DizzyDi
Nov 2, 2007, 11:50 PM
Ok FKL...I believe its time we have another one of these meetings.
I've been seeing a lot of things around the office lately that...I'm gunna be frank, I'm not happy with, and I don't think our shareholders would be too pleased with it either.
Now before we start the bad news, lets give a hand to shligger to showing the initiative and bringing some fun back to FKL with his tournament project. Of course we know he won't finish it it but its not to see someone trying.
Now... as you can see by this chart I made while tripping out on acid
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3243/spengbab2gy7.jpg
...Well, really I dunno what the hell is going on here. (Don't do drugs, kids.) But thats of no consequence. What matter is that Spam(R) is up 40%, but the Funny(R) is down 80% and thats no good at all. Here at FKL we do stress quantity, but quality should always come first. As you can see from their facial expressions our focus group, comprised of
Laurence Fishburne (aka Morpheus) from Petey's Playhouse:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/pimpdude.jpg
A scary bird:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/scarybird.jpg
And this horrified AZN:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/scaredazn.jpg
aren't terribly pleased with the new content that has been entering FKL. And lets not even get started on what my wife thinks...
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/realcatgirl.gif
The decrease in our Funny(R) is making me have to cut back on her catnip expenses and when she doesn't get her daily dose of the stuff...Well lets just say its not pretty.
So what do I propose to up the levels of Funny(R) in FKL? Well I have a few ideas...
- Possibly ShinMaruku and Meyfei could start posting in english that we all can understand an enjoy
- Less unrelated ANNIE MAY pics
- More FKL events
- More posts from our beloved ones such as Ast, Moo, Scrub, Bob, and so on
- E-Drama is always fun
- ORIGINAL CONTENT, STOP HYPERLINKING FROM YOUTOOBS AND GOOGLE.
These are just small measures. Its really up to the average worker like yourself to bring FKL back to its old standards.
Also, I'm have to cut your Halloween bonuses since you guys are behind on quota. As a matter of fact, no pay till next year, and division 2, I'ma need you guys to work late on Sunday, thanks.
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Urbandictionary couldn't even tell me what that was, removed to play it safe.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HAYABUSA-FMW- on 2007-11-02 22:33 ]</font>
I've been seeing a lot of things around the office lately that...I'm gunna be frank, I'm not happy with, and I don't think our shareholders would be too pleased with it either.
Now before we start the bad news, lets give a hand to shligger to showing the initiative and bringing some fun back to FKL with his tournament project. Of course we know he won't finish it it but its not to see someone trying.
Now... as you can see by this chart I made while tripping out on acid
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3243/spengbab2gy7.jpg
...Well, really I dunno what the hell is going on here. (Don't do drugs, kids.) But thats of no consequence. What matter is that Spam(R) is up 40%, but the Funny(R) is down 80% and thats no good at all. Here at FKL we do stress quantity, but quality should always come first. As you can see from their facial expressions our focus group, comprised of
Laurence Fishburne (aka Morpheus) from Petey's Playhouse:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/pimpdude.jpg
A scary bird:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/scarybird.jpg
And this horrified AZN:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/scaredazn.jpg
aren't terribly pleased with the new content that has been entering FKL. And lets not even get started on what my wife thinks...
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/realcatgirl.gif
The decrease in our Funny(R) is making me have to cut back on her catnip expenses and when she doesn't get her daily dose of the stuff...Well lets just say its not pretty.
So what do I propose to up the levels of Funny(R) in FKL? Well I have a few ideas...
- Possibly ShinMaruku and Meyfei could start posting in english that we all can understand an enjoy
- Less unrelated ANNIE MAY pics
- More FKL events
- More posts from our beloved ones such as Ast, Moo, Scrub, Bob, and so on
- E-Drama is always fun
- ORIGINAL CONTENT, STOP HYPERLINKING FROM YOUTOOBS AND GOOGLE.
These are just small measures. Its really up to the average worker like yourself to bring FKL back to its old standards.
Also, I'm have to cut your Halloween bonuses since you guys are behind on quota. As a matter of fact, no pay till next year, and division 2, I'ma need you guys to work late on Sunday, thanks.
-
Urbandictionary couldn't even tell me what that was, removed to play it safe.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: HAYABUSA-FMW- on 2007-11-02 22:33 ]</font>