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DizzyDi
Nov 2, 2007, 11:50 PM
Ok FKL...I believe its time we have another one of these meetings.
I've been seeing a lot of things around the office lately that...I'm gunna be frank, I'm not happy with, and I don't think our shareholders would be too pleased with it either.
Now before we start the bad news, lets give a hand to shligger to showing the initiative and bringing some fun back to FKL with his tournament project. Of course we know he won't finish it it but its not to see someone trying.
Now... as you can see by this chart I made while tripping out on acid
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3243/spengbab2gy7.jpg

...Well, really I dunno what the hell is going on here. (Don't do drugs, kids.) But thats of no consequence. What matter is that Spam(R) is up 40%, but the Funny(R) is down 80% and thats no good at all. Here at FKL we do stress quantity, but quality should always come first. As you can see from their facial expressions our focus group, comprised of
Laurence Fishburne (aka Morpheus) from Petey's Playhouse:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/pimpdude.jpg
A scary bird:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/scarybird.jpg
And this horrified AZN:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/scaredazn.jpg
aren't terribly pleased with the new content that has been entering FKL. And lets not even get started on what my wife thinks...
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/realcatgirl.gif
The decrease in our Funny(R) is making me have to cut back on her catnip expenses and when she doesn't get her daily dose of the stuff...Well lets just say its not pretty.

So what do I propose to up the levels of Funny(R) in FKL? Well I have a few ideas...
- Possibly ShinMaruku and Meyfei could start posting in english that we all can understand an enjoy
- Less unrelated ANNIE MAY pics
- More FKL events
- More posts from our beloved ones such as Ast, Moo, Scrub, Bob, and so on
- E-Drama is always fun
- ORIGINAL CONTENT, STOP HYPERLINKING FROM YOUTOOBS AND GOOGLE.

These are just small measures. Its really up to the average worker like yourself to bring FKL back to its old standards.

Also, I'm have to cut your Halloween bonuses since you guys are behind on quota. As a matter of fact, no pay till next year, and division 2, I'ma need you guys to work late on Sunday, thanks.

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Urbandictionary couldn't even tell me what that was, removed to play it safe.

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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 2, 2007, 11:52 PM
On 2007-11-02 21:50, DizzyDi wrote:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/pimpdude.jpg

Cowboy Curtis, Larry Fishburne then.

E-Drama, baby llama comma, not good. You roast beef sandwich.


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BlackHat
Nov 2, 2007, 11:55 PM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e70/craigmack3094/billlumberg.jpg

astuarlen
Nov 3, 2007, 12:14 AM
On 2007-11-02 21:50, DizzyDi wrote:
Also, I'm have to cut your Halloween bonuses since you guys are behind on quota. As a matter of fact, no pay till next year, and division 2, I'ma need you guys to work late on Sunday, thanks.

Who needs Halloween bonuses when you have Halloween candy?

Unfortunately, I have none of the aforementioned. Can someone spot me a KitKat or something?

DizzyDi
Nov 3, 2007, 12:16 AM
The distribution of candy is strictly prohibited until further notice. Now kindly get back to producing the Funny(R).

Weeaboolits
Nov 3, 2007, 12:16 AM
I have Kit Kats, but Sord has informed me that USB 2.0 does not support chocolaty goodness. D:

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 3, 2007, 12:19 AM
Twix, 2 for me, 7 for Moo.

He got to the office candy dish first.

Sord
Nov 3, 2007, 12:29 AM
several candies, nicked from siblings

also, FKL gov supposed to give fixed set up @ each week, FKLWelfare, just enough to buy some bread crumbs for that leather shoe stew

Shadowpawn
Nov 3, 2007, 12:30 AM
Sir, I would like to point out that obtaining the materials to produce originality is costly nowadays. Ever since off-topic sanctioned from obtaining new ideas alpha and beta we had to go to PSYOU and make due with salvageable scraps. The result, as you can see sir, is far from the quality that should be expected from the FKL crew. Thus, I propose we sell out HOT virgin stock to depraved horny bastards Inc. I heard they would pay a good penny for fresh virgin stock, the money we receive from them go bribing ketchup off-topic chief in command and the supplies we need will be restored.

*drinks a bottle of RHETORIC*

o~O



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astuarlen
Nov 3, 2007, 12:37 AM
Piracy, my boys. If you're waiting for official permission to steal material, chances are you're already bound for a permanent berth in a very wet place.

Skuda
Nov 3, 2007, 02:54 AM
On 2007-11-02 21:50, DizzyDi wrote:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/realcatgirl.gif

THERE IS NO GOD!

Q_Q

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 3, 2007, 10:19 AM
On 2007-11-03 00:54, Skuda wrote:

On 2007-11-02 21:50, DizzyDi wrote:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/realcatgirl.gif

THERE IS NO MORE ROOM FOR VILLAINS IN THE SPIDEYMANZ MOVIE!

Q_Q

Weeaboolits
Nov 3, 2007, 10:22 AM
They coulda' done a better job with Venom, I was kinda' disappointed, Venom was the main reason I wanted to see the third one. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 3, 2007, 10:26 AM
You wanna' see the inside I'll see ya later (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o150sUw3IY)

"Here come the drama, that's the N' with the fake, BLAOW"
-Why you animu my tape? Stay in your place-

AMV's named thug now, somebody needs Jesus! Someone put Common's Be to some animu, that 6 episode one, fooly cooly thing. Last time I'd seen a youtube like this.

Also the intro had o__O in it.

The real one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDbbvVy7eaU) But to the unknowing animu viewer, I guess you call this chibi-ized or something? Biggie Smalls indeed. Still wears the Cosby sweaters and $1000 Rock Johnson shirts too. And Drives the Benz.

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A lot of his AMV's seem to be Eureka 7. I don't watch any AMV's and usually just make fun of them. His Afro Samurai & Lupe Daydream was okay though.

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Sayara
Nov 3, 2007, 10:49 AM
Did someone say...

WELFARE? (http://jziadi.net/html/Art/Traditional/WELFARE.jpg)

TalHex
Nov 3, 2007, 02:47 PM
On 2007-11-03 08:19, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-11-03 00:54, Skuda wrote:

On 2007-11-02 21:50, DizzyDi wrote:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/MixMasterMark/FKL%20STUFF/realcatgirl.gif

THERE IS NO MORE ROOM FOR VILLAINS IN THE SPIDEYMANZ MOVIE!

Q_Q




i hope to all nine layers of hell that that is one heck of a photomorph cause if not... O.o

PhotonDrop
Nov 3, 2007, 02:51 PM
Oh it's real, they had a special on Discovery Channel about those kinds of people a few years ago too.

TalHex
Nov 3, 2007, 02:57 PM
painful...