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Sord
Jan 16, 2008, 09:47 PM
Previous matches @ this link:
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=157911&forum=14
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Now brought to you by Sord! Well, mostly anyways, Shligger tells me who wins and he writes my matches and the final one.

Tourny Bracket:
[spoiler-box]http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z121/feisord/tourneybracket.jpg[/spoiler-box]
Now then, on to presenting several names for a fat boy.



Quarter Finals
Round 1

Back in the Roman Coliseum from the first match…

Ka-bob sits in the middle of the arena, sipping tea while waiting for his next opponent. Finally the gates open and out comes… a little girl? Following behind her is a fat boy carrying a couple light scope guns.

“What have we here? Children? Surely this must be a joke.” Ka-bob continues sipping his tea, not even bothering to move.

“Hmph, get him tubby!” Brittany shouts. The human hippo begins running and jumping up and down, Flubber going everywhere. He fires his light scope guns and out comes lasers. Ka-bob immediately dives to the ground as several beams come his way. The lasers burn through the tea table and chair, causing them to collapse on the ground and shattering the tea set.

“I’ll have you know, that was fine china! Have at you!” Kabob stands up and takes off his monocle, aiming it at the bouncing ball of lard. Several lazers fire out of the monocle. They strike SirEatsALot, but they just can’t penetrate the blubber. Ka-bob begins to run zig-zags toward the RollyPolly, trying to at least get a head shot.

He fails, but manages to catch the Fatass anyways. He quickly knocks the guns out of the kids hand, then lets out a brutish roar “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH” before using his orcish strength to knock the heavy Butterball over. The kid falls to the ground, and finds that he can’t get up. The Planet flails uselessly on the ground like a turtle.

Ka-bob begins to laugh and kick the kid. Suddenly his vision goes black from top to bottom. Then the floor shifts underneath him and he falls. He tries to stand up, but it’s in vain. Disoriented and blind, Ka-bob rolls over onto his back. Above him he sees light, and that girl’s face again. It dawns on Ka-bob that he must be in a black bag of sorts.

Suddenly the face disappears and another one shows up. It’s Gigantor again. His head takes up most of the light, and the boy appears to be falling in. Suddenly he’s through, and Ka-bob realizes what’s about to happen.

“Oh, bloody hell.”

pheeeeeeeew...SQUISH

WINNER: BRITTANY
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closing statement: what's with you people and all yer damn lasers/lazers. Some useless equips you guys have to.

also, that was britany's infinte size bag of random crap Ka-bob fell into.

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Sgt_Shligger
Jan 16, 2008, 09:54 PM
Nice one ;o

Tact
Jan 16, 2008, 10:04 PM
I like all of your ways of fat-naming. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sord
Jan 17, 2008, 12:05 AM
>_>

<_<

*bump for sticky please? unsticky old?*

EDIT: thank you

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TalHex
Jan 17, 2008, 01:49 PM
death via brit's bag... not a good way to go...

MaximusLight
Jan 17, 2008, 06:12 PM
bahahaha... bag of holding...
ahahaha



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Bot-Bot
Jan 17, 2008, 10:38 PM
The real question of this tourny is... Has Jesus ever had to take on a giant kickass robot before?

I mean sure he died for our sins and all, but robots don't sin, because they have no soul.

TalHex
Jan 18, 2008, 08:13 PM
anybody know if demons have souls? or are they just black?

Wyndham
Jan 20, 2008, 05:32 PM
I vote for captain Monkeyguts.

Sord
Jan 20, 2008, 06:56 PM
On 2008-01-18 17:13, TalonKitsune wrote:
anybody know if demons have souls? or are they just black?


read the wrong way, that sounds incredbily racist.

there's a void the equivalent of a black hole for the soul. they constantly try to steall others to fill it, even though in the end no amoutn will ever suffice.

TalHex
Jan 21, 2008, 03:56 PM
*facepalm* believe it or not i didn't even think about reading that wrong until ya pointed it out...

Sord
Jan 25, 2008, 07:42 PM
well, since shligger seems to have forgoten we exist (again) I'll just move on to the next match instead of waiting for him to finish mine. Expect a match Sunday.

MaximusLight
Feb 11, 2008, 09:48 PM
On 2008-01-25 16:42, Sord wrote:
well, since shligger seems to have forgoten we exist (again) I'll just move on to the next match instead of waiting for him to finish mine. Expect a match Sunday.



NObody loves this thread.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Shadowpawn
Feb 11, 2008, 10:25 PM
olo!

astuarlen
Feb 11, 2008, 11:17 PM
On 2008-02-11 18:48, MaximusLight wrote:
NObody loves this thread.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



I http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cruller.gif

Sord
Feb 12, 2008, 12:15 AM
>_>
<_<

*somehow completely forgot this thread existed*

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2008, 07:10 AM
On 2008-02-11 18:48, MaximusLight wrote:

On 2008-01-25 16:42, Sord wrote:
well, since shligger seems to have forgoten we exist (again) I'll just move on to the next match instead of waiting for him to finish mine. Expect a match Sunday.



