Thread chuck norris [Archive]

Shadowpawn

Oct 17, 2007, 12:19 AM

On 2007-10-16 22:17, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Because he's HERO OF TIME, Motherfucker!

He's theed HEROck OFfu TIME mother!

Shadow edit: The hell? o.O

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Skuda

Oct 17, 2007, 12:24 AM

On 2007-10-16 22:17, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
He had MotherFucking Rappys.

Shadowpawn

Oct 17, 2007, 12:26 AM

On 2007-10-16 22:17, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
HHMFR!

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Oct 17, 2007, 12:38 AM

On 2007-10-16 22:26, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2007-10-16 22:17, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
BHHMFR!

Nyreal

Oct 17, 2007, 12:45 AM

Link has the fucking MASTER SWORD. You can't deny that.

Shadowpawn

Oct 17, 2007, 12:47 AM

On 2007-10-16 22:45, Nyreal wrote:
Link has the SWORD MASTER fucking. You can't deny that.

You can't deny it, he's a sword rider! /nate dogg.

(Too many f bombs?)

Weeaboolits

Oct 17, 2007, 12:47 AM

Link has a cool hat, can you boast the same?

Uncle_bob

Oct 17, 2007, 02:49 AM

I'm so awesome that I'm not allowed to wear hats.

And guns are better than swords.

Weeaboolits

Oct 17, 2007, 03:27 AM

Well maybe this gun:

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Screencaps/Ver2/Quarrel/Drill%20Launcher/pso_image_542.jpg

Not so sure about the others, though. >_>

DizzyDi

Oct 17, 2007, 07:09 AM

bionic commando?

Zorafim

Oct 17, 2007, 10:47 AM

All I said was "boobie", now my topic has a spin off topic.

Oh yeah, lances > swords.

Weeaboolits

Oct 17, 2007, 11:15 AM

I like naginata, they're like spears, but are for slashing. :3

PhotonDrop

Oct 17, 2007, 11:43 AM

Twilight Princess Link worked at a ranch.

Though Link in other games doesn't need a job. All his money problems are solved by slashing away some tall grass or breaking a few pots http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 03:15 PM

On 2007-10-17 09:15, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
I like naginata, they're like spears, but are for slashing. :3

nonsense, it's like a bo staff with a blade on one end!

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Weeaboolits

Oct 17, 2007, 03:17 PM

Bo staves are lame for their lack of blades, I'd rather not speak of them.

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 03:39 PM

blunt weapons are awesome, blades just kill the sucker quick. With blunt you can beat the crap out of them so you know they die a very painful death.

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 03:41 PM

Sharp weapons are better. Nothing like puncturing someone until they wish they were dead.

Weeaboolits

Oct 17, 2007, 03:47 PM

But I like the shiny blades with their sharp edges! D:

Blitzkommando

Oct 17, 2007, 05:54 PM

But melee weapons don't get you a "HOLY SHIT!" At best you might get a simple "Multi-kill!" or if you're really good, a "MEGA KILL!" Give me a good Flak Cannon or Minigun and I can mow down the opposition in an efficient, yet very painful, way.

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 06:02 PM

Nice website in your sig Norvekh http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 06:16 PM

On 2007-10-17 15:54, Norvekh wrote:
But melee weapons don't get you a "HOLY SHIT!" At best you might get a simple "Multi-kill!" or if you're really good, a "MEGA KILL!" Give me a good Flak Cannon or Minigun and I can mow down the opposition in an efficient, yet very painful, way.

I was speaking stirctly melee, but yes, Flak does own. I really need to get UT again.

TalHex

Oct 17, 2007, 06:32 PM

i prefer melee weapons, guns (in reality) are to cheap, you just point and fire, melee weapons take skill and training

DizzyDi

Oct 17, 2007, 06:33 PM

Talon we've all been through this.
Tactics>Skill.

Using a gun is called being smart. And it takes a little more than just pointing and shooting. You have to account for kickback and a variety of other things.

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 06:42 PM

being able to devise clever tactis is a skill though...

seriously though, yeah, it doesn't matter how good you are with a melee weapon, you'll still be one shot away from death. Also, while it's certainly easy to fire a gun, it's not as easy as people seem to think. Learning to fire properly, dealing with various degrees of kickback, keeping aim on your target while said kickback is moving it off (especially with automatics.) It doesn't reqire years of training to master like a melee weapon, but gun wielding does require some skill. Also, the more powerful your gun (or even just it's size), the stronger you phsically have to be, if you're gonna be lugging it arond and taking it's recoil. Big guns require training of the body in order to wield well.

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TalHex

Oct 17, 2007, 06:44 PM

On 2007-10-17 16:33, DizzyDi wrote:
Talon we've all been through this.
Tactics>Skill.

Using a gun is called being smart. And it takes a little more than just pointing and shooting. You have to account for kickback and a variety of other things.

no i'm pretty sure its just pointing and shooting, (used a rifle before with this method on target no problem) now bows on the other hand

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 06:50 PM

On 2007-10-17 16:44, TalonKitsune wrote:

On 2007-10-17 16:33, DizzyDi wrote:
Talon we've all been through this.
Tactics>Skill.

Using a gun is called being smart. And it takes a little more than just pointing and shooting. You have to account for kickback and a variety of other things.

no i'm pretty sure its just pointing and shooting, (used a rifle before with this method on target no problem) now bows on the other hand

rifle, wooho one type of gun. That's like saying you can swing a battle ready katana. It doesn't take any skill to swing and land a deadly blow. Killing an unarmed person with a sword is going to be just as easy as shooting the guy. And if you're gonna talk about weapon vs. weapon, then if anything a gun battle would be more dangerous, and you better have some skill if you hope to survive. This includes using your surroundings for cover and such. Not to mention, with melee, you can always just run away, high tail it out of there. Not so with guns.

