PSU: Helper-Bot lied to me!!!!!!!!!

[BlackHat]

I asked Helper-Bot, a GM on PSU, if he could get me GM status. He told me to apply for a job at Playsega.com. BUT YOU CAN"T APPLY FOR A JOB AT PLAYSEGA.COM!!!!

T.T

[Shadowpawn]

olo

[BlackHat]

You can apply at Sega.com though http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

http://tbe.taleo.net/NA4/ats/careers/searchResults.jsp?org=SEGAUSA&cws=1

Unfortunately, I can't find where it says "Become a GM and fuck with peoples accounts" on the list http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[mizukage]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Sord]

will they pay your membership fees?

[BlackHat]

lol, Intern.


Web Development Design Intern

Program Duration & Hours (ideally):
· September thru mid-December
· January thru June
· 10-15 hours per week

Pre-requisite Knowledge:
Required--
· Basic web browsing & web fundamental knowledge
· Graphic Design Principles Courses
· Beginning to Intermediate Adobe Photoshop, Flash and Illustrator
· Fundamentals of how to build a web page and web graphic optimization
· Acredited Web Design Program particpants - 3rd or 4th year level coursework experience
· Online portfolio submission required
Desired--
· Beginning HTML coding knowledge
· Strong Interest in video gaming
· Creation of video for web knowledge

Easy shit...


Responsibilities:
Sizing & optimization of game screenshots
· Naming of the above files to reflect SEGA nomenclature
· Storing of the above optimized files in correct web ready folder
· Uploading of the above files to appropriate development server directory
Layout & production of game specific profile icons for SEGA message boards & AIM
· Design & layout of icon files using PhotoShop templates
· Naming of the above files to reflect SEGA nomenclature
· Storing of the above optimized files in correct web ready folder
· Uploading of the above files to appropriate development server directory
Optimization of movie(s) for game pages
· Application of prescribed Sorenson Squeeze settings to output .swf movie files
· Storing of the above optimized files in correct web ready folder
· Uploading of the above files to appropriate development server directory
Research and cataloging of Creative Services Archive Assets (only for specific legacy titles)
· Search Creative Services assets archive library
· Collation and transfer of found files from Mac archive disks to appropriate directory folders on Divine server
· Correction of file name/extension from Mac to PC format

[Shadowpawn]

It's a shame they NEED you to be in college and be a junior or freshmen in order to take that job. Why not take a certificate?

[Shadowpawn]

It's a shame they NEED you to be in college and be a junior or freshmen in order to take that job. Why not take a certificate?

[BlackHat]

On 2007-10-31 20:26, mizukage wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



You know If I become a GM I'll have to accidentally release hundreds of S ranks into the economy.


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I demand this topic gets stickied as a reminder of how pissed I am!

Meira, Haya, Dhylec, you know your mission >:[



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[BlackHat]

On 2007-10-31 20:41, Shadowpawn wrote:
It's a shame they NEED you to be in college and be a junior or freshmen in order to take that job. Why not take a certificate?



Shhhh. Sega won't know. They can't even create a document without errors.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-10-31 20:30, Sord wrote:
will they pay your membership fees?


They'll pay you in Sonic points and post dated subscription that entails you being online anyway, so they get the better end of the deal.

[BlackHat]

You still didn't delete my double post <.<;

[DizzyDi]

;>.>

[Scrub]

On 2007-10-31 20:41, Shadowpawn wrote:
It's a shame they NEED you to be in college and be a junior or freshmen in order to take that job. Why not take a certificate?



Do you KNOW what an intern is?

[ShinMaruku]

All those who trust machines are damned. :E

[mizukage]

On 2007-10-31 20:19, BlackHat wrote:
I asked Helper-Bot, a GM on PSU, if he could get me GM status. He told me to apply for a job at Playsega.com. BUT YOU CAN"T APPLY FOR A JOB AT PLAYSEGA.COM!!!!

T.T



The GMs don't lie...

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w10/milestailsprower-/hhhtailsrrr.jpghttp://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/_Fatee_/Cute-Sonic.jpg

[ShinMaruku]

Tails is a girl

[Shadowpawn]

On 2007-11-01 10:23, Scrub wrote:

On 2007-10-31 20:41, Shadowpawn wrote:
It's a shame they NEED you to be in college and be a junior or freshmen in order to take that job. Why not take a certificate?



Do you KNOW what an intern is?



You seem to be missing the point. I'm saying that you should be able to intern with a certificate and not have to BE in college to do it. :/

[mizukage]

On 2007-11-01 20:59, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2007-11-01 10:23, Scrub wrote:

On 2007-10-31 20:41, Shadowpawn wrote:
It's a shame they NEED you to be in college and be a junior or freshmen in order to take that job. Why not take a certificate?



Do you KNOW what an intern is?



You seem to be missing the point. I'm saying that you should be able to intern with a certificate and not have to BE in college to do it. :/



Well.. The standards to be in a good employment requires an actual degree in university. Intern certificates are good, but you won't be able to work at places that offer decent amounts of salary and awesome work. Too bad, huh? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I get what SP said, I dunno if anyone else is getting it.

[Sord]

i think i get it. why should you have to be in colege to take up an internship? hell, I'm a senior in highschool and did a small 40 hour one over the summer. Unpaid of course, like a real intern.