NObody loves this thread.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif


Shligger dumped it in the landfill.
-
"Hey man, whatchu fishin' for?"
"Don't matter, the Hudson is full of lead and we can't eat the fish anyway."
"Yeah, I hear that..."
"I got something!"
...
"That's no lead fish. Hurry, call the police!"

-
"Damn, I hate floaters."
"Makes you wonder what you would look like if you got flushed down the toilet instead of your goldfish."

Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo, Sam Waterson
Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo, B.D. Wong Jerry Orbach

Sord
Feb 12, 2008, 07:15 AM
I might be able to think of something after wendsday. Till then I feel like I'm under water with so much damn pressure on me. On that particular day I have Skills USA competition, and while that's certainly not the only thing I'm worried about atm, it's one of the bigger ones. I'll be glad when it's done and over with.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 12, 2008, 07:29 AM
On 2008-02-11 20:17, astuarlen wrote:
; http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cruller.gif

No pressure sord, unless MaxLight adds the pressure.

Stop it Max.

TalHex
Feb 12, 2008, 01:17 PM
ololollololol!

Sgt_Shligger
Feb 12, 2008, 05:05 PM
Yeah, I've given this no thought. At all. Really lost interest in it and I apologize to the people who entered.

MaximusLight
Feb 14, 2008, 04:01 AM
On 2008-02-12 04:29, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:

On 2008-02-11 20:17, astuarlen wrote:
; http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cruller.gif

No pressure sord, unless MaxLight adds the pressure.

Stop it Max.



NO!
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!?!

Shadowpawn
Feb 14, 2008, 05:46 PM
On 2008-02-12 10:17, TalonKitsune wrote:
ololollololol!



olo!

TalHex
Feb 15, 2008, 10:46 AM
CRAB BATTLE!

Sord
Feb 15, 2008, 02:57 PM
CRAB BATTLE

A blue kitsune man steps out onto the beach. He feel a sharp pinch on his toe and yelps. Looking down he spies a crab. Talon proceeds to kick the crab onto it's back, then plunge a stick into it's belly for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

later that day...

Talon: mmmmm, crab

WINNER TALON

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
Feb 15, 2008, 06:48 PM
On 2008-02-15 11:57, Sord wrote:

CRAB BATTLE
*fight fight fight*
WINNER TALON

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



You forgot to mention the bloody carcass of Solid Snake.

TalHex
Feb 17, 2008, 04:48 PM
its missing an eye >.O

MaximusLight
Feb 18, 2008, 02:49 AM
And another FKL tourney has failed to be completed.
AHHHH
The smell of TRADITION

TalHex
Feb 18, 2008, 05:58 PM
I got to be unofficially in one to http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Sord
Feb 20, 2008, 07:05 AM
On 2008-02-15 15:48, Tact wrote:

On 2008-02-15 11:57, Sord wrote:

CRAB BATTLE
*fight fight fight*
WINNER TALON

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



You forgot to mention the bloody carcass of Solid Snake.


oh bah. Srsly though, just kill this thread Haya. Shligger isn't looking like he is going to do anything and neither am I.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 20, 2008, 10:52 PM
Kill by dhylock?

raikomaru40
Feb 20, 2008, 10:52 PM
do it

baby


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HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 20, 2008, 10:54 PM
On 2008-02-20 19:52, Big Black wrote:
doo doo

baby

raikomaru40
Feb 20, 2008, 10:56 PM
XD ROFLMAO

Nitro Vordex
Feb 20, 2008, 10:58 PM
The hell is this thread? And where did it come from?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 20, 2008, 11:03 PM
As you can see, its getting spammed like regular threads after sticky removed.

If sord/Shlig ask for it, this will be dhlocked up to prevent end game hooliganism.

TalHex
Feb 20, 2008, 11:04 PM
inb4lock

Nitro Vordex
Feb 20, 2008, 11:11 PM
inb4hax

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 20, 2008, 11:43 PM
inb4inb4 stupid posts, damn too late!

Sgt_Shligger
Feb 21, 2008, 12:20 PM
I'd say lock her up, this thread should go down with at least one shred of dignity.

Out_Kast
Feb 21, 2008, 12:27 PM
Just draw a winner out of the hat.
Wait, does that break tradition of there being NO WINNER? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sgt_Shligger
Feb 21, 2008, 12:31 PM
You know, I think I might write that final match. JUST FOR YOU GUYS.

Sord somehow makes it to the final round and Bot-bot makes it to the final round. THEY SQUARE OFF. I've got the day off so I should be able to do something.

Out_Kast
Feb 21, 2008, 12:33 PM
I take it Jesus was squished by Bot-Bot.
Twice. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

TalHex
Feb 21, 2008, 12:58 PM
i could have probably offered to write a few battles... but i'm lazy so i didn't

Sgt_Shligger
Feb 21, 2008, 05:43 PM
Forget it, I don't feel like writing now.