Damn Raccoooooons!!!

[Moo2u]

A damn raccoon is inside my garbage can. I don't think it can get out. It's been screaming and banging on it all night, and I can't tune it out. I'd try to let it out if I knew it wouldn't attack me if it did, but as far as I'm concerned if I was trapped in a raccoon's garbage can, I'd want swift revenge on that raccoon...

Damn raccoons...they're pure evil!
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/03/01/01_raccoon_lgl.jpg

[Sord]

well, what you do is make sure there is a proper wieght at the top, holding the lid down. Take some sharp and cut a small hole in the top just large enough to fit a hose in. I think you know where I'm going with this.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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[foamcup]

Just go kick the can over and haul ass back to the front door, when it clears out, go pick up your trash. If you attempt kill it like Sord says, you go to jail. Take your pick.
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No flaming.


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[Moo2u]

Our trash can is huge. Not easy to tip over. Sides! Then I gotta clean up the damn mess afterwards!

[Blitzkommando]

This is why we invented shotguns.

[ShinMaruku]

Take a brick and be swift. Open the can and hit the bitch. That's why my bro does. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Moo2u]

I'm Canadian! We don't believe in guns! >.<

...but we do got plenty of bricks around the trash can area....hmm....

[PhotonDrop]

On 2007-11-18 20:10, ShinMaruku wrote:
Take a brick and be swift. Open the can and hit the bitch. That's why my bro does. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



2nd.

Fuck the Humane Society, they can't prove anything.

[Moo2u]

I'm seriously considering it...it's being awfully noisy out there...I should strike it first before it strikes me....

http://beepbeep.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/26/raccoon_attack_3.jpg

[TalHex]

cherry bombs work nicely... flip the lid and throw them in http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Tact]

Have you tried just contacting Pest Control? I'm sure they have those in Canada.

[TalHex]

and then there is c4 if you don't want to open the lid, just tap it to the side and run like hell

[Moo2u]

Update. I was hoping that the stupid raccoons would find a way out themselves, but this morning I tipped over our mondo trash can to let them out (the can is about a head smaller than me.)

I say raccoons plural because 3 of them were stupid enough to get stuck in there. I tip over the damn thing and wait, but none of them make their move. Finally one of them staggers out like a drunk, follow minutes later but a second one...

...the thrid one...well...I didn't examine it closely as it was stuck to the bottom of the trash can...and wasn't moving...

...I'll let the garbage man deal with that one...

[Tact]

Eww, you had a dead raccoon in your garbage can!? >_>

[DizzyDi]

Them Canadian raccoons sure know how to party.

[Moo2u]

Course, they drink Moose Head.
http://www.sevenpack.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/MooseheadLager.jpg

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-11-19 15:33, Moo2u wrote:
...I'll let the garbage man deal with that one...


I hope it was the time traveling garbage man from the Dilbert cartoon(but not cartoonimu from Japan). He met Animated S.Hawking #3.

Some news reports last year were about people tipping their garbage men. Not the same as tipping cows, or tipping over the raccoon filled cans, but yeah. These people get up early and such to do so after paying lots of garbage bills anyway? Crazy! If your Garbage man got messed up by zombie Raccoons I think you owe him something too Moo so your garbage still gets picked up during/after the holidays

[Moo2u]

If he gets messed up from zombie raccoons, I ain't tippin' him! I'm runnin' for the hills to one of my zombie/raccoon free safe houses!

If he successfully survives, I'll treat him to a Moosehead.