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Leviathan
Jan 12, 2008, 03:26 PM
A conversation between my older brother &I.

Older Brother: Why do you always lock your room?

Me: Because I was taking a bath.

Older Brother: Well you need to stop locking your room.

Me: I was taking a shower what do you expect me to do. &Besides you would never knock if I let the door open. Oh yea, &my door isn't locked all the time.

Older Brother: It is too.

Me: You only bug me WHEN it's closed. Did you fail to hear the water faucet less than three minutes ago?

Older Brother: You weren't taking a bath.

Me: <Points to WET hair.>

I can't go to his room to take back my camera, laptop battery, or take a two hour bath, but he can barge into my room at any time of the day, usually at night when I'm trying to sleep yet I can't so sa much take one step into his room without him yelling at me.

He's an asshole. (//_<)
KodiaX987
Jan 12, 2008, 03:28 PM
Take this movie quote next time around:

Him: Why was your door locked?

You: If you know my door was locked, then you've tried to open it. If you've tried to open it, then you know why my door was locked.
MetaZedlen
Jan 12, 2008, 04:01 PM
Keep an airsoft gun nearby, cause one shot is all that it should take to keep him out.
ABDUR101
Jan 12, 2008, 04:21 PM
Prolly better off if you give him a nice cup of Shut the Fuck Up and move on.
McLaughlin
Jan 12, 2008, 04:53 PM
Your brother clearly wants to see you nekkid.

I don't have a lock on my door, but I wish I did.
Noblewine
Jan 12, 2008, 04:54 PM
On 2008-01-12 13:21, ABDUR101 wrote:
Prolly better off if you give him a nice cup of Shut the Fuck Up and move on.



Nuff said.
Broodstar1337
Jan 13, 2008, 05:08 AM
One day, you should just let him walk in on you naked.

That'll teach him... or arouse him o.0
omegapirate2k
Jan 13, 2008, 12:02 PM
I recommend you barge into his room at all odd hours asking for something of yours you know he doesn't have in his room, that should teach him.
McLaughlin
Jan 13, 2008, 11:43 PM
On 2008-01-12 13:54, Noblewine wrote:

On 2008-01-12 13:21, ABDUR101 wrote:
Prolly better off if you give him a nice cup of Shut the Fuck Up and move on.



Nuff said.



I'm fairly sure that would cause scarring regardless of the outcome.
omegapirate2k
Jan 13, 2008, 11:53 PM
On 2008-01-13 20:43, Obsidian_Knight wrote:

On 2008-01-12 13:54, Noblewine wrote:

On 2008-01-12 13:21, ABDUR101 wrote:
Prolly better off if you give him a nice cup of Shut the Fuck Up and move on.



Nuff said.



I'm fairly sure that would cause scarring regardless of the outcome.



You should listen to Obsidian, he knows alot about scarring.
Ma_Navu
Jan 18, 2008, 03:46 PM
You should help send his ass to college. That'll teach him. /bad pun
Abashi76
Jan 20, 2008, 03:54 PM
On 2008-01-12 12:26, Leviatha wrote:
A conversation between my older brother &I.

Older Brother: Why do you always lock your room?

Me: Because I was taking a bath.

Older Brother: Well you need to stop locking your room.

Me: I was taking a shower what do you expect me to do. &Besides you would never knock if I let the door open. Oh yea, &my door isn't locked all the time.

Older Brother: It is too.

Me: You only bug me WHEN it's closed. Did you fail to hear the water faucet less than three minutes ago?

Older Brother: You weren't taking a bath.

Me: <Points to WET hair.>

I can't go to his room to take back my camera, laptop battery, or take a two hour bath, but he can barge into my room at any time of the day, usually at night when I'm trying to sleep yet I can't so sa much take one step into his room without him yelling at me.

He's an asshole. (//_<)




Oh, I know about that type of hypocrisy. Not from an older brother, but from a roommate. I know what you mean, except for me its something else.
ShinMaruku
Jan 21, 2008, 07:01 PM
Brothers can be jerks all mine do is occasionally fail.. >_>
But I have 4 of em.
Osaka
Jan 28, 2008, 10:41 PM
what's so interesting in your room?
omegapirate2k
Jan 28, 2008, 10:45 PM
On 2008-01-28 19:41, Osaka wrote:
what's so interesting in your room?


Her, but naked, as Obsidian has pointed out.
Mewnie
Jan 29, 2008, 02:35 AM
On 2008-01-28 19:45, omegapirate2k wrote:

On 2008-01-28 19:41, Osaka wrote:
what's so interesting in your room?


Her, but naked, as Obsidian has pointed out.



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/MagpieMouse/MewnPSU/pedobearwall.png ~pics plz
omegapirate2k
Jan 29, 2008, 07:27 PM
On 2008-01-28 23:35, Mewnie wrote:

On 2008-01-28 19:45, omegapirate2k wrote:

On 2008-01-28 19:41, Osaka wrote:
what's so interesting in your room?


Her, but naked, as Obsidian has pointed out.



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/MagpieMouse/MewnPSU/pedobearwall.png ~pics plz


I would get them but her goddamn room is locked!