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Jehosaphaty
Dec 17, 2007, 03:55 PM
Christmas-time Lexus and Zales' diamonds commercials. Puke. no more, please.

ABDUR101
Dec 17, 2007, 03:59 PM
Those Jared commercials make me sick.

"He went to Jared."
"He went to Jared?"
"He went to Jared!"
"He went to *BOOMHEADSHOT*

Ketchup345
Dec 17, 2007, 04:06 PM
On 2007-12-17 12:59, ABDUR101 wrote:
Those Jared commercials make me sick.

"He went to Jared."
"He went to Jared?"
"He went to Jared!"
"He went to *BOOMHEADSHOT*I think this is the first year I remember Jared commercials. They are way too common and often horrible and painful to watch/listen to.

I don't see many Lexus, but those Hyundai ones (the "duh" ones) are getting annoying.

amtalx
Dec 17, 2007, 04:07 PM
On 2007-12-17 12:59, ABDUR101 wrote:
Those Jared commercials make me sick.

"He went to Jared."
"He went to Jared?"
"He went to Jared!"
"He went to *BOOMHEADSHOT*



Can someone get this man a Pulitzer?

CrimsomWolf
Dec 17, 2007, 04:12 PM
In my country, most TV commercial periods lasts like, 20 min....

Imagine, you're watching your favorite movie and suddenly it gets cut, and you're watching some dumb commercials for next 20 minutes until movie will start again... It's so fucked up....

Blitzkommando
Dec 17, 2007, 05:29 PM
I'd much rather have one single 20 minute commercial break than ten 5 minute commercial breaks within the show. At least with that one long break I have time to take a dump and fix something to eat.

But yes, Jared commercials piss me off almost as much as TRY THIS NEW OXICLEAN WHILE I YELL AT YOU IN A HORRIBLY ANNOYING VOICE! or Head-On commercials.

Midicronica
Dec 17, 2007, 08:39 PM
Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!

I've never seen the Jared commercials, so I can consider myself lucky. I get overrun with Dodge red tag clearance sell and Zale's diamond commercials.

Jehosaphaty
Dec 17, 2007, 08:44 PM
I wonder if the jared syndrome would work with bosses for promotions.

Raine_Loire
Dec 18, 2007, 02:09 AM
You know, commercials are the one thing I don't miss about American TV... We have the army network here, and the commercials have convinced my 0% body fat 5 year old that he is obese and going to die.

I'd take the Jared commercials... although I can imagine low budget commercials insinuating men who love their women buy them jewelry would piss off most men.

Solstis
Dec 18, 2007, 02:24 AM
Don't forget that every Kiss Begins With Kay's.

omegapirate2k
Dec 18, 2007, 10:25 AM
There is a commercial for a local Toronto business called "Olivers Diamonds" and it consists of the owner telling us how much he wants our diamonds.

To be honest, he looks like a fucking Rapist.

PhotonDrop
Dec 18, 2007, 11:36 AM
On 2007-12-18 07:22, Broodstar1337 wrote:
I saw the thread subject and I expected:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a6/1148550915225.jpg/600px-1148550915225.jpg


A car and a wall made from Dethklok? How does that work? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

On Topic:

I'd be pissed if my beau bought me a car or jewelry for Christmas, because a car is the gift that keeps on taking, with insurance and all that jazz, and jewelry... meh it's just not worth the hefty price tag.

ABDUR101
Dec 18, 2007, 12:08 PM
On 2007-12-18 07:22, Broodstar1337 wrote:
I saw the thread subject and I expected:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a6/1148550915225.jpg/600px-1148550915225.jpg


The occupants die, thats what.

xeku
Dec 18, 2007, 08:54 PM
Well, hell...if someone wants to buy me a Lexus for Christmas (provided it's paid in full), don't let me get in your way..
But yeah, the commercials are a bit lame.

joluh
Dec 18, 2007, 10:57 PM
Well in the channel I watch, 90% of the commercials are either Alcholic Drinks or Perfumes, which I don't mind because most of the time they're very amusing and creative.

Sinue_v2
Dec 18, 2007, 11:30 PM
Best Diamond Commercial Ever (http://www.80stees.com/movie/diamonds.mpeg)

ABDUR101
Dec 18, 2007, 11:35 PM
On 2007-12-18 20:30, Sinue_v2 wrote:
Best Diamond Commercial Ever (http://www.80stees.com/movie/diamonds.mpeg)


hahah, yeah, pretty much. Though really, thats like a payment of $19.95 on the cost of the diamond.

Besides, anyone who doesn't do that already needs to get a grip with the times!

panzer_unit
Dec 21, 2007, 05:10 PM
I bought a car for my wife on a whim because she liked it so much.

ProTip: don't.