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Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 12:14 PM
All non-essential personnel report to the main deck to be thrown overboard.

We appreciate your cooperation.

Out_Kast
Nov 8, 2007, 12:57 PM
Junior Sergent Senior Commander Out_Kast, reporting for duty!
*is thrown overboard*

Edit: *splooosh!!*



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Sord
Nov 8, 2007, 12:58 PM
you're not fooling me! *jumps into water himself*

oh wai-

Bot-Bot
Nov 8, 2007, 01:08 PM
On 2007-11-08 09:14, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
We've taken on too much weight


America, wha...?

AlexCraig
Nov 8, 2007, 01:23 PM
Screw that *Hops aboard own airship and takes off*

Out_Kast
Nov 8, 2007, 01:24 PM
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The water's... lovely... >_>

Zorafim
Nov 8, 2007, 03:03 PM
I would jump off and swim away, but I don't weigh enough to do anything.

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 03:33 PM
That's what they all say. T_T

Off you go! *throws Zorafim overboard*

Ketchup345
Nov 8, 2007, 05:00 PM
On 2007-11-08 10:24, Out_Kast wrote:
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The water's... lovely... >_>
"Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?"

Out_Kast
Nov 8, 2007, 05:01 PM
Because Russia's where it's at!

TalHex
Nov 8, 2007, 05:03 PM
*jumps off the ship and immidiately gets into an arguement with a mermaid, resulting it a fishy explosion* o.O

DizzyDi
Nov 8, 2007, 05:59 PM
Am I essential? ._.

Ryoki
Nov 8, 2007, 06:01 PM
*sneaks into FKL*

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 06:08 PM
Yes, Dizzy, badasses are considered essential crew.

Randomness
Nov 8, 2007, 06:40 PM
*hacks computer systems*

There. Now I'm essential, 'cause nobody else knows all the new passwords!

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 07:14 PM
WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING PASSWORDS!

*throws Randomness overboard*

Randomness
Nov 8, 2007, 07:17 PM
*uses oversized sword to cut a gash in hull on the way down*

HAHAHAHAHA! I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

*pulls out inflatable life raft and attaches air cannister*

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 07:22 PM
The walls go all the way up, it'll be fine. ;o

Randomness
Nov 8, 2007, 07:23 PM
*pulls out radio and calls an airbase*

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 07:25 PM
'kay.

Randomness
Nov 8, 2007, 07:48 PM
*helicopter picks me up*

*helicopter aims at boat*

mizukage
Nov 8, 2007, 08:54 PM
On 2007-11-08 10:23, AlexCraig wrote:
Screw that *Hops aboard own airship and takes off*



Airship? I only got a hoverboard..

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 09:01 PM
*activates the AA turrets*

Sord
Nov 8, 2007, 09:05 PM
*takes randomness life raft since he will no longer be needing it. paddles over to gash in hull and climbs back into the ship*

AlexCraig
Nov 8, 2007, 09:06 PM
(Umm Ronin. I posted that a while ago. I am LONG GONE)

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 09:06 PM
Could you mend that while you're down there? There should be a torch around there somewhere.


On 2007-11-08 18:06, AlexCraig wrote:
(Umm Ronin. I posted that a while ago. I am LONG GONE)Not directed at you. ;o

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Sord
Nov 8, 2007, 09:09 PM
*looks for said torch and gets to welding*

*whistles "I'm walking in the rain" tune while doing so, the sound having a strange reverb to it coming from under a metal welder's mask*

Randomness
Nov 8, 2007, 10:00 PM
You realize that since I sabotaged the computer systems, you'll need a full crew for each turret, right?

Cookies for anyone who mutinies and doesnt man a gun!

