So a Midget and a Black guy are walking in a cemetery...

[DizzyDi]

So This Midget and Black fellow are ambling through a cemetery, when the midget falls into an open grave! The Black guy calls out "Can you get out of there?!" And The Midget Replies "Yes I can actually" ,and he walks out of the lower portion of the grave which sloped up to meet the normal level of ground there, They both laughed about this afterwards.

[Shadowpawn]

...

i dun get it.

[PhotonDrop]

So a woman, a black man, and a mormon are running for president and... oh wait, that's not a joke.

[Shadowpawn]

dis topic makey brain goo

[DizzyDi]

A Black man, a Mexican, and a White guy are all in a cop car, who's driving? The Black man is driving and the Mexican is in the passenger seat, and the white guy in the back they're taking an inebriated friend home from a New-years eve party, rather than him drive intoxicated.

[Shadowpawn]

What's that? Punchline, why good sir, there is no punchline!

[Solstis]

Sir, I slap my knee in honor of you.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Not random enough.

Should have been Midget and Cat guy.

[Sayara]

http://www.steveklotz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/jews.jpg

you hear the one about us walking into a bar...

[DizzyDi]

Two Jews walk into a bar. Two hours later they are having a wonderful time and have made many friends. Later they call a cab because they don't want to catch a DUI charge.

[Shadowpawn]

*glassy eyes*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

What is this an A.A. meeting?

Which is great, being a better course than all these S.A. meetings topics.

[Sayara]

Jews wouldn't walk into a bar, since the drinks cost too much.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-09 20:46, Sayara wrote:
Jews wouldn't walk into a bar, since the drinks cost too much.


Also, they own the bar and buying your own drinks is bad for business.

[Sayara]

Exactly!

[foamcup]

Jews have fat sacks of money, I'm sure they can afford some over-priced drinks. And staying on topic: Two black guys walk into a bar, the midget walks right under it.

[Shadowpawn]

Topic----->
foamcup.

[Sayara]

On 2008-01-09 20:49, foamcup wrote:
Jews have fat sacks of money, I'm sure they can afford some over-priced drinks. And staying on topic: Two black guys walk into a bar, the midget walks right under it.



you dont understand.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-09 20:50, Shadowpawn wrote:
Topic--------------->
foamcup------[____] <--TMNT open cover manhole that does substantial damage

[astuarlen]

On 2008-01-09 20:51, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
foamcup------[____]


Foamcup is chained to a pair of square brackets strategically positioned around four conjoined underscores. This shit is really heating up.

[DizzyDi]

So a Chinese guy is walking down the street when a black guy bumps into him. The black guy says "WATCH YO STEP, FOO'!" And the Chinese guy gets into a kung-fu stance. And then they both break out into laughter and try for another take: They're filming a youtubes.

[astuarlen]

Okay, so a vocal member of the Pro-Life Action League walks into a clinic with several pamphlets in her purse. After speaking with the receptionist, she takes a seat to wait. A while later she goes back home to make dinner, leaving several cells behind.

Wait, can I start over?

[Siyamak]

it's funny, cause it's not

[Mixfortune]

On 2008-01-09 22:32, astuarlen wrote:
Okay, so a vocal member of the Pro-Life Action League walks into a clinic with several pamphlets in her purse. After speaking with the receptionist, she takes a seat to wait. A while later she goes back home to make dinner, leaving several cells behind.

Wait, can I start over?



Ye gawds, can you be anymore offensive?

No, seriously, I'm curious.

[astuarlen]

Like you don't shed skin cells all the time, Mix!

._.

[DizzyDi]

GOOD ONE AST!

[Aviva]

if you catch a jew they have to give your their pot o gold right?

[Shadowpawn]

*faceplam*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-11 00:47, Aviva wrote:
if you catch a jew they have to give your their pot o gold right?


No this is the plot to Leprechaun 2, back to the hood.

[Leviathan]

Two guys walk into a bar.

Ouch.

[AlexCraig]

9





11

[Ketchup345]

On 2008-01-10 00:03, astuarlen wrote:
Like you don't shed skin cells all the time, Mix!

._.


Locard's principle of exchange. Thanks for reminding me I had to look up what it was called again.

[DizzyDi]

So a bearded lady and midget are walking down the street. A guy seeing this asks them to do a trick, thinking that they were from the circus. The couple look offended and the midget man says "Excuse me sir, this is my wife. And we don't do tricks." The guy apologizes and continues on with his day, feeling horrible. He promises from now on never to judge on simply appearances.

[Siyamak]

A jew, a christian, and a buddhist all get on a bus. They look at one another, clearly noting their denomination by various garbs and jewely. Then the Jew gets off at his stop, and then the Christian gets off at his, and later the Buddhist gets off at his stop.

[ShinMaruku]

So a Midget and a Black guy are walking in a cemetery...
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l274/rc213_gaf/oop.gif

[Zabrio]

So some people start posting fake jokes....

[DizzyDi]

On 2008-01-12 11:52, ShinMaruku wrote:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l274/rc213_gaf/oop.gif



Er...*sigh* Nevermind.

[Zabrio]

On 2008-01-12 21:35, DizzyDi wrote:
On 2008-01-12 11:52, ShinMaruku wrote:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l274/rc213_gaf/oop.gif



Er...*sigh* Nevermind.


just smile and nod

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-01-12 21:17, Zaro wrote:
So some people start posting fake jokes....


And it gets passed around, ending up on myspace pages with BG mess of light blue text on red base and junk like these blingeeee things:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b256/_-LaNaH-_/GlitterBlocks/blue-hearts.gif

[UnderscoreX]

So, this Irish man walks out of a bar.