Court

[Randomness]

Welcome to court.

(Dis)Honorable me presiding.

Anyone care to charge anyone else with a "crime"?

Please provide all relevant "evidence" with the accusation.

The accused has an arbitrary amount of time to respond to the charges with thier own "evidence".

After said arbitrary time, I will pass "judgement" and impose a "sentence"

Court is now in session.

[Sord]

reminds me of a the old ADTP vs FKL thread, talk about a nonstalgia trip

[BlackHat]

Captain Crunch.

[Skuda]

Objection!

[Weeaboolits]

OVERRULED!

[Sgt_Shligger]

Hmm. . . I have a case for you.

Sgt_Shligger v. The Board of Fresh Kills Landfill

The crime is people consistently misspelling my name. It's fine to use one of the many alterations, vast in number for reasons unknown, but it is not fine that people get lazy and make up some random spelling. Whenever one posts my name they should be forced to use one of these pre-established spellings which all disclude my title "sergeant." The title may be added before the word (though the spelling of it is not as important).

-Shligger
-Shliggles
-Shligg
-Shliggy
-Shiggles
-Shiggler
-Shliggler
-Shliggly
-Shilgger

Evidence: There have been countless misspellings of my name, as stated earlier. Here are a few examples, some in the thread topic itself!

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=148181&forum=14 *Look to the topic title!*

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=155152&forum=14 *The second post!*

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=156173&forum=14 *Even the veterans violate it.*

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=139286&forum=14 *This is the worst, use of "Sch" in the name's spelling.*

And I know I could find more then a few forum members who can vouch there are more examples.

_________________________

All in all, I wish for my name to be spelled correctly on a regular bases. The punishments to those who transgress this may be left to the court.

[Tact]

You make a good case, Schlugkleps. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[foamcup]

I am outraged that people keep misspelling Shaggy's name.

[BlackHat]

You have a good point Shlygger.

[CherryLunar]

Aw... Shliggerpoodle... :3

[Masou]

the prinnies...they're back again...

[Tact]

On 2007-12-01 12:37, Masou wrote:
the prinnies...they're back again...



Are you implying that this is the Dark Court in some Item World?

[Masou]

maybe it's just because i came from the disgaea thread but...
that's what it made me think of http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Shadowpawn]

Bob's right, we should spell his name correctly.

*gets pulled to the side*

Oh...it's not!?

[Randomness]

The accused has had plenty of time to reply.

In replying, elements of the accused have exacerbated the crime.

Thus, I hereby rule in favor of the plaintiff.

The sentence is that from now on, anyone who commits this offense is to be referenced in the thread the violation takes place in as "Glkashf".

That means you, Glkashfs #1-5!

[Sord]

sue happy shligger

[Randomness]

Are you just making a comment, or do you want to sue him for being happy?

I prefer the latter, myself.

[TalHex]

i'm still wondering why an anarchy like FKL has a court system

[Tact]

On 2007-12-01 20:02, TalonKitsune wrote:
i'm still wondering why an anarchy like FKL has a court system



Keep in mind, this isn't Scrub-approved. That means it's unofficial.

[Ketchup345]

On 2007-11-30 21:56, Sord wrote:
reminds me of a the old ADTP vs FKL thread, talk about a nonstalgia tripI remember that. The one time we actually tried to hold a trial before burning the accused at the steak.

[Moo2u]

On 2007-12-01 20:02, TalonKitsune wrote:
i'm still wondering why an anarchy like FKL has a court system



It's a nonsensical court, like Alice in Wonderland.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Moo2u/Funny%20pics/court.jpg

[Sgt_Shligger]

The sentence is that from now on, anyone who commits this offense is to be referenced in the thread the violation takes place in as "Glkashf".

So anyone who misspells my name is now a "Glkashf?" That's it http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif?

[Blitzkommando]

On 2007-12-01 00:10, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
Hmm. . . I have a case for you.

Sgt_Shligger v. The Board of Fresh Kills Landfill

The crime is people consistently misspelling my name. It's fine to use one of the many alterations, vast in number for reasons unknown, but it is not fine that people get lazy and make up some random spelling. Whenever one posts my name they should be forced to use one of these pre-established spellings which all disclude my title "sergeant." The title may be added before the word (though the spelling of it is not as important).

-Shligger
-Shliggles
-Shligg
-Shliggy
-Shiggles
-Shiggler
-Shliggler
-Shliggly
-Shilgger

Evidence: There have been countless misspellings of my name, as stated earlier. Here are a few examples, some in the thread topic itself!

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=148181&forum=14 *Look to the topic title!*

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=155152&forum=14 *The second post!*

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=156173&forum=14 *Even the veterans violate it.*

http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=139286&forum=14 *This is the worst, use of "Sch" in the name's spelling.*

And I know I could find more then a few forum members who can vouch there are more examples.

_________________________

All in all, I wish for my name to be spelled correctly on a regular bases. The punishments to those who transgress this may be left to the court.


Whenever I see your name I read it as "Sgt_Shitslinger".

[DizzyDi]

Ninjas won't give my president back. I wanna take legal akshun!

[Skuda]

Cdt. Shlorper?

[Randomness]

Alright then. Any ninjas out there, you are now being sued.

You have until I say so to respond.

[TalHex]

err sorry i kidnapped the ninjas that kidnapped the president *releases the ninjas that kidnapped the president*

[Skuda]

I think Cdt. Shlorper should come and post in his thread again. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[foamcup]

On 2007-12-01 21:31, Moo2u wrote:

It's a nonsensical court, like Canada.

[Moo2u]

FACT!

[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2007-12-02 01:34, Norvekh wrote:

On 2007-12-01 00:10, Sgt_Shligger wrote:
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Whenever I see your name I read it as "Sgt_Shitslinger".



That joke's old http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif