Ascension Gift: Don't purchase.

[Uncle_bob]

Unless you want to buff and heal enemies. I want my 20 silver coins back.

I was at Scarred Planet A, and used it at the last part of the map where the three grass assassins spawn. Suddenly I see +1000 appear over them and I see that they've been buffed with Shifta, too.

Just a warning. Don't waste your time, it's not an "artillery strike" at all.

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[Jao]

explain some more? heal eenmies?

[Arcturus]

Yes, please explain fully. I was saving up for one.

[Randomness]

Well, the SUV is totally random. I suppose it could have a bad effect to it.

[Ffuzzy-Logik]

It's a novelty item, of course it isn't as useful as Sturm Attacker.

[Uncle_bob]

It shouldn't be worth 20 silver, then. Just a warning to everyone else out there. Don't waste your time.

[Ffuzzy-Logik]

Everything in the Casino is a novelty item.

Why are you surprised?

[Jao]

maybe there might be something good out of it?

[Tita]

random properties? sounds like fun http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Uncle_bob]

On 2007-11-26 17:26, Ffuzzy-Logik wrote:
Everything in the Casino is a novelty item.

Why are you surprised?



"SUV artillery system.
Calls in artillery fire from a military satellite."

[DEM_CIG]

lmao thts good tht it sux cause i was never gona get it...

[RemiusTA]

The SUV has completely random effects.

I wouldnt be surprised if one of the effects incapacitates every enemy in the room while the other completley heals and buffs them.

[Rosenbroch]

I love the Ascension Gift. Most fun I've had for a while. And no offense, but you probably should have researched the SUV before hand.

There are a few attacks, chosen at random.
-Fat Rappy, does a nice chunk of damage over a large area and has a chance to stun.
-Megaton Weight, does a nice chunk of damage over a large area.
-Light Weight, heals enemies and buffs them with Shifta.
-Giant Mushroom, deals minor damage and also poisons.
-Cosmo Fountain, the same as the room decoration, deals little damage on a very small area.

I've yet to buff a boss, but I'm still trying.



Keep in mind that Sturm is still far better for damage, though not quite as fun.


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[Kelvie]

O_o I love it ! I am definitly buying it and I am gonna use it for sure.

[zandra117]

The OP probably only used it once and thus never saw the 4 other damage dealing effects.

[Uncle_bob]

Quite. Is it worth using for these other things it does? Since I can't sell it.. :|

[Rosenbroch]

If all you want is damage, do not use it. Stick with Sturm instead.

[Uncle_bob]

Sorry, I guess it was stupid of me to think an SUV would do damage rather than buff enemies.

[LanVanDam13]

wtf where is heavens punisher suv thang people told me the gift was thank you 4 the info i wont be coppin this at all

[KRKcl17]

Sorry, but raining a giant ass rappy on your enemies is more than rewarding. I haven't had a single negative effect with it either, though I could see it happening. It's really not supposed to replace your obviously more powerful SUV, but instead be a funny little addition. Just my thoughts. >_>

[MrNomad]

Bah, looks like all the new SUVs given at the start aren't comparable to Sturm and Grom > <

[Longtail]

I'm totally getting it, eventually... I'd rather use the 20 silver for bets right now.
I'm going to be using that in my rappy suit, with al tippies...

[Chaosgyro]

On 2007-11-26 18:07, LanVanDam13 wrote:
wtf where is heavens punisher suv thang people told me the gift was thank you 4 the info i wont be coppin this at all



That's the Paradis Cara-something or other, and unless I'm mistaken we haven't had it released yet.

[KRKcl17]

On 2007-11-26 18:54, Chaosgyro wrote:

On 2007-11-26 18:07, LanVanDam13 wrote:
wtf where is heavens punisher suv thang people told me the gift was thank you 4 the info i wont be coppin this at all



That's the Paradis Cara-something or other, and unless I'm mistaken we haven't had it released yet.



It's not even released in JP yet. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[AlphaMinotaux]

I want this SUV more than anything in game but I can't gamble for shit, can i say shit on these boards? Anyway I wan't this SUV so bad. I want to drop a toilet on enemies ; ;

[RedMussel]

Its funny, half of th people i told what the suv was they said, i thought it was that rain one...

[Akio]

All it is, is a fun little SUV. It brings fun to the game, besides, its nothing im sure that many cant handle if the enemies get a little buffs + resta. I can't wait till i start dropping rappy kings on my enemies head. Although with mention of weights, part of me would like to see kamikaze watermelons started coming out along with super blah. (demented cartoon rocks!!! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif )

[tailz]

lmao i woulda loved to been in his party when he used that...

"watch this guys, this is how you whipe out an entire room in one shot"

*blasts the SUV*

...................................

"WTF?!?!!!!!!!"

(rest of party) - "ya... real good bob...... reaaaaal good..."

hehe jk, i woulda been ticked too if thats what i saw the first time i used it... its takin me FOREVER to get 20 silver but im still excited about it

[Broodstar1337]

It's a little heal and a buff. Big whoop, we play quite possibly the easiest RPG on the market. You'll still kill it.

[Wallin]

Does anyone have screenshots of this SUV, especially the light weight effect? There's nothing in the database.

[Kion]

now i don't feel so bad about losing 23 silver coins on one spin earlier today. looks like i would have simply gotten worthless crap.

[Kairi_Li]

For god's sake is meant to be a half gag SUV that was meant for us to laugh and poke fun at. Its for fun!

Next time you plan to blow you coins, look up the item and see if its worth it! If its not on the Item database, ask here!

If you don't care for laughs and novelty, stick to your Sturm. Just because you didn't like it doesn't make it worthless.

[amtalx]

Wait until we get Paradis Cataracte.

[CelestialBlade]

I don't give a shit what it does, dropping WEIGHTS? Hel yeh.

[Saito S]

You know, after reading the various possibilities of what this SUV can do... I want one way more than I did before. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Sounds like it's good for epic lulz.

[Turambar]

Damage via Cosmo Fountain makes it worth it as it is.

[Tita]

On 2007-11-26 21:35, Broodstar1337 wrote:
It's a little heal and a buff. Big whoop, we play quite possibly the easiest RPG on the market. You'll still kill it.

yup. i was thinking of having parties where Ascension Gift is the only allowed SUV.

what makes psu great is that you can make it as hard as you want or as chill as you want... or as ridiculously fun as you want http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[Novenia]

Haha that's awesome. I'm going to get it just to piss people off. Lol.

[Noblewine]

LOL So this is a SUV that does Random stuff... XD
Sega is adding summonings. I bet seeing a Rappy fall on enemies will be halirious.

[Noblewine]

Sorry =/


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[Noblewine]

Sorry =/

Labtop is acting up... <.<


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[Tatha-kitten]

meh, i'll just get something else then, http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif i want useful and awesome stuff before the gimmicks i won't always use.

[Sinue_v2]

-Cosmo Fountain, the same as the room decoration, deals little damage on a very small area.

This alone makes the SUV worth the purchase.

[Sharkyland]

Why am I reminded of those enemy skills from Final Fantasy VII?

[MetalIdol876]

If I can get past 1 silver it's the only thing I want in the Casino atm... ;_;

[pikachief]

On 2007-11-26 17:34, Rosenbroch wrote:
I love the Ascension Gift. Most fun I've had for a while. And no offense, but you probably should have researched the SUV before hand.

There are a few attacks, chosen at random.
-Fat Rappy, does a nice chunk of damage over a large area and has a chance to stun.
-Megaton Weight, does a nice chunk of damage over a large area.
-Light Weight, heals enemies and buffs them with Shifta.
-Giant Mushroom, deals minor damage and also poisons.
-Cosmo Fountain, the same as the room decoration, deals little damage on a very small area.

I've yet to buff a boss, but I'm still trying.



Keep in mind that Sturm is still far better for damage, though not quite as fun.


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my friend drop a toilet on an enemy and he told me what seems to be my favorite effect on anything in this game... this si what he told me...

"I used the ascensions gift once and a toilet dropped on an enemy. Yea it hit the enemy for 1000 then HEALED the enemy for 1000"

lol do it supposedly does damage then heals right back the damage it does! XD

I NEED IT http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Sol_B4dguy]

That SUV needs moar concrete donkey and banana bomb. As it is now, I might get it for my cast if I manage to save enough coinage. Just gotta remember to quit when I'm ahead. >_>

[beatrixkiddo]

This SUV is so weak.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7978/psu20071127035629003ea4.jpg

[Wallin]

Err, does anyone have screenshots or videos of this thing so I can actually see it? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[KRKcl17]

On 2007-11-27 17:01, beatrixkiddo wrote:
This SUV is so weak.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7978/psu20071127035629003ea4.jpg



Can't say I've had that powerful of mysterious evil, but I like my Ascension Gift http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Hyper_Rappy]

i dont know, it sound like it would be fun to use. But its SO not worth 20 silver coins.(i can bearly get over 5)

[Wallin]

Silence, don't tempt me into buying Al Tippies! (So adorable, like climbing monkies but 10x cuter and yet equally weak!)

[Pentence]

Pfft i blew a gold a GOLD and i say acension gift chainsawd and two room items was worth it(bet n lost the rest XD) i love em all also DUH all SUVs call down an atack from a military sattilite THATS THIER DEFINITION they just rehased it becouse they didnt want to spoil the surprise.Also what acension gift was has been know around here for awhile you should have researched it first mate.

[Carlo210]

I'll buy an ascension ginft on the xbox 360.
Unless you can't sell prizes like that..

[pikachief]

u cant http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Jao]

lol i luv carlos sig!

[Pentence]

On 2007-11-27 21:35, Carlo210 wrote:
I'll buy an ascension ginft on the xbox 360.
Unless you can't sell prizes like that..


How many times has this been reitereated?NO you can not sell trade,drop,gift wrap etc ANY casino prizes period.They are linked to your account like tech discs and pa frags.

This serves to make them even rarer and mroe wrothy to get.

*goes and hugs chainsawd* OW forgot to turn it off.....*picks up left hand*

[HotokoHoshi]

If i had a CAST I would totally get it. It sounds freaking hilarious. But I bet it would make the party mad everytime you SUV'd and it was a dud. But it's a funny dud, right? >.>

[Turambar]

Question, I know casino items can't be sold/traded, but can it be common boxed like the lvled PA discs?

[Carlo210]

I don't think anyone would care if the enemies get buffed.
What is that, like a whole extra 5 seconds it would take to kill the enemy?

[Shiro_Ryuu]

Heals enemies? I have just lol'd so hard.

[Schubalts]

On 2007-11-28 14:42, Turambar wrote:
Question, I know casino items can't be sold/traded, but can it be common boxed like the lvled PA discs?



They can be common boxed. Coins and prizes are just like PA frags: locked to your account, but not to a specific character.

[MetalIdol876]

I'm kind of frustrated that the Casino doesn't have a Meseta-to-Coin conversion, but at the same time I'm overjoyed that it doesn't because it makes those items even more sweeter.

Even if i'll never have Ascension Gift... ;_;