Challenge: Kill the rock.

[Randomness]

There is a giant rock in front of you. Its not doing anything, but its there. Kill it.

[Anduril]

My trusty, rusty hammer finally gets it's chance to shine! (Well, not literally, seeing as it's all rusty)

[Nitro Vordex]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_HvKGbzQ8z0

[AlexCraig]

Can't I just roll it off a cliff into a deep lake?

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-09 15:51, AlexCraig wrote:
Can't I just roll it off a cliff into a deep lake?



You could. Would that kill it though?

[Nitro Vordex]

Well, it can't drown, considering it can't breathe.
however, it WOULD erode in the water.
Alex wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[AlexCraig]

*Bows* Thank you, I am here til... whenever I decide to log off.

[Nitro Vordex]

Or you get kicked off. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[AlexCraig]

That too...

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-09 15:56, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Well, it can't drown, considering it can't breathe.
however, it WOULD erode in the water.
Alex wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



On the contrary, even eroded to sand, it still isnt dead.

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2008-02-09 16:29, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-09 15:56, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Well, it can't drown, considering it can't breathe.
however, it WOULD erode in the water.
Alex wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



On the contrary, even eroded to sand, it still isnt dead.


Fine, you want to be technical??
You can't kill what's not alive.
Something can't be dead unless it was alive.
I win.
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[AlexCraig]

A person diced to bits is dead. A tree chopped into spars is dead. A rock eroded my water is dead.

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-09 16:33, Nitro_Vordex wrote:

On 2008-02-09 16:29, Randomness wrote:

On 2008-02-09 15:56, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
Well, it can't drown, considering it can't breathe.
however, it WOULD erode in the water.
Alex wins. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



On the contrary, even eroded to sand, it still isnt dead.


Fine, you want to be technical??
You can't kill what's not alive.
Something can't be dead unless it was alive.
I win.
</thread>



Yes, you're absolutely correct, but you don't win. This is quite doable with a little magic.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

That Fatal Fury Animuuuvie was weirder than the SF ones, I'll give them that.

[TalHex]

one antimatter drop and its all over, the rock will be dead

(antimatter + matter = annhilation of said matter converting it entirely into energy)

i win!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Antimatter causes cancer, you win radiation therapy.

[ShinMaruku]

On 2008-02-09 21:03, TalonKitsune wrote:
one antimatter drop and its all over, the rock will be dead

(antimatter + matter = annhilation of said matter converting it entirely into energy)

i win!


You'll get a massive explosion

[Nitro Vordex]

He's got you there Talon.

[TalHex]

matter to energy does usually result in an explosion, but the components of the rock will be gone! only way to destroy matter is to convert it *nodding sagely*

[Nitro Vordex]

Well, technically the energy is the components of the rock.
Or was, until it decided to go Electrode on us.

[Randomness]

And you've merely metamorphised the rock, still not dead yet.

[Ashkahn]

We could just hurl it into a black hole and reduce it to a quantum singularity.

Of course, then we would only have a sub-atomic rock...

Damn. This is tough. How about we just plot ways to use said rock to kill other people?

[TalHex]

its impossible due to matter conservancy

"matter can neither be destroyed nor created"

[Randomness]

Well, if it was ALIVE, you could kill it, couldn't you?

[Anduril]

What if I put some googly eyes on it and smash it with a hammer?
But wait, what if it's just a guy dressed as a rock?

[Nitro Vordex]

You guys need to remember, we are trying to kill the rock, not destroy it.
Yes, there is a difference.

[Anduril]

So why don't we just drop the rock here in Fresh Kills Landfill? Wouldn't that technically kill it?

[Nitro Vordex]

No, that would mutate it.

[Shergon]

Why kill it, just walk around it???

[Nitro Vordex]

On 2008-02-10 17:33, Shergon wrote:
Why kill it, just walk around it???


Because, it's defying us.

[TalHex]

because its a rock and its there! thats why!

[Shergon]

Good point.

[Randomness]

You guys need to think outside the box a bit more.

*animates rock into a golem*
*blows golem to peices*

See? Dead rock.

[Shergon]

A Golem it still a rock. So it isn't alive.

[KojiroAK]

On 2008-02-09 12:41, Randomness wrote:
There is a giant rock in front of you. Its not doing anything, but its there. Kill it.



Good idea, i dont want to smell, what the rock is cooking anyway.

[Shergon]

how big is the rock???

[KojiroAK]

On 2008-02-11 16:44, Shergon wrote:
how big is the rock???



6 ft 1 in or 1.91 meters

The Rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(entertainer))

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

If he is known by Swiss, possibly very big.

Not Pele' big, but big enough to be cookin'.

[Sord]

erase the e in "emet" inscribed on it's forhead to make it "met."

or just carve R.I.P. into it

[KojiroAK]

On 2008-02-11 17:04, Sord wrote:
or just carve R.I.P. into it



Wouldn't that make you become a ripper?

[Nitro Vordex]

Let's just carve "Best by Sept. 5, 2001" into it.