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SATatami
Feb 2, 2008, 11:07 AM
How's everyone? I'm just G-R-E-A-T~! In today's news, Dallgun died with the falling of the Guardian's Colony~! But that's alright cuz I'm just so totally postmodernly cute~! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif That's all for today's news~! Bye bye~! *waves like a retarded monkey*

Seriously. WTF's with Hal... o.o;



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Pengfishh
Feb 2, 2008, 11:10 AM
She's just chipper, is all.

SATatami
Feb 2, 2008, 11:11 AM
On 2008-02-02 08:10, Pengfishh wrote:
She's just chipper, is all.



I'd like to throw her in the chipper. >_>

seph_monkey
Feb 2, 2008, 11:26 AM
isnt this old news >.> i mean he did die in the end of episode 2

monkeys are aw---------some

pikachief
Feb 2, 2008, 11:29 AM
hal's awesome http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

SATatami
Feb 2, 2008, 11:37 AM
On 2008-02-02 08:26, seph_monkey wrote:
isnt this old news >.> i mean he did die in the end of episode 2

monkeys are aw---------some



Old news? I'm talking about Hal's incredibly ditzy attitude. >_>

Danger_Girl
Feb 2, 2008, 11:44 AM
Personally I think it's just one of those things that are lost in translation so to speak.

Retniwreven
Feb 2, 2008, 11:54 AM
Hal is paid to be happy. Always happy. Mind-numbingly happy. Brain-implant-causingly happy.

It's kind of like the episode of Ren and Stimpy with the Happy Helmet, minus the song.

Telina
Feb 2, 2008, 11:59 AM
oh lord, that song used to haunt my sleep o.O;;;;

and the episode freaked me out a good bit too if i remember right *shudder*

Anduril
Feb 2, 2008, 12:54 PM
Hal's just your typical news anchor, she can say horrible, saddening things with a great big smile and chipper attitude and then talk about mundane special interest stories with the same attitude. Kinda the reason I don't "watch" the news anymore.

fighgunners
Feb 2, 2008, 12:57 PM
i always thought its cuz hal is a little too young to do what shes doing

CelestialBlade
Feb 2, 2008, 12:59 PM
Hal is a fucking maniac, and that is why she is awesome. She could singlehandedly wipe out the SEED and the Illuminus.

Rasputin
Feb 2, 2008, 01:03 PM
On 2008-02-02 09:57, fighgunners wrote:
i always thought its cuz hal is a little too young to do what shes doing



Hal's a robot.

Anduril
Feb 2, 2008, 01:06 PM
On 2008-02-02 10:03, Rasputin wrote:

On 2008-02-02 09:57, fighgunners wrote:
i always thought its cuz hal is a little too young to do what shes doing



Hal's a robot.

I want scientific proof!

Retniwreven
Feb 2, 2008, 01:11 PM
On 2008-02-02 10:06, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-02 10:03, Rasputin wrote:

On 2008-02-02 09:57, fighgunners wrote:
i always thought its cuz hal is a little too young to do what shes doing



Hal's a robot.

I want scientific proof!

Last fellow who tried to get that was dragged off by men in suits and shades, driving large vans.

It's your funeral. =D

CelestialBlade
Feb 2, 2008, 01:18 PM
If Hal's a robot, why do the CAST hate her?

seph_monkey
Feb 2, 2008, 01:20 PM
On 2008-02-02 08:37, SATatami wrote:

On 2008-02-02 08:26, seph_monkey wrote:
isnt this old news >.> i mean he did die in the end of episode 2

monkeys are aw---------some



Old news? I'm talking about Hal's incredibly ditzy attitude. >_>



o i get it!
ah well doesnt matter if your ditzy aslong as your hot hahah

superdood22
Feb 2, 2008, 01:42 PM
On 2008-02-02 10:20, seph_monkey wrote:

On 2008-02-02 08:37, SATatami wrote:

On 2008-02-02 08:26, seph_monkey wrote:
isnt this old news >.> i mean he did die in the end of episode 2

monkeys are aw---------some



Old news? I'm talking about Hal's incredibly ditzy attitude. >_>



o i get it!
ah well doesnt matter if your ditzy aslong as your hot hahah

She is not and her weave looks like clay dough.

