The hard sell

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Adding quotes from reviews to game boxes (doesn’t) always makes a game just that much better. But this can be done for any crappy old game

So I propose a new little game called THE HARD SELL.

There are two types of quotes you can use.
Direct quotes eg: I wish this game had good graphics.
“Good Graphics”
And Indirect quotes: best way to sum it up the graphics and game play are really bad.
“To sum it up. Best graphics and game play”

Here is an attempt at selling the crappy game “Brunswick pro bowling”

http://au.wii.ign.com/articles/824/824055p1.html

Direct: “Officially licensed, full-fledged bowling simulation for the Wii”: ign.com

Direct: “the ultimate party game”: ign.com

Indirect: “The new template and benchmark for bowling games”: ign.com

Indirect: “countless hours incredibly good bowling action on Wii”: ign.com

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Dead Rising, Rated: ioheifnskjsnwekh

Freaking made me buy it!

I never seen any new era Turok games, I'd imagine their lines would be pretty good. Not pretty good sells, but in general to try desperately to sell more Turoks.

Also bad games usually use reviewers and review sites or magazines, for said quotes, that are usually never even heard of.

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Also saw a strategy guide in the store today, for Wii SPORTS. How would anyone even need help with Wii Sports? So easy your grandma can do it!



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