*helicopter flies below depression of guns and fires at the gash*

Almighty_Envy
Nov 8, 2007, 10:01 PM
good thing i have the most important job http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Sord
Nov 8, 2007, 10:12 PM
On 2007-11-08 19:01, Almighty_Envy wrote:
good thing i have the most important job http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


indeed, you must sacrifice yourself for us all by being launched via turret into the helicoptor's rotary blades, where you will be consequently chopped and shredded, but hopefully you will throw the balance off or maybe even the blades hemselves, taking down the 'copter. Now do your duty!

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 10:21 PM
Get in the silo! And put this on. *hands Envy a diving cap*

Edit: Also, who the hell ever said that FKL's computer system was centralized? Why would you assume that?

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Sord
Nov 8, 2007, 10:23 PM
*shoves Envy into silo, slams door shut and seals* LAUNCH!



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Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 10:23 PM
FIRE ONE! *pulls launch trigger*

Sord
Nov 8, 2007, 10:29 PM
*watches Envy fly off towards helicopter*

TalHex
Nov 8, 2007, 10:31 PM
*swiming back and forth in the waters waiting in anticipation for envy to fall in, cue the jaws music*

Almighty_Envy
Nov 8, 2007, 10:33 PM
On 2007-11-08 19:29, Sord wrote:
*watches Envy fly off towards helicopter*



for the great Spork!!!!

DizzyDi
Nov 8, 2007, 10:41 PM
As essential badass of this aircraft I demand we do some barrel rolls and other complicated and unnecessary aerial maneuvers.

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 10:43 PM
We may try a somersault later. But not until after lunch.

DizzyDi
Nov 8, 2007, 10:45 PM
...Well, can we at least fire some explosives?

TalHex
Nov 8, 2007, 10:47 PM
On 2007-11-08 19:45, DizzyDi wrote:
...Well, can we at least fire some explosives?



*atom bomb goes off in the distance* damnit! you just had to ask didn't you dizzy?

Weeaboolits
Nov 8, 2007, 10:52 PM
On 2007-11-08 19:45, DizzyDi wrote:
...Well, can we at least fire some explosives?How couldn't we, Diz, how couldn't we? *preps primary cannons*

Randomness
Nov 9, 2007, 04:25 AM
I laugh as your shots go over my copter. (Guns can only aim so low)

*continues shelling the ever-widening hull gash*

Sord
Nov 9, 2007, 04:31 AM
hull gash was already closed, nothing to widen

Weeaboolits
Nov 9, 2007, 04:41 AM
Yes, please do try to keep up.

Out_Kast
Nov 9, 2007, 11:05 AM
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I wasn't essential, was I?

Weeaboolits
Nov 9, 2007, 11:13 AM
Apparently not if you were thrown overboard.

ShinMaruku
Nov 9, 2007, 12:05 PM
:E

Weeaboolits
Nov 9, 2007, 12:24 PM
*throws Maruku overboard*

TalHex
Nov 9, 2007, 12:47 PM
*more jaws music*

Out_Kast
Nov 9, 2007, 12:49 PM
*throws water onto the ship*
Splash!

TalHex
Nov 9, 2007, 12:52 PM
*fishy explosion* sploosh?"

Out_Kast
Nov 9, 2007, 12:55 PM
We will fight them on the beeches!
Well... Rooftops.

mizukage
Nov 9, 2007, 01:44 PM
Fishy explosion?

*jumps on hoverboard, flew away*

Randomness
Nov 9, 2007, 03:40 PM
Fine. Hull gash is closed. Wonder if you could close one underwater...?

*Helicopter fires torpedoes*

Weeaboolits
Nov 9, 2007, 03:43 PM
I didn't realize that helicopters were armed with torpedoes. ;o

Out_Kast
Nov 9, 2007, 03:52 PM
You'd be surprised what modern day Helicopters carry around with them.

TalHex
Nov 9, 2007, 04:58 PM
*puts on magnetized boots and walks up the side of the ship* oh the wonders of modern tech

Sord
Nov 9, 2007, 05:03 PM
helicopters don't generaly use torpedos (though they can,) there are however several planes that use torpedo bombs. They gennerally fly towards the broad side of a naval ship and drop their torpedo, where it falls into the water and continues towards the ship. For this reason (as well as dive bombers and submarines) naval boats are constantly turning dring naval warfare, in order to be harder to hit.



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astuarlen
Nov 9, 2007, 05:21 PM
On 2007-11-08 19:45, DizzyDi wrote:
...Well, can we at least fire some explosives?


See, this is terrible. A man like you shouldn't have to ask permission to create mayhem; you just go for it.
That's why I'm offering you a position on my crew. I only invite the best, the brightest, and the most badass bastards onboard. And we blow shit up every day before breakfast like it's nothing.

TalHex
Nov 9, 2007, 06:27 PM
On 2007-11-09 14:21, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-11-08 19:45, DizzyDi wrote:
...Well, can we at least fire some explosives?


See, this is terrible. A man like you shouldn't have to ask permission to create mayhem; you just go for it.
That's why I'm offering you a position on my crew. I only invite the best, the brightest, and the most badass bastards onboard. And we blow shit up every day before breakfast like it's nothing.



a man shouldn't even have to even think about creating mayhem it should just happen when he walks- *explosions reminiscent of 'nam* damn... thats what i'm talking about!

DizzyDi
Nov 9, 2007, 06:33 PM
On 2007-11-09 14:21, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-11-08 19:45, DizzyDi wrote:
...Well, can we at least fire some explosives?


See, this is terrible. A man like you shouldn't have to ask permission to create mayhem; you just go for it.
That's why I'm offering you a position on my crew. I only invite the best, the brightest, and the most badass bastards onboard. And we blow shit up every day before breakfast like it's nothing.



Sounds interesting...What other benefits do you offer?
Free dentists? 401k? What about a steady supply of wenches at my beck and call?

astuarlen
Nov 9, 2007, 07:01 PM
Flexible hours, a firm bed (good for your back), and a harsh mistress.
A few of the guys are pretty handy with a pair of pliers, so if you need a tooth pulled, we've got you covered.

Now, I don't allow crew members to keep pets or wenches on the ship, but you're welcome to mix business with pleasure (my PR people inform me that it's no longer acceptable to speak of "rape and pillaging").

ShinMaruku
Nov 9, 2007, 11:59 PM
On 2007-11-09 09:24, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
*throws Maruku overboard*


Tis merely a shadow copy. J00 will never fling me off! :E

Randomness
Nov 10, 2007, 12:00 AM
On 2007-11-09 16:01, astuarlen wrote:
Flexible hours, a firm bed (good for your back), and a harsh mistress.
A few of the guys are pretty handy with a pair of pliers, so if you need a tooth pulled, we've got you covered.

Now, I don't allow crew members to keep pets or wenches on the ship, but you're welcome to mix business with pleasure (my PR people inform me that it's no longer acceptable to speak of "rape and pillaging").



Want to borrow the helicopter? Maybe the radio to call in additional aircraft?

Speaking of which...

*radios for stealth bombers*

astuarlen
Nov 10, 2007, 10:13 AM
On 2007-11-09 21:00, Randomness wrote:
Want to borrow the helicopter? Maybe the radio to call in additional aircraft?


What does God need with a starship?

Randomness
Nov 10, 2007, 05:38 PM
On 2007-11-10 07:13, astuarlen wrote:

On 2007-11-09 21:00, Randomness wrote:
Want to borrow the helicopter? Maybe the radio to call in additional aircraft?


What does God need with a starship?



A way to conceal his actions as being natural occurences?

Weeaboolits
Nov 10, 2007, 06:22 PM
WE'RE STILL TOO HEAVY, GUYS

Out_Kast
Nov 10, 2007, 06:40 PM
Fine.
*throws self-copies off board*

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 10, 2007, 06:46 PM
On 2007-11-10 15:22, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
WE'RE STILL TOO HEAVY, GUYS

Use the small booster that boosts just as much as the M or L but weighs thrice as less.

