Sord
Jan 16, 2008, 09:47 PM
Previous matches @ this link:
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=157911&forum=14
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Now brought to you by Sord! Well, mostly anyways, Shligger tells me who wins and he writes my matches and the final one.
Tourny Bracket:
[spoiler-box]http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z121/feisord/tourneybracket.jpg[/spoiler-box]
Now then, on to presenting several names for a fat boy.
Quarter Finals
Round 1
Back in the Roman Coliseum from the first match…
Ka-bob sits in the middle of the arena, sipping tea while waiting for his next opponent. Finally the gates open and out comes… a little girl? Following behind her is a fat boy carrying a couple light scope guns.
“What have we here? Children? Surely this must be a joke.” Ka-bob continues sipping his tea, not even bothering to move.
“Hmph, get him tubby!” Brittany shouts. The human hippo begins running and jumping up and down, Flubber going everywhere. He fires his light scope guns and out comes lasers. Ka-bob immediately dives to the ground as several beams come his way. The lasers burn through the tea table and chair, causing them to collapse on the ground and shattering the tea set.
“I’ll have you know, that was fine china! Have at you!” Kabob stands up and takes off his monocle, aiming it at the bouncing ball of lard. Several lazers fire out of the monocle. They strike SirEatsALot, but they just can’t penetrate the blubber. Ka-bob begins to run zig-zags toward the RollyPolly, trying to at least get a head shot.
He fails, but manages to catch the Fatass anyways. He quickly knocks the guns out of the kids hand, then lets out a brutish roar “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH” before using his orcish strength to knock the heavy Butterball over. The kid falls to the ground, and finds that he can’t get up. The Planet flails uselessly on the ground like a turtle.
Ka-bob begins to laugh and kick the kid. Suddenly his vision goes black from top to bottom. Then the floor shifts underneath him and he falls. He tries to stand up, but it’s in vain. Disoriented and blind, Ka-bob rolls over onto his back. Above him he sees light, and that girl’s face again. It dawns on Ka-bob that he must be in a black bag of sorts.
Suddenly the face disappears and another one shows up. It’s Gigantor again. His head takes up most of the light, and the boy appears to be falling in. Suddenly he’s through, and Ka-bob realizes what’s about to happen.
“Oh, bloody hell.”
pheeeeeeeew...SQUISH
WINNER: BRITTANY
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closing statement: what's with you people and all yer damn lasers/lazers. Some useless equips you guys have to.
also, that was britany's infinte size bag of random crap Ka-bob fell into.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2008-01-16 21:16 ]</font>
http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=157911&forum=14
-
Now brought to you by Sord! Well, mostly anyways, Shligger tells me who wins and he writes my matches and the final one.
Tourny Bracket:
[spoiler-box]http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z121/feisord/tourneybracket.jpg[/spoiler-box]
Now then, on to presenting several names for a fat boy.
Quarter Finals
Round 1
Back in the Roman Coliseum from the first match…
Ka-bob sits in the middle of the arena, sipping tea while waiting for his next opponent. Finally the gates open and out comes… a little girl? Following behind her is a fat boy carrying a couple light scope guns.
“What have we here? Children? Surely this must be a joke.” Ka-bob continues sipping his tea, not even bothering to move.
“Hmph, get him tubby!” Brittany shouts. The human hippo begins running and jumping up and down, Flubber going everywhere. He fires his light scope guns and out comes lasers. Ka-bob immediately dives to the ground as several beams come his way. The lasers burn through the tea table and chair, causing them to collapse on the ground and shattering the tea set.
“I’ll have you know, that was fine china! Have at you!” Kabob stands up and takes off his monocle, aiming it at the bouncing ball of lard. Several lazers fire out of the monocle. They strike SirEatsALot, but they just can’t penetrate the blubber. Ka-bob begins to run zig-zags toward the RollyPolly, trying to at least get a head shot.
He fails, but manages to catch the Fatass anyways. He quickly knocks the guns out of the kids hand, then lets out a brutish roar “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH” before using his orcish strength to knock the heavy Butterball over. The kid falls to the ground, and finds that he can’t get up. The Planet flails uselessly on the ground like a turtle.
Ka-bob begins to laugh and kick the kid. Suddenly his vision goes black from top to bottom. Then the floor shifts underneath him and he falls. He tries to stand up, but it’s in vain. Disoriented and blind, Ka-bob rolls over onto his back. Above him he sees light, and that girl’s face again. It dawns on Ka-bob that he must be in a black bag of sorts.
Suddenly the face disappears and another one shows up. It’s Gigantor again. His head takes up most of the light, and the boy appears to be falling in. Suddenly he’s through, and Ka-bob realizes what’s about to happen.
“Oh, bloody hell.”
pheeeeeeeew...SQUISH
WINNER: BRITTANY
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closing statement: what's with you people and all yer damn lasers/lazers. Some useless equips you guys have to.
also, that was britany's infinte size bag of random crap Ka-bob fell into.
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2008-01-16 21:16 ]</font>