JaiBlue
Feb 2, 2008, 01:55 PM
Well at lest Hal couldn't possibly get any happier than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc

vfloresjr24
Feb 2, 2008, 02:04 PM
*looks out window* Oh noes!!! men in suits with shades and a large van!!! *Runs out back door*

SabZero
Feb 2, 2008, 02:32 PM
On 2008-02-02 10:18, Typheros wrote:
If Hal's a robot, why do the CAST hate her?


She's human. At least that's what it seemed in the 1up cup (deduced by the luck rating) http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif Although, now we saw Maya as human, who knows, really.

I think she's supposed to be human.

Omega_Weltall
Feb 2, 2008, 02:45 PM
i always hated her. Her japanese voice is like daggers in your brain, the english voice actress is alittle better but not by much. She doesnt make me want to murder the nearest living thing near me... rather have bees and hornets fighting in my ass than to listen to THAT again... ugh.. I mean realy?! How the hell can you be so damn chipper after reporitng a fucking holocaust on Moatoob by the AMF and millions dead or missplaced after the colony fall on Parum?!

Alamar
Feb 2, 2008, 03:05 PM
Hal = Awesome

seph_monkey
Feb 2, 2008, 03:32 PM
geez everyones a critic

SATatami
Feb 2, 2008, 03:33 PM
On 2008-02-02 12:32, seph_monkey wrote:
geez everyones a critic



I found this post to be derogatory and bland.

seph_monkey
Feb 2, 2008, 03:35 PM
On 2008-02-02 12:33, SATatami wrote:

On 2008-02-02 12:32, seph_monkey wrote:
geez everyones a critic



I found this post to be derogatory and bland.


hahahah stupid

its true dammit lol

ThEoRy
Feb 2, 2008, 05:18 PM
shouldn't this topic be fkl'd?

Complex_Jao
Feb 2, 2008, 05:20 PM
I like jap hal...shes coooooool

RemiusTA
Feb 2, 2008, 07:44 PM
Japanese hal is the most annoying mother fucking character ive ever had the misfortune of hearing.

Listening to her is like having someone force a flat blut object into your brain through your ear and out the opposite eye.

The casts hate her because she gives them the Rage. That ain't the SEED Virus.

Kylie
Feb 2, 2008, 07:47 PM
There are a lot of mistakes in story missions, so I never anticipate much.

I actually enjoy Hal's reports though.

Angelo
Feb 2, 2008, 07:52 PM
The original Hal voice (japanese version) is cuter in my opinion.

chaostroop3
Feb 2, 2008, 08:05 PM
i like hal lol

Googlebonker
Feb 2, 2008, 08:22 PM
Wow! Have you people never watched a next episode preview from Excel Saga? Try listening to one of those for half an hour.

There have been more annoying sounds in the world than Hal's voice. : D

Hal is quite a chipper-seeming girl, but that's probably part of her job. I'd rather see her chipper than bawling and emo.

Retniwreven
Feb 2, 2008, 08:34 PM
"Just smile and read the teleprompter, and nothing bad will happen to your family."

Omega_Weltall
Feb 2, 2008, 09:41 PM
On 2008-02-02 17:22, Googlebonker wrote:
Wow! Have you people never watched a next episode preview from Excel Saga? Try listening to one of those for half an hour.

There have been more annoying sounds in the world than Hal's voice. : D

Hal is quite a chipper-seeming girl, but that's probably part of her job. I'd rather see her chipper than bawling and emo.



dood i love Excel Saga (Haaail Illapalazo-sama ^_^) and yes her voice is annoying as hell but it fits Excel SOOOO perfectly. Hal... Hal... ugh like friggen daggers...

SATatami
Feb 2, 2008, 09:42 PM
On 2008-02-02 18:41, Omega_Weltall wrote:

On 2008-02-02 17:22, Googlebonker wrote:
Wow! Have you people never watched a next episode preview from Excel Saga? Try listening to one of those for half an hour.

