View Full Version : Do you act strangely around NPCs?
G-Assassin
01-02-2003, 05:05 PM
I do, I usually try and hit on the nurses, but they just ain't buyin it man. I could try that Sue girl but she's like a loner you know? I think there's something goin on between her and Kireek, that's my understanding anyway. Haha and I also try and get next to the scientists and pretend I'm employed on Pioneer 2. hehe.
DeathCheese87
01-02-2003, 05:21 PM
i like to tease mome with simple chat
dude3282
01-02-2003, 07:06 PM
They made the Mome quest easier. You no longer have to keep him alive while you fight De Rol Le. I like it.
sword_maker
01-02-2003, 07:25 PM
lol i hate mome! I rally dont act wierd at all
Kalbelgarion
01-02-2003, 07:55 PM
Of course I do! Doesn't everybody?
"MOME is FOOL!"
Sapphire87
01-02-2003, 08:13 PM
I just curse at them when one of those falling traps land on me and they just stand there and don't do anything. "SHOOT THE TRAP! SHOOT THE TRAP, DAMMIT!!!"
JianaSparks
01-02-2003, 08:26 PM
Ya know that guy that hovers in the telepipe area? My boyfriend and I usually drop money for him...but the bastard never takes it. =/ Must be too proud or something. I have seen my b/f hit on the nurses...and we curse at that b*@%$ in the shop because she always gets in the way. I hate her...
Annoy
01-02-2003, 08:36 PM
Umm...no? I would never do that 0:) Errr....
Metal_Gear
01-02-2003, 09:20 PM
I've spent over 20 hours in the Medical Center trying every chat command I can think of to get those nurses to do something. Ah well, we'll always have that picture of them during the ending.
Toyzferall
01-02-2003, 09:33 PM
I've cussed most of the stupid NPCs that get in your way on Pioneer 2... Especially the woman in the shop. She's gonna get it one of these days...
CajunSamurai
01-02-2003, 11:30 PM
I was gonna say no, but then I remembered all the crazy stuff me and my friends used to do continue to do online.
For one... well, we've been hitting on the nurses for almost two years now, as has every straight male PSO player. Don't deny it!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_innocent.gif
Second, I've come up with a name for that damned scientist that wanders around the shops/bank: SHIFTY MIKE. It has become our best inside PSO joke that no one else understands. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nerd.gif Ohh, what fun we've had making fun of Shifty. I'd go on about our adventures and encounters with this fellow, but um... everyone here would think I'm more of a psychopath than I already am. So, moving along now!
I've also given a name to the guy wandering the heliport. He's Slippery Pete, and he'll hook ya up with the finest monoweed on Pioneer 2!
Hmm... I always make sure to cuss out Hopkins whenever the missions starts, 'cause he's always losing his damn crappy weapons to bosses. Either cuss him out or use a few angry symbol chats.
One time, a friend of mine had me write down his whole schpiel about his Heat Sword, and made his own Hopkins character with presets of the entire message. Yeah... We got BORED back on Version 1...
Oh, the pricipal, OF COURSE! Always making fun of that guy, even to this day. "RICO!!! OH WHY, DEAR GOD?! TAKE ME, I'M OLLLLLLD!!! Huh? Oh, it's nothing, carry on."
Hmm... Always making fun of the tekkers. There's the tall creepy one with scoliosis, there's the short squat one with the backpack bong, there's the other creepy one with a turban... Always good for a laugh.
That's just about it, although I despise about half of the offline NPCs and constantly spout obscenities at them, too. With voice chat, even!
Cross689
01-02-2003, 11:35 PM
On 2003-01-02 18:13, Sapphire87 wrote:
I just curse at them when one of those falling traps land on me and they just stand there and don't do anything. "SHOOT THE TRAP! SHOOT THE TRAP, DAMMIT!!!"
Hell yah that annoys me im like DAMN YOU YOU RETARDED PERSON DAMN I MUST KEEP YOU ALIVE BUT YOU DONT HELP!??!??!?!?
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Tenko
01-02-2003, 11:41 PM
On 2003-01-02 21:30, CajunSamurai wrote:
For one... well, we've been hitting on the nurses for almost two years now, as has every straight male PSO player. Don't deny it!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_innocent.gif
I have not!
Now, Nol and Elenor, on the other hand...
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CajunSamurai
01-03-2003, 12:07 AM
Yeah, I was gonna mentioned Nol and Elly too, but I didn't wanna sound like THAT much of a pervert. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_innocent.gif ... Least I'm a gentleman around them! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_kisses.gif
I just enjoy circling them.
Vantamiath
01-03-2003, 01:25 AM
On 2003-01-02 21:30, CajunSamurai wrote:
I was gonna say no, but then I remembered all the crazy stuff me and my friends used to do continue to do online.
For one... well, we've been hitting on the nurses for almost two years now, as has every straight male PSO player. Don't deny it!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_innocent.gif
Second, I've come up with a name for that damned scientist that wanders around the shops/bank: SHIFTY MIKE. It has become our best inside PSO joke that no one else understands. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nerd.gif Ohh, what fun we've had making fun of Shifty. I'd go on about our adventures and encounters with this fellow, but um... everyone here would think I'm more of a psychopath than I already am. So, moving along now!
I've also given a name to the guy wandering the heliport. He's Slippery Pete, and he'll hook ya up with the finest monoweed on Pioneer 2!
Hmm... I always make sure to cuss out Hopkins whenever the missions starts, 'cause he's always losing his damn crappy weapons to bosses. Either cuss him out or use a few angry symbol chats.
One time, a friend of mine had me write down his whole schpiel about his Heat Sword, and made his own Hopkins character with presets of the entire message. Yeah... We got BORED back on Version 1...
Oh, the pricipal, OF COURSE! Always making fun of that guy, even to this day. "RICO!!! OH WHY, DEAR GOD?! TAKE ME, I'M OLLLLLLD!!! Huh? Oh, it's nothing, carry on."
Hmm... Always making fun of the tekkers. There's the tall creepy one with scoliosis, there's the short squat one with the backpack bong, there's the other creepy one with a turban... Always good for a laugh.
That's just about it, although I despise about half of the offline NPCs and constantly spout obscenities at them, too. With voice chat, even!
I think this is the funniest damn thing I have ever read on PSOW.
Whatley
01-03-2003, 03:55 AM
I mostly cuss at the npcs that get in my way while on P2, mostly the lady in the shops and the guy in front of the shops and bank, and at Kireek and Bernie when they kill a monster before I can even hit it.
Speaking of Kireek, ever since I read that review from the author who stated the NPCs blinded him, I've noticed how incredibly annoying Kireek can be. He just never gets out of the way.
CajunSamurai
01-03-2003, 05:03 AM
Whenever possible, I get Kireek snagged on a wall so that all he can do for the remainder of the quest to bug me is shout his stupid newbie advise at me every 60 seconds instead of stealing my kills AND shouting off his stupid newbie advice every 60 seconds.
Y'know that long C shaped bendy "hall" in F1? That works great for getting him stuck. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif He had it COMIN' TO HIM!!!
I miss being able to PK his ass on Version 1, with that crazy "PH" glitch. Oh man, that was so funny...
Sunaj
01-03-2003, 05:14 AM
who hasn't hit on the Nurses or hot NPCs? Btw Cajun, you forget to tell em about the times we tried to bribe them, as well as the time back on version 1 we SWORE the lights on the floor were "switches" to the back room of the Hosptial.
And, oh how i miss PK. It's worth losing a quest to kill Mome or Kireek prematurely...
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