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Aviva
Jan 11, 2008, 04:35 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/i-has-minions.jpg

NPCMook
Jan 11, 2008, 05:41 AM
http://lolcat.com/pics/inthesnowkill.jpg

amtalx
Jan 11, 2008, 01:31 PM
i can haz catpics?

Sord
Jan 11, 2008, 04:15 PM
BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish BeerŪ, but NOT that brand at their lawyers' request. They alledge this article, educating others in the legal eating habits of over 100 million people world-wide, and specifically in rising East Asian markets, is "highly offensive."


Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

Weeaboolits
Jan 11, 2008, 04:18 PM
BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY KITTY CLAWS.

It sounds like kittens are being hurled out a window when you swing them.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 11, 2008, 04:22 PM
Looks more like the Penguins are going to make roast cat.

Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:22 AM
THE PENGUINS MADE ME DO IT I HAD NO CONTROL....wait you did not ask about your last taco did you......

PhotonDrop
Jan 13, 2008, 12:25 AM
On 2008-01-11 13:22, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Looks more like the Penguins are going to make roast cat.



Sord has penguin slaves?

Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:27 AM
they look plush

PhotonDrop
Jan 13, 2008, 12:28 AM
Naw, really? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:32 AM
yeah almost like they are fake

PhotonDrop
Jan 13, 2008, 12:37 AM
I never would have guessed!


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Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:38 AM
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Blitzkommando
Jan 13, 2008, 12:39 AM
Fuck you! You're not from Texas!

"Don't mess with Ohio" sounds horrible. Especially since there's nothing in Ohio worth messing with.

Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:40 AM
the French hate it when you wear a "Texas is bigger than france T-shirt"

Blitzkommando
Jan 13, 2008, 12:42 AM
And Texans hate it when Alaska comes a-knocking.

Zabrio
Jan 13, 2008, 12:46 AM
alaska is bigger then texas and has better dogs

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 13, 2008, 05:53 AM
On 2008-01-12 21:39, Norvekh wrote:
Fuck you! You're not from Texas!

"Don't mess with Ohio" sounds horrible. Especially since there's nothing in Ohio worth messing with.


WTF sir.

You could mess with Drew Carey I guess.

Aviva
Jan 13, 2008, 06:45 AM
Tomeeboy is from Ohio...and me...and ... other...stuff?


>.<

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 13, 2008, 03:00 PM
Google; Google runs out of Ohio in a small building on a buncha old servers.

Moo2u
Jan 13, 2008, 03:44 PM
On 2008-01-12 21:46, Zaro wrote:
alaska is bigger then texas and has better dogs



Whatever. It's pretty much Russian or Canadian anyway...

Aviva
Jan 13, 2008, 03:48 PM
google rocks....therefore Ohio is the house of rockingness



eat that Texas boy

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Jan 13, 2008, 03:52 PM
I don't think Norvekh is actually from Texas, maybe just brought up the phrase for comparison.

4% chance of Russian.