There have been more annoying sounds in the world than Hal's voice. : D

Hal is quite a chipper-seeming girl, but that's probably part of her job. I'd rather see her chipper than bawling and emo.



dood i love Excel Saga (Haaail Illapalazo-sama ^_^) and yes her voice is annoying as hell but it fits Excel SOOOO perfectly. Hal... Hal... ugh like friggen daggers...



Excel Saga's nothing compared to Hal. >:3

Omega_Weltall
Feb 2, 2008, 10:03 PM
THIS is less painful than listening to Hal

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/OmegaWeltall/0202082200.jpg
(god i have a huge fucking nose in this pic >_< )

SATatami
Feb 2, 2008, 10:05 PM
On 2008-02-02 19:03, Omega_Weltall wrote:
THIS is less painful than listening to Hal

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/OmegaWeltall/0202082200.jpg
(god i have a huge fucking nose in this pic >_< )



LOL. You look so sad. It's amazing.
(and yeah, you do. o.O)

CeruleanWitch
Feb 2, 2008, 10:06 PM
Hal reminds me of Ulala from Space Channel 5.

Mystil
Feb 2, 2008, 10:33 PM
On 2008-02-02 10:11, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-02 10:06, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-02 10:03, Rasputin wrote:

On 2008-02-02 09:57, fighgunners wrote:
i always thought its cuz hal is a little too young to do what shes doing



Hal's a robot.

I want scientific proof!

Last fellow who tried to get that was dragged off by men in suits and shades, driving large vans.

It's your funeral. =D


I escaped =o

Poncho_Jr
Feb 2, 2008, 10:56 PM
On 2008-02-02 08:07, SATatami wrote:
How's everyone? I'm just G-R-E-A-T~! In today's news, Dallgun died with the falling of the Guardian's Colony~! But that's alright cuz I'm just so totally postmodernly cute~! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif That's all for today's news~! Bye bye~! *waves like a retarded monkey*

Seriously. WTF's with Hal... o.o;



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This is what you call hawtness.

Chuck_Norris
Feb 2, 2008, 11:19 PM
Hal's american voice actor is terrible. Even Ethan's voice wasn't THAT bad http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

icewyrm
Feb 2, 2008, 11:57 PM
So I was bringing coffee to the backroom of the news station Hal works at, when I saw this.
[spoiler-box]http://users4.nofeehost.com/icewyrm/Images/backroom.png[/spoiler-box]

She said she'd dropped a contact lens :/

Ryoten
Feb 3, 2008, 02:31 AM
On 2008-02-02 20:57, icewyrm wrote:
So I was bringing coffee to the backroom of the news station Hal works at, when I saw this.
[spoiler-box]http://users4.nofeehost.com/icewyrm/Images/backroom.png[/spoiler-box]

She said she'd dropped a contact lens :/


Guess who is the REAL mastermind behind the Illuminus? lol

EngelBlut
Feb 3, 2008, 03:28 AM
On 2008-02-02 19:05, SATatami wrote:

On 2008-02-02 19:03, Omega_Weltall wrote:
THIS is less painful than listening to Hal

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/OmegaWeltall/0202082200.jpg
(god i have a huge fucking nose in this pic >_< )



LOL. You look so sad. It's amazing.
(and yeah, you do. o.O)

omg hes black!!!!!!!!!!!and he has a knife omg please dont rob that liquor store... but this here is a joy to hear
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Blutfatal/l_ef5e9c40c02bd6b94511722b93a47f9c.jpg

Kietrinia
Feb 3, 2008, 11:34 AM
I liked her purple outfit better personally. Her new white one is..ehh.. :

seph_monkey
Feb 3, 2008, 04:10 PM
On 2008-02-02 19:06, CeruleanWitch wrote:
Hal reminds me of Ulala from Space Channel 5.



isnt hal from space channel 5? thats what a friend o mine said

CeruleanWitch
Feb 3, 2008, 04:25 PM
Space Channel 5 is done by Sega, so I wouldn't doubt she would be from Space Channel 5. However, I don't remember her being in the game.

Proto07
Feb 3, 2008, 04:37 PM
Happy Artificial Loli