DAMN CAT

[Sord]

So I just woke up a moment ago (fell asleep at like 4pm.) I was in a dream where I was racing, some long one with several miles on it. The race has pretty much taken up the whole of my dreams. It's finally down to the last stretch. I put on a last burst of speed. Then suddenly, my legs get heavy behind my knees. And if anything ever feels genuinely heavy in a dream, someything is wrong in reality. I wake up, and find that my DAMN CAT has just layed down on my legs. FUCKING FAT ASS CAT.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

That one giganto orange cat is actually real says about.com urban legends.

Also Garfield is a fatcat who likes sleep and doesn't bother other people sleeping!

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t194/Blanks_2007/Disney%20Tubes/Garfield/Sleeping.png
He does this though:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c187/jacuspotus/lga071001.gif

Could have been worse, you could have exploded off the track into the background like the Speed Racer disposable enemy cars.

[Solstis]

Did you pick up your cat?

I have yet to meet a cat that likes being picked up (tolerate, yes).

[Uncle_bob]

Go back to bed, Sordfield.

[ShinMaruku]

All I got is a pitbull.