View Full Version : Behold the power of facepalm
amtalx
Dec 31, 2007, 09:53 AM
My wife told me I had to eat 3 dozen eggs because she bought too many for holiday cookies.
I facepalmed.
She laughed so hard she almost vomited.
Behold the power of facepalm.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:22 PM
Oh but you see after eating 3 dozen, you may vomit.
And also cholesterol biological shutdown.
CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 12:29 PM
That's why I don't have wife/fiancee/girlfriend - I'm incapable of eating eggs.
If I eat them I get mad. If I get mad wars start, people die, galaxies burn.... or something.
Wyndham
Dec 31, 2007, 12:32 PM
I want a girlfriend. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:35 PM
amtalx has extra eggs you can procure and call your girlfriend.
-1 amtalx, 35 to go.
(resist temptation to say "well just bake more cookies woman!" and cause her to also facepalm-maybe even facepalm you!)
-
Oh this guy posted between me and Vampiro, so
-2 amtalx, 34 to go.
(thread egg =/= emo thread, my babies)
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CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 12:35 PM
I wan't too.
But I can't find any.
*Sovereign* : (gulping down Scotish whiskey.) Life's a bitch isn't it?
amtalx
Dec 31, 2007, 12:47 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.
Don't be greedy.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:49 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.
Don't be greedy.
But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post
Wyndham
Dec 31, 2007, 12:51 PM
On 2007-12-31 06:53, amtalx wrote:
Behold the power of faceNApalm
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:54 PM
Color your egg whatever you want... baby
eggs with girl hair
Wyndham
Dec 31, 2007, 12:54 PM
I like dark hair.
CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 12:54 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:49, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.
Don't be greedy.
But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post
I prefer brunettes (is this the right spelling?)
Blue hair is good too. And purple.
amtalx
Dec 31, 2007, 12:55 PM
Those are dudes bro. They tuck.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:57 PM
Who am I to critique what another man did with his eggs?
CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 01:04 PM
Eggs? what eggs?
I prefer genetics (cloning ect.)
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 01:11 PM
I already told you, do whatever you want with your eggs!
astuarlen
Dec 31, 2007, 01:24 PM
ITT disturbing fetishes?
TalHex
Dec 31, 2007, 01:34 PM
*very disturbed*
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 06:03 PM
On 2007-12-31 10:24, astuarlen wrote:
ITT disturbing fetishes?
And possible reverse engineerings of cancer eggs.
Don't do that with your eggs.
CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 06:35 PM
By genetic engineering I mean growing specificaly designed people/animals/plants in these glass tubes you see in most sci-fi movies about cloning.
Leviathan
Dec 31, 2007, 06:48 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:49, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.
Don't be greedy.
But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post
Aren't one of them pregnant with his child? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 06:53 PM
On 2007-12-31 15:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
By genetic engineering I mean growing specificaly designed people/animals/plants in these glass tubes you see in most sci-fi movies about cloning.
I AM ROBERT NEVILLE!
I CAN HELP YOU!!
OUUUUUGHHHH (ZOMBIE VAMPIRE CANCER SMASH)!!!!
*CGI tattered shirt man*
CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 06:55 PM
I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 07:20 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif
Leviathan
Dec 31, 2007, 07:27 PM
You made an old man puke, you're going to the h word.
TalHex
Dec 31, 2007, 07:29 PM
hell?
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 07:31 PM
On 2007-12-31 16:29, TalonKitsune wrote:
home
Old guys need care taking too, thanks.
ShinMaruku
Dec 31, 2007, 07:32 PM
On 2007-12-31 15:48, Leviatha wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:49, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:
On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.
Don't be greedy.
But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post
Aren't one of them pregnant with his child? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
He got oodles of illigitamte children.
Leviathan
Dec 31, 2007, 07:42 PM
On 2007-12-31 16:29, TalonKitsune wrote:
hell?
Nope. Hogwarts.
UnderscoreX
Dec 31, 2007, 07:43 PM
Doubt he even knows their names, 3 of his generic blondes who wanted to be in his picture.
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