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DizzyDi
Dec 21, 2007, 07:38 PM
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4070/maskedjungleoi7.jpg

SO THE ONLY BLACKIE IN ZELDA IS A MASKED JUNGLE WARRIOR?
FUCK YOU NINTENDO!

TalHex
Dec 21, 2007, 07:43 PM
usually i would respond with a counter point but i can't think of one... hmmm... dizzy i think you might actually be on to something (unfortunately)

ABDUR101
Dec 21, 2007, 07:54 PM
Look at de size of de watahmellun muscle on him!

ShinMaruku
Dec 21, 2007, 08:10 PM
There are no brothas in Mario, it's obvious Nintendo hates black people.

AlexCraig
Dec 21, 2007, 08:10 PM
Sure he's black? Looks green.

EJ
Dec 21, 2007, 08:12 PM
well aren't goombas brown? *that's all i can come up with*

-.-

TalHex
Dec 21, 2007, 08:17 PM
geeze and look what they did to the Arabs! *gandorf*

ShinMaruku
Dec 21, 2007, 08:19 PM
Nintendo is a bunch of haters. :E

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 21, 2007, 09:19 PM
On 2007-12-21 17:19, ShinMaruku wrote:
Nintendo is a bunch of haters. :E


They gave you your favorite Zelda Ginger Witches though:

http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/9/99/Din.gif (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Din_%28oracle%29)

TalHex
Dec 21, 2007, 09:21 PM
On 2007-12-21 18:19, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-12-21 17:19, ShinMaruku wrote:
Nintendo is a bunch of haters. :E


They gave you your favorite Zelda Ginger Witches though:

http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/9/99/Din.gif (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Din_%28oracle%29)


hey i remember her!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 21, 2007, 09:27 PM
The internet does not have the Gameboy cutscene available where Link meets her in some disco dance off in the forest when you start the game.

Link either blushes/falls down/or both while she gets taken away by ghost-burglars or whatever the story was.

TalHex
Dec 21, 2007, 09:32 PM
On 2007-12-21 18:27, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
The internet does not have the Gameboy cutscene available where Link meets her in some disco dance off in the forest when you start the game.

Link either blushes/falls down/or both while she gets taken away by ghost-burglars or whatever the story was.



every one knows that dorthy from the wizard of oz (clad in stolen plate armor!) captures her, whisking her away in a blue tornado!

AlexCraig
Dec 21, 2007, 09:34 PM
(<< Devout Zelda fanatic) >_>...

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 21, 2007, 09:35 PM
Dirt farm Dorthy?
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/BadDudes.png

ShinMaruku
Dec 21, 2007, 09:36 PM
On 2007-12-21 18:19, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-12-21 17:19, ShinMaruku wrote:
Nintendo is a bunch of haters. :E


They gave you your favorite Zelda Ginger Witches though:

http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/9/99/Din.gif (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Din_%28oracle%29)


A sign of their evil. They worship Ginger Witches you uinderstand

TalHex
Dec 21, 2007, 09:40 PM
they also worship blue haired witches

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 21, 2007, 09:41 PM
But
You like ginger witches more than regular witches, its common knowledge now.

TalHex
Dec 21, 2007, 09:53 PM
black/silver haired witches > blue haired witches > ginger witches (only the young good looking ones, and yes i know i am a heathen fool)

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 21, 2007, 09:54 PM
I meant to say that to the Shin-face with his sig currently having his ginger witch, Final Fantasy style in there.

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Nintendo has a thing for the jungle books.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/gorillastick_large.jpg
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Although that is one bad controller. You have to play the Super Mario World with that.

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TalHex
Dec 21, 2007, 10:37 PM
ah... for some reason i suddenly wish i either had no pupils, or slitted pupils and mirror like irises...

UnderscoreX
Dec 22, 2007, 12:03 AM
http://i2.tinypic.com/8g8t7nr.jpg

Super Smash Brotha's?! There aint one brotha in there! If that shit was on the Triple you'd be gettin like Dre, Tupac, Biggie, Nas aiiiiiiight.

PhotonDrop
Dec 22, 2007, 12:53 AM
On 2007-12-21 18:54, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/gorillastick_large.jpg


Aw hell, I remember I had one of those things. Helped me beat the smack out of Bison and his Psycho Crusher-happy ass.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: PhotonDrop on 2007-12-21 22:34 ]</font>

Shadowpawn
Dec 22, 2007, 01:06 AM
Psst, PD. Your code is showing. >_>

PhotonDrop
Dec 22, 2007, 01:33 AM
On 2007-12-21 22:06, Shadowpawn wrote:
Psst, PD. Your code is showing. >_>



I'm aware, I've been submitting the correction for about 10 minutes now. PSOW's been moving at random speeds for me, and I know it's not my router since every other site I frequent loads perfectly.

ShinMaruku
Dec 22, 2007, 03:22 AM
Lighting is a blonde witch. >_>

Solstis
Dec 22, 2007, 01:24 PM
Has anyone seen the black Miis? Seriously. Looks like blackface, lolimmacharginmalazer.

Moo2u
Dec 22, 2007, 01:42 PM
I made a Chewbacca Mii....

....that is all.

HUnewearl_Meira
Dec 22, 2007, 01:51 PM
On 2007-12-21 16:38, DizzyDi wrote:
SO THE ONLY BLACKIE IN ZELDA IS A MASKED JUNGLE WARRIOR?
FUCK YOU NINTENDO!



You would display open disappointment in a noble heritage?

ShinMaruku
Dec 22, 2007, 04:28 PM
Jungle warriors are oft viewed as savages.

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 02:54 AM
Odolwa was such a badass boss.

ShinMaruku
Dec 23, 2007, 03:27 AM
Alpha was a wonky boss

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 03:28 AM
But Alpha 5 was a badass, regardless.

ShinMaruku
Dec 23, 2007, 03:29 AM
But he don't hiss.

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 03:30 AM
Hissing is the language of devils. Alpha 5 was a saint, you heretic.

ShinMaruku
Dec 23, 2007, 03:31 AM
I celebrate hissing not. Witch. :E

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 03:34 AM
I am above your feeble definitions, mortal.

ShinMaruku
Dec 23, 2007, 03:37 AM
I am as far above a mortal as they are to an archaea.

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 03:39 AM
You lie so bad.

ShinMaruku
Dec 23, 2007, 03:40 AM
What is lie, what is truth, not for you to decide.

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 03:43 AM
But the obvious doesn't need to be sorted.

ShinMaruku
Dec 23, 2007, 03:44 AM
Your sight is clouded seer.

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 03:45 AM
Ben Stein and his magic potion proves you wrong, false prophet.

ShinMaruku
Dec 23, 2007, 03:46 AM
Never divined yet.

omegapirate2k
Dec 23, 2007, 03:46 AM
On 2007-12-21 21:03, UnderscoreX wrote:
http://i2.tinypic.com/8g8t7nr.jpg

Super Smash Brotha's?! There aint one brotha in there! If that shit was on the Triple you'd be gettin like Dre, Tupac, Biggie, Nas aiiiiiiight.



Major cool points right there.

PhotonDrop
Dec 23, 2007, 03:49 AM
You never got your PSTripple?

Tystys
Dec 23, 2007, 10:29 AM
I love how this conversation went from rampant racism in Nintendo games to some philosophical bullshit about hissing or what-nought.

Fucking ridiculous, lol

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 23, 2007, 11:57 PM
Attacked by the Shin Maruku gene.

Vaccinate your topics now!

ShinMaruku
Dec 24, 2007, 12:14 PM
It's evolution, don't fight it. :E