My Mom ROCKS

[Zorafim]

After a child's birthday party, she made the kids clean up an entire trashed room in less than five minutes without the children complaining once.
How she does these things is beyond me.

[Moo2u]

My Mom SOCKS

[Scrub]

She hits them when you arent looking.

[Zorafim]

This is the first time she's seen most of these kids. Maybe I should elaborate.

Messy room, mom walks in. "Okay, let's see who can pick up the most trash by the time I count to ten. Ready? Go!"

Ten seconds later, the room is clean, the kids are laughing, everyone is in awe.

I really love my mother.

[Tact]

She needs to learn the art of dope-slapping from Mama Magliozzi.

And I'm giving about 50 cookies to anybody who knows who I'm talking about.

[astuarlen]

in bed

[BlackHat]

IE sucks. I'm going back to FireFox.

[Rasputin]

EI rocks. I'm backing got FireFox to.

[DizzyDi]

On 2007-11-13 16:49, astuarlen wrote:
in bed



PEOPLE ARE STEALING MY JOKES WTF! >:U

[astuarlen]

On 2007-11-13 17:26, BlackHat wrote:
IE sucks. I'm going back to FireFox.



get with SSJOpera13!11!!! [/pso]



Dizzy, if it isn't nailed, glued, bolted, or otherwise attached to the floor, it's fair game.

Edit: Oh, geewjus, I can't believe I missed this one:
Yo momma's so fat, she rocks my whole world.

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[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-11-13 15:30, Moo2u wrote:
My Mom SOCKS


That's messed up, unless sock em boppers are used, then its not a domestic abuse but plastic beach ball bubble sized wrap fist fun!

I think my friend got sock em boppers and Streets of Rage 1 the same birthday, pretty good combination when you're like 9.
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Also Cosby's dad made the party hardy kids quiet by saying Doctor Huxtable would give them a dollar if they stayed quiet.

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