Weeaboolits
Nov 10, 2007, 06:55 PM
We're already using that one.

Randomness
Nov 10, 2007, 08:39 PM
The bombers are here. They can help! (After all, if I blow most of the ship to pieces, what remains is MUCH lighter) BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!

*carpet bombing ensues*

Sord
Nov 10, 2007, 08:42 PM
*watches a carpet factory get blown up*

twisting words FTW http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Randomness
Nov 10, 2007, 08:47 PM
On 2007-11-10 17:42, Sord wrote:
*watches a carpet factory get blown up*

twisting words FTW http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Oh really? That carpet factory just happened to be a secret anti-air facility!

*Bomber wave reminiscent of WWII launches*

Sord
Nov 10, 2007, 08:48 PM
that's not twisting words, that's straight out changing http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Weeaboolits
Nov 10, 2007, 08:51 PM
WHAT THE CRAP YOU DON'T CARPET BOMB DURING A NAVAL BATTLE

Randomness
Nov 10, 2007, 09:05 PM
On 2007-11-10 17:51, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
WHAT THE CRAP YOU DON'T CARPET BOMB DURING A NAVAL BATTLE



Making sure you dont live by abandoning ship.

Weeaboolits
Nov 10, 2007, 09:22 PM
There's a reason they don't do it over water, though. >_>

Sord
Nov 10, 2007, 09:25 PM
anyone else have the "Carpet Bomb" attack from Worms playing through their head? Where the plane actually drops rolled up carpets that explode into fire?

Weeaboolits
Nov 10, 2007, 09:28 PM
I've never played Worms, I was actually thinking more of Mercenaries, since carpet bombing was one of my favorite air strikes. >;3

Randomness
Nov 10, 2007, 09:35 PM
On 2007-11-10 18:25, Sord wrote:
anyone else have the "Carpet Bomb" attack from Worms playing through their head? Where the plane actually drops rolled up carpets that explode into fire?



I had considered referencing that in response to you "twisting" my words. But yes, that did come to mind.

ShinMaruku
Nov 10, 2007, 11:36 PM
On 2007-11-10 15:22, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
WE'RE STILL TOO HEAVY, GUYS


*Boots you off*

Weeaboolits
Nov 10, 2007, 11:56 PM
snaps ._.

ShinMaruku
Nov 11, 2007, 12:05 AM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s53/sonnemondsternewmc/blood-raven-captain.jpg
:E

Weeaboolits
Nov 11, 2007, 12:42 AM
Hey, don't be bringing armor guys aboard, we need to lighten the load! D:<

ShinMaruku
Nov 11, 2007, 12:46 AM
They have their own ship.. :E

Sord
Nov 11, 2007, 12:47 AM
wha? ronin not' cap'n anymore. I'm not following a guy who doesn't make sense half the time

*boots Shin off as well*

Shadowpawn
Nov 11, 2007, 12:48 AM
I think you're too kind. Half the time my ass. ;|

ShinMaruku
Nov 11, 2007, 12:48 AM
Stop attackin shadows. XP

ShinMaruku
Nov 11, 2007, 12:50 AM
When I do you get mystified. ;o
I am an asset. XE

astuarlen
Nov 11, 2007, 01:15 AM
On 2007-11-10 21:50, ShinMaruku wrote:
I am an ass


Don't be so hard on yourself. ;(

ShinMaruku
Nov 11, 2007, 01:18 AM
Your words not mine.

astuarlen
Nov 11, 2007, 01:21 AM
Mi casa, su casa.
Your words, my words.
You are too kind.

ShinMaruku
Nov 11, 2007, 01:25 AM
Mien wille

astuarlen
Nov 11, 2007, 01:26 AM
I hope I'm in your will.
Got my eyes on that PS Triple.

ShinMaruku
Nov 11, 2007, 01:04 PM
You can get your own. ;o