FKL Presidential Nominations

[Sord]

Ok, finally time to start up the FKL elections. Nominations run till the end of Saturday. Feel free to set campaign planks and throw around propaganda (within the board rules.)

Nomination Rules
1. all nominations must be someone who has posted in FKL
2. nominations can not be anything other than a poster
3. if someone does not want to be nominated, they can not be
4. one nomination per person
5. the top four nominees will be voted on for presidency
6. if there is a tie for the fourth spot, then the first person of the tieing nominated gets it
7. no electing the dead (inactive users)
8. no self nominations

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[Tact]

On 2008-01-02 16:00, Tact wrote:
I nominate Sord! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Edit: You never said in the rules that you couldn't nominate yourself...can you or can you not do that?

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[Ma_Navu]

Well, if everyone nominates themselves, no one'll win.



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[UnderscoreX]

L block.

[TalHex]

*facepalm*

[Tact]

On 2008-01-06 10:21, UnderscoreX wrote:
L block.



You just wasted your nomination. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[AlexCraig]

On 2008-01-06 10:19, Ma_Navu wrote:
Well, if everyone nominates themselves, no one'll win.



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That's when you pull off a move from Pirates of the Caribbean and vote for someone else when they least expect it.

[TalHex]

i wouldn't want to be president anyways...

[Sord]

On 2008-01-06 11:00, AlexCraig wrote:

On 2008-01-06 10:19, Ma_Navu wrote:
Well, if everyone nominates themselves, no one'll win.



That's when you pull off a move from Pirates of the Caribbean and vote for someone else when they least expect it.


actually that was a regular rule I forgot to stick up there, now it's up there

and yes, I can be nominated this time around


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[VanHalen]

I choose Ronin.

[Out_Kast]

I choose you, Pikachu!

P.S. This was not my nomination.
P.P.S. Someone had to say it ;D

[DLShAdOw]

...we do this too often.

[Moo2u]

Dhylec 4 pez. He's already got the best campaign slogan.

;o

[CherryLunar]

Mmmm... Pez

[TalHex]

cherry pez?

[Sgt_Shligger]

On 2008-01-06 13:52, DLShAdOw wrote:
...we do this too often.



Every January ain't too often http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Tact]

I think I remember Sord saying that we didn't even have an election last year.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-06 10:41, Tact wrote:

On 2008-01-06 10:21, UnderscoreX wrote:
L block.



You just wasted your nomination. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Maybe he wanted to use rule #2. I wanted to vote for Gary Coleman - Governor of CA but I didn't register that Summer, and also didn't know what the hell else I had to vote for as well on the same ballot.

Probably tribal casino profit margins or something.

[DizzyDi]

I nominate Sord as well. SHALL HE RULE FKL WITH AN IRON FIST!

[Sord]

On 2008-01-06 15:03, Tact wrote:
I think I remember Sord saying that we didn't even have an election last year.


last time was May of 2006

also, nominating Moo. Funky beats, cool hats, one awesome president.

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[Mixfortune]

Presidency's pretty awesome, especially when you don't do anything with it while you have it.

[ShinMaruku]

You said you would never leave me
I believe you
I believe, I belive

[DizzyDi]

o.O

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Nomination #2 for Moo right here.

He'd think BIG and get everyone to make a You Got FKL'd pic of their own, or else!

On 2008-01-06 16:10, Mixfortune wrote:
Presidency's pretty awesome, especially when you don't do anything with it while you have it.


Don't get in trouble for pointing this out... baby.

and dhy's pez are probably face morphineg drugz so everybody looks like ;o(beans) /Slander + mudsling against the guy I nominated's guy he nominated

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[Mixfortune]

On 2008-01-06 16:42, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Don't get in trouble for pointing this out... baby.
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I mean that's what I did with it.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Post presidency critics live. Your tombstone might have monkey poo on it.

[TheOneHero]

Sord.

Because he's almost a ninja.

[astuarlen]

I nominate ShinMaruku.

[PhotonDrop]

I nominate Sord.

[Shadowpawn]

I nominate ShinMaruku. Just to see some crazy SHI- go down.

[Wyndham]

I nominate Sord.

[TalHex]

Sord

[Leviathan]

I tot, nominate Mr. Moo.

[Tact]

Heh, I think by now that Sord has enough nominations and supporters to win the elections already. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[AlexCraig]

Moo2usall

[Sef]

I nominate Sef!

...

>_>

[TheOneHero]

OMG IT'S SEF! O_O

Where have you been? D:



Will this change the nominations!?

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[Tact]

I still nominate Sord. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sef]

Haha, nah.

I don't pull any weight around here anymore.

As for where I've been?

A horrible place.

[Wyndham]

Sef! SEF! SEEEFFF!!!!

[geewj]

I vote we re-elect Shampoo and Conditioner.

Their year term was so silky smooth.

