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DizzyDi
Jan 9, 2008, 09:52 PM
So This Midget and Black fellow are ambling through a cemetery, when the midget falls into an open grave! The Black guy calls out "Can you get out of there?!" And The Midget Replies "Yes I can actually" ,and he walks out of the lower portion of the grave which sloped up to meet the normal level of ground there, They both laughed about this afterwards.

Shadowpawn
Jan 9, 2008, 09:57 PM
...

i dun get it.

PhotonDrop
Jan 9, 2008, 09:58 PM
So a woman, a black man, and a mormon are running for president and... oh wait, that's not a joke.

Shadowpawn
Jan 9, 2008, 09:59 PM
dis topic makey brain goo

DizzyDi
Jan 9, 2008, 10:09 PM
A Black man, a Mexican, and a White guy are all in a cop car, who's driving? The Black man is driving and the Mexican is in the passenger seat, and the white guy in the back they're taking an inebriated friend home from a New-years eve party, rather than him drive intoxicated.

Shadowpawn
Jan 9, 2008, 10:23 PM
What's that? Punchline, why good sir, there is no punchline!

Solstis
Jan 9, 2008, 10:24 PM
Sir, I slap my knee in honor of you.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 9, 2008, 11:30 PM
Not random enough.

Should have been Midget and Cat guy.

Sayara
Jan 9, 2008, 11:42 PM
http://www.steveklotz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/jews.jpg

you hear the one about us walking into a bar...

DizzyDi
Jan 9, 2008, 11:44 PM
Two Jews walk into a bar. Two hours later they are having a wonderful time and have made many friends. Later they call a cab because they don't want to catch a DUI charge.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 9, 2008, 11:46 PM
What is this an A.A. meeting?

Which is great, being a better course than all these S.A. meetings topics.

Sayara
Jan 9, 2008, 11:46 PM
Jews wouldn't walk into a bar, since the drinks cost too much.

Shadowpawn
Jan 9, 2008, 11:46 PM
*glassy eyes*

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 9, 2008, 11:47 PM
On 2008-01-09 20:46, Sayara wrote:
Jews wouldn't walk into a bar, since the drinks cost too much.


Also, they own the bar and buying your own drinks is bad for business.

Sayara
Jan 9, 2008, 11:48 PM
Exactly!

foamcup
Jan 9, 2008, 11:49 PM
Jews have fat sacks of money, I'm sure they can afford some over-priced drinks. And staying on topic: Two black guys walk into a bar, the midget walks right under it.

Sayara
Jan 9, 2008, 11:50 PM
On 2008-01-09 20:49, foamcup wrote:
Jews have fat sacks of money, I'm sure they can afford some over-priced drinks. And staying on topic: Two black guys walk into a bar, the midget walks right under it.



you dont understand.

Shadowpawn
Jan 9, 2008, 11:50 PM
Topic----->
foamcup.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 9, 2008, 11:51 PM
On 2008-01-09 20:50, Shadowpawn wrote:
Topic--------------->
foamcup------[____] <--TMNT open cover manhole that does substantial damage

astuarlen
Jan 10, 2008, 12:42 AM
On 2008-01-09 20:51, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
foamcup------[____]


Foamcup is chained to a pair of square brackets strategically positioned around four conjoined underscores. This shit is really heating up.

DizzyDi
Jan 10, 2008, 12:57 AM
So a Chinese guy is walking down the street when a black guy bumps into him. The black guy says "WATCH YO STEP, FOO'!" And the Chinese guy gets into a kung-fu stance. And then they both break out into laughter and try for another take: They're filming a youtubes.

astuarlen
Jan 10, 2008, 01:32 AM
Okay, so a vocal member of the Pro-Life Action League walks into a clinic with several pamphlets in her purse. After speaking with the receptionist, she takes a seat to wait. A while later she goes back home to make dinner, leaving several cells behind.

Wait, can I start over?

Sord
Jan 10, 2008, 02:04 AM
it's funny, cause it's not

Mixfortune
Jan 10, 2008, 02:59 AM
On 2008-01-09 22:32, astuarlen wrote:
Okay, so a vocal member of the Pro-Life Action League walks into a clinic with several pamphlets in her purse. After speaking with the receptionist, she takes a seat to wait. A while later she goes back home to make dinner, leaving several cells behind.

Wait, can I start over?



Ye gawds, can you be anymore offensive?

No, seriously, I'm curious.

astuarlen
Jan 10, 2008, 03:03 AM
Like you don't shed skin cells all the time, Mix!

._.

DizzyDi
Jan 10, 2008, 08:50 AM
GOOD ONE AST!

Aviva
Jan 11, 2008, 03:47 AM
if you catch a jew they have to give your their pot o gold right?

Shadowpawn
Jan 11, 2008, 10:55 AM
*faceplam*

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 11, 2008, 01:12 PM
On 2008-01-11 00:47, Aviva wrote:
if you catch a jew they have to give your their pot o gold right?


No this is the plot to Leprechaun 2, back to the hood.

Leviathan
Jan 11, 2008, 11:20 PM
Two guys walk into a bar.

Ouch.

AlexCraig
Jan 11, 2008, 11:22 PM
9





11

Ketchup345
Jan 12, 2008, 01:30 AM
On 2008-01-10 00:03, astuarlen wrote:
Like you don't shed skin cells all the time, Mix!

._.


Locard's principle of exchange. Thanks for reminding me I had to look up what it was called again.

DizzyDi
Jan 12, 2008, 01:47 AM
So a bearded lady and midget are walking down the street. A guy seeing this asks them to do a trick, thinking that they were from the circus. The couple look offended and the midget man says "Excuse me sir, this is my wife. And we don't do tricks." The guy apologizes and continues on with his day, feeling horrible. He promises from now on never to judge on simply appearances.

Sord
Jan 12, 2008, 04:43 AM
A jew, a christian, and a buddhist all get on a bus. They look at one another, clearly noting their denomination by various garbs and jewely. Then the Jew gets off at his stop, and then the Christian gets off at his, and later the Buddhist gets off at his stop.

ShinMaruku
Jan 12, 2008, 02:52 PM
So a Midget and a Black guy are walking in a cemetery...
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l274/rc213_gaf/oop.gif

Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:17 AM
So some people start posting fake jokes....

DizzyDi
Jan 13, 2008, 12:35 AM
On 2008-01-12 11:52, ShinMaruku wrote:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l274/rc213_gaf/oop.gif



Er...*sigh* Nevermind.

Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:41 AM
On 2008-01-12 21:35, DizzyDi wrote:

On 2008-01-12 11:52, ShinMaruku wrote:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l274/rc213_gaf/oop.gif



Er...*sigh* Nevermind.


just smile and nod

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 13, 2008, 05:58 PM
On 2008-01-12 21:17, Zaro wrote:
So some people start posting fake jokes....


And it gets passed around, ending up on myspace pages with BG mess of light blue text on red base and junk like these blingeeee things:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b256/_-LaNaH-_/GlitterBlocks/blue-hearts.gif

UnderscoreX
Jan 13, 2008, 06:16 PM
So, this Irish man walks out of a bar.