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TalHex

Oct 17, 2007, 06:54 PM

On 2007-10-17 16:50, Sord wrote:

On 2007-10-17 16:44, TalonKitsune wrote:

On 2007-10-17 16:33, DizzyDi wrote:
Talon we've all been through this.
Tactics>Skill.

Using a gun is called being smart. And it takes a little more than just pointing and shooting. You have to account for kickback and a variety of other things.

no i'm pretty sure its just pointing and shooting, (used a rifle before with this method on target no problem) now bows on the other hand

rifle, wooho one type of gun. That's like saying you can swing a battle ready katana. It doesn't take any skill to swing and land a deadly blow. Killing an unarmed person with a sword is going to be just as easy as shooting the guy. And if you're gonna talk about weapon vs. weapon, then if anything a gun battle would be more dangerous, and you better have some skill if you hope to survive. This includes using your surroundings for cover and such. Not to mention, with melee, you can always just run away, high tail it out of there. Not so with guns.

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good point... i guess the truely cheap weapons would be chemical and biological

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 07:05 PM

On 2007-10-17 16:42, Sord wrote:
Also, while it's certainly easy to fire a gun, it's not as easy as people seem to think. Learning to fire properly, dealing with various degrees of kickback, keeping aim on your target while said kickback is moving it off (especially with automatics.) It doesn't reqire years of training to master like a melee weapon, but gun wielding does require some skill. Also, the more powerful your gun (or even just it's size), the stronger you phsically have to be, if you're gonna be lugging it arond and taking it's recoil. Big guns require training of the body in order to wield well.

I usually go hunting with my Father every November. It's hard as hell to walk around with a gun for 30 minutes getting to our stands in -5 degree weather (it's fucking cold in winter here).

My Dad has every type of gun you can imagine. Pistols, Shotguns, Semi Autos, an Uzi, Rifles, 50. Caliber, 22s, Ak47, sniper rifle thing, Musket. And more.

Pistols are harder to shoot with then they look.

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 07:16 PM

my dad took me out hunting at a young age, from 6-9 years of age. After that I quit going because I didn't particularly care for the sport. Don't get me wrong, I have no qualms with shooting a deer, I freaking love venison, but I don't have the patience for the hunt. I did however enjoy going to shooting ranges. The first time I used a pistol, I nearly clocked myself in the head from recoil (think I was 8 then, not to strong XD.)

I haven't picked up a gun in a long time, and I don't know near as much about them as I used to. Actually, nowadays I know very little most of the time. I can't even remember how to clean a rifle, though I know I've done it several times. It's been a long time, but I still have a healthy respect for guns, since I grew up with them at a young age.

Uncle_bob

Oct 17, 2007, 09:32 PM

Who the hell kept moons on their action pallete?

Uncle_bob

Oct 17, 2007, 09:36 PM

Warning +1 son.

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kskott

Oct 17, 2007, 09:41 PM

I like fire http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Uncle_bob

Oct 17, 2007, 09:43 PM

Yes...Fire is good.

Sgt_Shligger

Oct 17, 2007, 09:48 PM

YOU KNOW IT GUNZ KATANAS DEFLECT BULLETZ.

IT WORKZ IRL 2, I SAW A GUY DO IT.

Uncle_bob

Oct 17, 2007, 09:51 PM

RAIDEN DID IT IN MGS2 SO IT MUST BE TRUE

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 09:51 PM

I HERD OF A GUY DAT CULD DFLECT BULLITS WIT HIS SWARD!!!1@F4

Sgt_Shligger

Oct 17, 2007, 09:54 PM

On 2007-10-17 19:51, Uncle_bob wrote:
RAIDEN DID IT IN MGS2 SO IT MUST BE TRUE

I RED IT ONLINE SO ITZ TROOOOO

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 09:54 PM

DER WUZ A GUI IN MGS DAT DID IT LIEK OMG.

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 10:02 PM

Chung Ling Soo thought he could catch a bullet, turned out he could... in his lung. He died.

plenty of other magicians have succesfully pulled off the trick though, even as a gimmik the thing has it's dangers.

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 10:04 PM

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u106/hannachan17/GemKaissister1.jpg

Sord

Oct 17, 2007, 10:10 PM

geez man, quit with the image spamming. This may be a spam forum, but now that's meant in the intent of moving the spam from the other threads down here, doesn't mean we like the damn spam. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif Other than that, FKL is a more lax off topic, more off topic then off topic wil ever be!

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 10:11 PM

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l41/luckyflower-2006/13%20going%20on%2030/13goingon30.jpg

Zorafim

Oct 17, 2007, 10:13 PM

I saw a katana cut through a few bullets. It was torn to shreds a few seconds later.

BlackHat

Oct 17, 2007, 10:14 PM

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/yashmin_love_cuttie/sponge%20bob/glitterimagescartoons7.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-

Oct 17, 2007, 10:50 PM

On 2007-10-17 09:43, PhotonDrop wrote:
Twilight Princess Link worked at a ranch.

Though Link in other games doesn't need a job. All his money problems are solved by slashing away some tall grass or breaking a few pots http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

And Ruby Prize Booty after booby traps in dungeon chests. 200+ get!

Locking because of my filthy post, also flaming e-arguing/telling someone they're not welcome problem.