggs....... whoops

Weeaboolits
Oct 14, 2007, 12:47 AM
Diego Rivera pissed some US gov. peeps off by putting Lenin in a mural they commissioned, crazy communist bastard.

Zabrio
Oct 14, 2007, 12:52 AM
RASPUTIN WAS A FREAK

DizzyDi
Oct 14, 2007, 01:03 AM
On 2007-10-13 22:47, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
Diego Rivera pissed some US gov. peeps off by putting Lenin in a mural they commissioned, crazy communist bastard.



Mexico has a reason to hate US tho. We've been screwing them over for years.
As a matter of fact, we've done a good job of pissing off almost the entire globe in our relatively short life-span.
We're still good w/ Canada though.

Zabrio
Oct 14, 2007, 01:04 AM
Only becase we like thier bacon

DizzyDi
Oct 14, 2007, 01:20 AM
Its cause Canada has a monopoly on moose.

Zabrio
Oct 14, 2007, 01:21 AM
MINI MOOSE

mizukage
Oct 14, 2007, 01:25 AM
What about the goose?

Zabrio
Oct 14, 2007, 01:26 AM
they are expenable

astuarlen
Oct 14, 2007, 10:16 AM
On 2007-10-13 22:37, Scrub wrote:
didn't Stalin or Lenin or somebody say that originally?



You can't cover the globe in communist glory without breaking some filthy, Western capitalist skulls.