[TalHex]

still sord... i'm all for a little bit of discord around here

[Wyndham]

note: I'm not nominating Sef, I'm just being silly.

[Sef]

On 2008-01-06 06:17, Sord wrote:

8. no sef nominations



Discrimination!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-07 17:32, geewj wrote:
I vote we re-elect Shampoo and Conditioner.

Their year term was so silky smooth.


For dry & oily hair? Sounds like good control.

[Solstis]

I nominate Sef.

Ha-ha!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-07 18:26, Sef wrote:

On 2008-01-06 06:17, Sord wrote:

8. no sef nominations



Discrimination!


-1 for Sef
+1 for some other weirdo guy

[geewj]

Shampoo is nominated to the runnings, and is in a store near you.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

I bought some a few hours ago and put it to work post haste.

[Weeaboolits]

I nominate VanHalen, I feel that he would do well in throwing us into further chaos, also, I nominate Sord to spearhead the inevitable coup d'etat that will undoubtably bring down his Nazi regime. ;o

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Ronin rule, #4.
1 coupon deal per person. Decision 2008 time in Ronincooperland!

Geewjyoo, rule #2.
Tribal casino profits or something.

[PhotonDrop]

On 2008-01-07 23:37, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
I nominate Sord to spearhead the inevitable coup d'etat that will undoubtably bring down his Nazi regime.



Our Sord? A Nazi? You're not looking at the big picture. Your ;o making rights have been revoked.

[Sord]

On 2008-01-08 16:53, PhotonDrop wrote:

On 2008-01-07 23:37, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
I nominate Sord to spearhead the inevitable coup d'etat that will undoubtably bring down his Nazi regime.



Our Sord? A Nazi? You're not looking at the big picture. Your ;o making rights have been revoked.


got it wrong, grammar is kinda iffy there. Van's the nazi. Should he be president, Ronin is nominating me to take him down.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-08 17:08, Sord wrote:
wrong, grammar

It makes readin' & 'riting exciting; but not 'rithmetic.

On 2008-01-06 21:11, Mixfortune wrote:

On 2008-01-06 16:42, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Don't get in trouble for pointing this out... baby.
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I mean that's what I did with it.



On 2008-01-08 00:15, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Double post taco, laugh @ my Mixfortune, but not my quote [s]reply that included an edit by Mixfortune. that was quote replied to by Mixfortune, while including my edit.
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[Ketchup345]

Ron Paul!
No, wait... Dennis Kucinich!
Maybe Obama...


Seriously, being prez here is awesome.

[Katrina]

On 2008-01-08 20:04, Ketchup345 wrote:
Rupaul!
No, wait... Kenicki from Grease!
Maybe Osama...


Srsly, being moo here is awesome.



I vote mew~

er moo

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-08 20:21, Pixiesugar wrote:
I vote mew~

er moo

Moo2u is the # awesome pokeyman

FACT!

[Out_Kast]

It would be kinda funny if someone who wasn't a regular from FKL became president. They'd abandon the forum and anarchy would break out.
Okay, perhaps not so funny. I'm gonna throw my vote at Sord, just because we can expect to see roast babies lying around here and there.
And besides, he's obviously important enough to get in the newspaper.

[astuarlen]

I think it's pretty obvious why I haven't been nominated.
Sexists.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-09 13:57, astuarlen wrote:
I think it's pretty obvious why I haven't been nominated.
Sexists.


Protip: pretend you're a "ginger" to win the Shin caucus then abandon any and all obeya witch power takeovers that are mandatory in said upside down party once you've already got the nomination

[astuarlen]

Hayabusa's secret identity: master campaign strategist James Carville.

[Sef]

On 2008-01-09 13:57, astuarlen wrote:
I think it's pretty obvious why I haven't been nominated.
Sexists.


[spoiler-box]Stop reading spoilers.[/spoiler-box]

I'd nominate you [spoiler-box]all night long[/spoiler-box]

[spoiler-box]I said stop![/spoiler-box]

[astuarlen]

I'd consent to being your running mate, but first I'll need to see your platform.

[Mixfortune]

He's rather ambitious, may make it difficult to run alongside him in these babies.

http://www.vam.ac.uk/vastatic/microsites/1231_vivienne_westwood/images/cs_images/cs_photo12.jpg

Didn't I actually nominate you for one of these shenanigans some year prior?

[astuarlen]

Those SHOES are fierce.

In other news, I just won the Caucasus primary.

[Moo2u]

Congratulations!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-10 00:08, astuarlen wrote:
Those SHOES are fierce.

In other news, I just won the Caucasus primary.


The cactus secondary is where its at.

Win that and you're in! -deep doo doo!

[Zabrio]

i nominate moo2u

[Sord]

The winners in alphabetical order:

Moo
Ronin (tied with 1 vote, wins tie for being first nominated of them)
Shin
Sord