W0LB0T
Nov 7, 2007, 11:18 AM
Adding quotes from reviews to game boxes (doesn’t) always makes a game just that much better. But this can be done for any crappy old game
So I propose a new little game called THE HARD SELL.
There are two types of quotes you can use.
Direct quotes eg: I wish this game had good graphics.
“Good Graphics”
And Indirect quotes: best way to sum it up the graphics and game play are really bad.
“To sum it up. Best graphics and game play”
Here is an attempt at selling the crappy game “Brunswick pro bowling”
http://au.wii.ign.com/articles/824/824055p1.html
Direct: “Officially licensed, full-fledged bowling simulation for the Wii”: ign.com
Direct: “the ultimate party game”: ign.com
Indirect: “The new template and benchmark for bowling games”: ign.com
Indirect: “countless hours incredibly good bowling action on Wii”: ign.com
So I propose a new little game called THE HARD SELL.
There are two types of quotes you can use.
Direct quotes eg: I wish this game had good graphics.
“Good Graphics”
And Indirect quotes: best way to sum it up the graphics and game play are really bad.
“To sum it up. Best graphics and game play”
Here is an attempt at selling the crappy game “Brunswick pro bowling”
http://au.wii.ign.com/articles/824/824055p1.html
Direct: “Officially licensed, full-fledged bowling simulation for the Wii”: ign.com
Direct: “the ultimate party game”: ign.com
Indirect: “The new template and benchmark for bowling games”: ign.com
Indirect: “countless hours incredibly good bowling action on Wii”: ign.com