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Ma_Navu
Jan 1, 2008, 11:56 AM
... I just made myself feel bad. D:

Good lawyers,

-Joe Pesci. Vincent ‘Vinny’ LaGuardia Gambini~
-Phoenix Wright. OBJECTION!
-Johnnie Cochran, and the Chewbacca Defense.


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Wyndham
Jan 1, 2008, 11:59 AM
I know how you can get better. play the Ace Attorney series.
Ma_Navu
Jan 1, 2008, 12:08 PM
I did! I beat #3 about a month ago. :3
Tact
Jan 1, 2008, 12:09 PM
On 2008-01-01 08:56, Ma_Navu wrote:
Ma_Navu is a bad lawyer.



Objection! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Ma_Navu
Jan 1, 2008, 12:15 PM
Listed the better lawyers up top. D:
Tact
Jan 1, 2008, 01:36 PM
What about Apollo Justice? Is he not as cool as Phoenix?
Randomness
Jan 1, 2008, 01:47 PM
On 2008-01-01 10:36, Tact wrote:
What about Apollo Justice? Is he not as cool as Phoenix?



He's gotta be a better lawyer, since he bails Phoenix out of murder charges. You'd think Phoenix could handle himself in court!

And as for great (fictional) lawyers...

I nominate Dia Passik. (And if you know who this is and from where, I have some questions for you)
Tact
Jan 1, 2008, 01:54 PM
On 2008-01-01 10:47, Randomness wrote:
I nominate Dia Passik. (And if you know who this is and from where, I have some questions for you)



It sounds like a Star Wars name, so my guess is that he's the lawyer who offers to defend you on Manaan in KOTOR 1.
Randomness
Jan 1, 2008, 01:59 PM
On 2008-01-01 10:54, Tact wrote:

On 2008-01-01 10:47, Randomness wrote:
I nominate Dia Passik. (And if you know who this is and from where, I have some questions for you)



It sounds like a Star Wars name, so my guess is that he's the lawyer who offers to defend you on Manaan in KOTOR 1.



Correct on Star Wars. Incorrect on who it is though. Has nothing to do with the games.
Tact
Jan 1, 2008, 02:45 PM
Does using Wikipedia/other wikis count? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I cheated.
Angelo
Jan 1, 2008, 03:39 PM
On 2008-01-01 08:56, Ma_Navu wrote:
... I just made myself feel bad. D:

Good lawyers,

-Joe Pesci. Vincent ‘Vinny’ LaGuardia



You mean Jerry Gallow!! AMIRITE?!
Ma_Navu
Jan 1, 2008, 04:17 PM
You mean Jerry Gallow!! AMIRITE?!

So it wasn't Jerry Callow?! OH GOD!
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 1, 2008, 10:06 PM
Jack McCoy, the bastard who says it anyway then gives the "withdrawn."

He was super angry in one of those 2-part episodes on during the L&O marathon.
Talked back to the California noobman judge: "Speak up, the entire population of NYC can't hear you making their decision for them!"



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Meyfei
Jan 2, 2008, 01:41 AM
On 2008-01-01 08:56, Ma_Navu wrote:
... I just made myself feel bad. D:

Good lawyers,

-Joe Pesci. Vincent ‘Vinny’ LaGuardia Gambini~
-Phoenix Wright. OBJECTION!
-Ma_Navu, and the Chewbacca Defense.


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The name of the 3rd lawyer seems quite famillar.
ShinMaruku
Jan 2, 2008, 06:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/skatan_milla/BlueSig5.jpg
Best lawyer
Sord
Jan 2, 2008, 07:58 PM
worst lawyer
chicken lawyer
Tact
Jan 2, 2008, 08:05 PM
On 2008-01-02 16:58, Sord wrote:
worst lawyer
chicken lawyer



The one in Futurama whose plea for Fry's insanity was that he was hired as a lawyer?
Sord
Jan 2, 2008, 08:40 PM
On 2008-01-02 17:05, Tact wrote:

On 2008-01-02 16:58, Sord wrote:
worst lawyer
chicken lawyer



The one in Futurama whose plea for Fry's insanity was that he was hired as a lawyer?


just the one, you even thought of the same instance that came to my mind
Tact
Jan 2, 2008, 08:41 PM
That episode was on a few nights ago, so naturally I thought of it.
Ma_Navu
Jan 3, 2008, 12:55 AM
"You see this hand?"
"Yes."
"No you don't! It's a fake hand. I got it during the war on Saturn, when I was hoisting the Earthian flag!"

Best lawyer ever.
DizzyDi
Jan 3, 2008, 01:36 AM
>(:[
Nisshoku
Jan 3, 2008, 01:43 AM
And Harvey Birdman is not on this list?

FOR SHAME, FKL.

FOR SHAAAAAAAAME.
HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 3, 2008, 01:46 AM
Oh yeah, oh yeah?!

Joo sig too big.
Ma_Navu
Jan 3, 2008, 02:27 PM
He's not listed because he's not a real lawyer. Now Reducto, on the other hand...

BACK OFF. I've got a shrink-ray!

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Randomness
Jan 3, 2008, 09:51 PM
On 2008-01-01 11:45, Tact wrote:
Does using Wikipedia/other wikis count? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I cheated.



Wikipedia is fine since I doubt Dia's anywhere in there.

Anyways, if you can answer correctly, you win a cookie. If you name the one trial she is portrayed in, the defendent, and the charges, you win a truckload of cookies.