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PsNiBe
Nov 26, 2007, 01:23 AM
hi my name is the lovely miss Lady Lumps and i'll be your host for casino chat. if you got some neat story about how you won 1476 coins betting it all on the 0 spot, or you lost 410 coins betting it all on black, you can share your story here over some nice chai and biskitz.

actually i just wanted to tell you about something effin' weird that happened...

i was bettin last night doin' the dublin single range puttin mad loot on zone 1 cause there hadn't been one in like ever so i'm like "teh flood gatez is gon' break" and every time i would go over and put one on zero to cover my bases right and then sit on it well i did that and (first i have to tell you how i intentionally start music from my ipod and then pause it so there is only sound fx. i like it that way, don't know why) and so i hav the volume up too right and i swear to god as i'm sitting and the spinny light is goin round and i look at the coins i have left and it says 37 and right then stops and i swear to god i hear the girl go "red 37". and i'm like "wait..." and it's red 27 and i'm like "oh." but i know for a fact that i've heard her say a different number than what was picked on numberous occasions and then i got this weird feeling cause i was high that she was evil and mocking me cause she knew i was in deep and i couldn't afford another round after this one so then i gets this crazy idea that if i get my remaining coins to be the same number as my bet it would land on that. so first i put one on zero like i normally do so then it said 36 and i was like "alright thats even, bet on black" so i bet 16 on black making it 20 coins left and right then the chick goes "20 seconds left!" so i go over to the 13-24 range and i bet 16 on that and then i look and it says 4 so i go over to 4 and go to bet 4 on it but then i realize it'll be zero if i bet four, and now the chick is like "hurry up suckas!" so i only bet two on it and immediately afterwards am like "SH!!!!!!T!!!!!" having realized that i completely f*cked up all aspects of that plan, besides the fact that i abandoned the range that i had already invested mad loot in, and i just know that now its gonna land on it and i'm gonna be pissed so i wait and it DOES f*cking land on it. it lands on black 2. 2 coins left. black 2. i was right. and if i hadn't been too high and actually thought it through i could've made maaaaad off that. but at least i still had 38 coins left cause of that zero safety. they're gone now.

sigh. that's why i'm writing this, that's why im making casino chat. i'm bored. sooo bored.

pikachief
Nov 26, 2007, 01:37 AM
i cant believe i read all that... i need sleep...

Gnight!

(runs to get a brownie before going to bed >.<)