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Sord
Dec 24, 2007, 12:28 AM
I've got the milk and cookies boobie trapped with a prozmity mine on the table's underside. There's trip wires on all the doors and screens that will fire euthanization darts (with enough to take down an elephant, cause we all know Santa is one fat bastard.) And beside me is my trusty Golden Gun. Prepare to be one-shotted fat man, all your presents are belong to me.

(more traps to be added throughout the day)

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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 24, 2007, 12:34 AM
"Santa Claus is gunning you do-wn!!"

"But I've brought Tri-ominos!"
Sord
Dec 24, 2007, 12:42 AM
Need to install some ground-to-air turrets on the roof, maybe some flame throwers in the front yard to incinerate any reindeer droppings that might fall. The christmas tree shall hide a nail bomb. For old time's sake I've aimed a napoleon canon at the front door.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 24, 2007, 12:46 AM
"Ho-ho-ho Merry Fishmas!"

Mr. Burns, not only rich and a rich bastard but regular bastard too!
Moo2u
Dec 24, 2007, 02:40 AM
Christmas is the day Santa died for our gifts, and then returned from the dead, and moved to the North Pole. So every year we celebrate Santa that he may return upon us and give us eternal presents.
Masou
Dec 24, 2007, 03:36 AM
1:39am now...however...
isn't today christmas eve though?
it's not christmas yet? or am i missing something?
Out_Kast
Dec 24, 2007, 05:16 AM
I take it you don't like Santa.
Does that mean you're against the Easter Bunny too?



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Shadowpawn
Dec 24, 2007, 06:27 AM
Silly Sord, Santa has elf hitmen at his employ to disarm your traps with their own bodies if need be. I'm sorry but you better a hit of a shot to deal with an disposable army of over 9000!
Sord
Dec 24, 2007, 08:56 AM
On 2007-12-24 03:27, Shadowpawn wrote:
Silly Sord, Santa has elf hitmen at his employ to disarm your traps with their own bodies if need be. I'm sorry but you better a hit of a shot to deal with an disposable army of over 9000!


use their massive numbers against them by sending lightning through their crowd, arcing from one to another and burning them all to a crisp

*finishes building generator*
ShinMaruku
Dec 25, 2007, 02:29 PM
Do you know where your children are?