To my secretest sweetiepie,

[astuarlen]

I fear this may seem sudden, but I can no longer keep my true feelings chained up in this dank dungeon of denial, sunk deep 'neath the wormy, black soil. Be free, you words, you songbirds, you troubadours of heart's sincerest delight! In you I find bliss, sweet one whose presence is like syrup--rich, real maple syrup--poured upon the pancakes of my days. The bees may keep their honey or share it with the birds, but my life would be complete if I could have you on my breakfast table every morning, nevermind the sticky mess. Though this hunger grows with every thought, all other sustenance lies tasteless on my tongue, an unworthy answer to my truest need. Deliver me from starvation; bring me your lucky charms.
XOXO

[Uncle_bob]

Aw. I love you, too.

[DizzyDi]

I think Ast is catching Shin Maruku disease.

[Sord]

needs more waffles

[Firocket1690]

'cause all the cool kids know waffles > pancakes

[Solstis]

On 2007-12-27 23:50, Firocket1690 wrote:
'cause all the cool kids know waffles > pancakes



Cool kids don't know what's up. Go to IHOP and come away smelling like meat, it's the real life, y'all.

[Mayu]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w69/Frankori/omegametroid.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-12-27 23:11, Uncle_bob wrote:
What.

[amtalx]

On 2007-12-27 23:10, astuarlen wrote:
my life would be complete if I could have you on my breakfast table every morning, nevermind the sticky mess.



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH...

[Wyndham]

I broke up with you because you painted a care bear on my ass.

[ShinMaruku]

:E

[astuarlen]

Believe me, Oran, I wouldn't touch your ass with a ten-foot paintbrush.

ShinMaruku: right back atcha.

[AlexCraig]

On 2007-12-28 03:30, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-12-27 23:11, Uncle_bob wrote:
What.

[astuarlen]

Don't bust a neuron!

[AlexCraig]

Meh...

[EJ]

o;

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Hey, guys-- guys, seriously. Seriously, guys. Really. Guys, I mean it. Don't get too excited. We all know she's not talking to any one of us.

Elle amor is High Fructose Corn Syrup.

[amtalx]

The white man's poison.

[astuarlen]

Everything issues forth from Corn, Our New God.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Corn building is next to the milk building, zoning law.

[amtalx]

Why buy the milk when you can get the corn for free?

[Solstis]

Quality over cornity.

[geewj]

Hey guys, quit corning out. You're throwing the demand all out of whack.

Ladies, please continue.

[astuarlen]

I didn't realize third-person was your thing, mi'ladies.

[Wyndham]

I know, you used spray paint.

[DizzyDi]

DID SOMEBODY SAY CORN!?
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[Wyndham]

Dizzy, don't make me poke you with a pen.

[ShinMaruku]

On 2007-12-28 22:16, astuarlen wrote:
Everything issues forth from Corn, Our New God.


Now that's just Corny. ;o

[geewj]

On 2007-12-29 09:52, astuarlen wrote:
I didn't realize third-person was your thing, mi'ladies.



Third person and ladies...?

I have no objections.

[Angelo]

On 2007-12-28 21:46, amtalx wrote:
The white man's poison.



Mayonnaise

[astuarlen]

I hope you're a good multitasker.

[geewj]

I've two heads, though only one can chew gum.

[Leviathan]

On 2007-12-28 15:06, astuarlen wrote:
Believe me, Oran, I wouldn't touch your ass with a ten-foot paintbrush.


She will touch it with a twelve, thirteen, fourteen &et cetera foot pole.

[ShinMaruku]

I'M SO HOOOOD!

[Shadowpawn]

KEPPING IT GANGSTA!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-12-29 15:57, geewj wrote:
Third person and ladies...?

I have no objections.

You should.

Tomb Raider has become the cream of the corn. It was even popular when it was a bad, bad, bad, game series.

[geewj]

On 2007-12-30 01:27, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-12-29 15:57, geewj wrote:
Third person and ladies...?

I have no objections.

You should.

Tomb Raider has become the cream of the corn. It was even popular when it was a bad, bad, bad, game series.



Yeah, but I never have to play the games, and when I see their advertisements I get to be reminded of Angelina Jolie.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

But they made two movies and the second one was mad corny. And Jolie won't be making any more, perhaps corn farming has become more profitable and acceptable as a worldly deed.

That is, only if you give up excess corn supply to those without - those who would benefit from charitable corn donations.

[MetaZedlen]

I thought that astuarlen was reciting poetry there for a minute...

That didn't seem too corny...

[HUnewearl_Meira]

On 2007-12-30 03:22, geewj wrote:
Yeah, but I never have to play the games, and when I see their advertisements I get to be reminded of Angelina Jolie.


The vast majority of her body exists solely as a vessel to transport her lips.

[Wyndham]

aw, Levi is so pretty.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2007-12-30 11:58, Wyndham wrote:
aw, Levi is so pretty.

Yeah, pretty stinky.

[Leviathan]

Pretty Handsome Awkward.

<Bubmlebee gets chased by Barricade.>

[DizzyDi]

Your image is too big. Tone it down a bit.