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amtalx
Dec 31, 2007, 09:53 AM
My wife told me I had to eat 3 dozen eggs because she bought too many for holiday cookies.

I facepalmed.

She laughed so hard she almost vomited.

Behold the power of facepalm.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:22 PM
Oh but you see after eating 3 dozen, you may vomit.

And also cholesterol biological shutdown.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 12:29 PM
That's why I don't have wife/fiancee/girlfriend - I'm incapable of eating eggs.

If I eat them I get mad. If I get mad wars start, people die, galaxies burn.... or something.

Wyndham
Dec 31, 2007, 12:32 PM
I want a girlfriend. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:35 PM
amtalx has extra eggs you can procure and call your girlfriend.

-1 amtalx, 35 to go.

(resist temptation to say "well just bake more cookies woman!" and cause her to also facepalm-maybe even facepalm you!)
-
Oh this guy posted between me and Vampiro, so

-2 amtalx, 34 to go.

(thread egg =/= emo thread, my babies)


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CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 12:35 PM
I wan't too.

But I can't find any.


*Sovereign* : (gulping down Scotish whiskey.) Life's a bitch isn't it?

amtalx
Dec 31, 2007, 12:47 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.



Don't be greedy.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:49 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.



Don't be greedy.


But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post

Wyndham
Dec 31, 2007, 12:51 PM
On 2007-12-31 06:53, amtalx wrote:
Behold the power of faceNApalm

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:54 PM
Color your egg whatever you want... baby

eggs with girl hair

Wyndham
Dec 31, 2007, 12:54 PM
I like dark hair.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 12:54 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:49, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.



Don't be greedy.


But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post


I prefer brunettes (is this the right spelling?)
Blue hair is good too. And purple.

amtalx
Dec 31, 2007, 12:55 PM
Those are dudes bro. They tuck.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 12:57 PM
Who am I to critique what another man did with his eggs?

CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 01:04 PM
Eggs? what eggs?

I prefer genetics (cloning ect.)

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 01:11 PM
I already told you, do whatever you want with your eggs!

astuarlen
Dec 31, 2007, 01:24 PM
ITT disturbing fetishes?

TalHex
Dec 31, 2007, 01:34 PM
*very disturbed*

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 06:03 PM
On 2007-12-31 10:24, astuarlen wrote:
ITT disturbing fetishes?


And possible reverse engineerings of cancer eggs.

Don't do that with your eggs.

CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 06:35 PM
By genetic engineering I mean growing specificaly designed people/animals/plants in these glass tubes you see in most sci-fi movies about cloning.

Leviathan
Dec 31, 2007, 06:48 PM
On 2007-12-31 09:49, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.



Don't be greedy.


But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post


Aren't one of them pregnant with his child? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 06:53 PM
On 2007-12-31 15:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
By genetic engineering I mean growing specificaly designed people/animals/plants in these glass tubes you see in most sci-fi movies about cloning.


I AM ROBERT NEVILLE!

I CAN HELP YOU!!

OUUUUUGHHHH (ZOMBIE VAMPIRE CANCER SMASH)!!!!
*CGI tattered shirt man*

CrimsomWolf
Dec 31, 2007, 06:55 PM
I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 07:20 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

Leviathan
Dec 31, 2007, 07:27 PM
You made an old man puke, you're going to the h word.

TalHex
Dec 31, 2007, 07:29 PM
hell?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Dec 31, 2007, 07:31 PM
On 2007-12-31 16:29, TalonKitsune wrote:
home

Old guys need care taking too, thanks.

ShinMaruku
Dec 31, 2007, 07:32 PM
On 2007-12-31 15:48, Leviatha wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:49, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:47, amtalx wrote:

On 2007-12-31 09:35, CrimsomWolf wrote:
I want two.



Don't be greedy.


But that man has 3 and a(slightly cramped) mansion:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c99/tenikalition/hefner.jpg
78% Shin infected post


Aren't one of them pregnant with his child? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


He got oodles of illigitamte children.

Leviathan
Dec 31, 2007, 07:42 PM
On 2007-12-31 16:29, TalonKitsune wrote:
hell?


Nope. Hogwarts.

UnderscoreX
Dec 31, 2007, 07:43 PM
Doubt he even knows their names, 3 of his generic blondes who wanted to be in his picture.