Challenge: Haiku Thread Plox.

[Retniwreven]

This thread is for you
to write lots of weird haikus
do it now or else.

I don't care about
the subject that you will use
just match the format.

If you speak normal
you will be thrown into a
pit of flaming ants.

[Retniwreven]

Yes, I am aware
that haikus are supposed to
be about nature.

[SATatami]

Why are you wanting
haikus to steal for
your purpose of death?

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-11 10:04, SATatami wrote:
Why are you wanting
haikus to steal for
your purpose of death?

Fail. Your haiku is
missing two syllables in
the middle part there

[Alizarin]

My little Newman
While older than she appears
Is still a loli

My kind passive beast
A Drinker and a Gambler
Has quite a problem

My nonchalant CAST
Outdated and Middle-aged
In need of upgrade

My cute small Human
Lover of red and justice
Hot-Blooded for life


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[Retniwreven]

While quite a nice bit
of haiku on your post there
I must inform you.

The haiku about
your beast, the gambling addict
is missing a bit.

The poor middle line
she is one syllable short
but an easy fix.

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[Alizarin]

You are quite correct
An adjustment is needed
Just need one more thing

[Anduril]

I despise hiakus
They are very annoying
Why must you do this?

[Alizarin]

This is a challenge
I wonder how long this lasts?
Could be a while now

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-11 10:51, Anduril wrote:
I despise hiakus
They are very annoying
Why must you do this?

It could be much worse
haikus do not take much work
unlike some poems.

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-11 11:00, Retniwreven wrote:
It could be much worse
haikus do not take much work
unlike some poems.


That is very true
But what I must know is this:
Why did you start this?

[Alizarin]

If I were to think
A possible reason is
Perhaps of boredom?

[Anduril]

You may be right there
I can see that as the truth
Alas I am hooked

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-11 11:04, Anduril wrote:
That is very true
But what I must know is this:
Why did you start this?
Because I felt like
making a thread about some
haikus at work, lulz.

[Anduril]

I need to eat now
I think I'll get a bread bowl
The kind from Quizno's

This is really fun
I think I'm getting the hang
Of this haiku stuff

Albiet not true
And wholly proper haikus
Just the basic form

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[Retniwreven]

The kind from Quiznos?
That is where I was going
to get lunch today.

[Anduril]

Yes one from Quizno's
The best soup there is chili
There's one on campus

There it is now fixed
My error shall now be seen
Fixing word in bold


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[Alizarin]

Ah, good old Quiznos
They make some good sandwiches
But my wallet cries

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-11 11:58, Anduril wrote:
Yes from Quizno's
The best soup there is chili
There's one on campus

Correct me if I
am most mistaken in this
but that line seems short.

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-11 12:39, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-11 11:58, Anduril wrote:
Yes from Quizno's
The best soup there is chili
There's one on campus

Correct me if I
am most mistaken in this
but that line seems short.


OH damn my mistake
Time to go back and revise
I feel like a fool

[Retniwreven]

This thread makes me laugh
No one has broken format
This is very good.

[Anduril]

I think since just four
People have posted in here
Format will not break

[Alizarin]

It is still early
Most people are not free yet
Give it some more time

[Retniwreven]

I have returned from
my adventure to Quiznos
yay costly sandwich

[Anduril]

Costly but good no?
Five bucks says this thread gets screwed
Up in one hour

[Alizarin]

I feel hungry now
Quiznos is too pricy now
Need other option

[Alizarin]

Five bucks goes to food
And I can't see that happen
'cause I got class soon

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-11 13:12, Anduril wrote:
Costly but good no?
Five bucks says this thread gets screwed
Up in one hour

I have called you out
once more to face the music
but I might fail too.

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-11 13:15, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-11 13:12, Anduril wrote:
Costly but good no?
Five bucks says this thread gets screwed
Up in one hour

I have called you out
once more to face the music
but I might fail too.


Up in one hou-r?
I believe that is five notes
At least how I speak.

I pronounce it as
Follows in this line: ow-er
As you see that's two

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[Retniwreven]

Ah, I see your point
I myself say it in one
so that might be why.

[Anduril]

Yes, region can change
How a word might be pronounced
But now off to class

[Retniwreven]

I am here at work
there is not a lot to do
no classes for me.

[Nitro Vordex]

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

[Mewnie]

newman lolis yes
we seek them out and procure
in the party van

[Retniwreven]

Mewnie! So good to
see you posting in this thread.
Keep on collecting.

[astuarlen]

Why do people think
this is the actual way
to compose haiku?


the wind cavorting with chimes
is innocent of algebra
two frogs dance the foxtrot

[Sord]

haiku is only good
when said and written
in it's original language

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-11 10:02, Retniwreven wrote:
Yes, I am aware
that haikus are supposed to
be about nature.
Because most of us
are using them to hold a
decent discussion.

[astuarlen]

a running hawk's
talons grasp no prey
dust-filled puddles

[Anduril]

Now to satisfy
Those who are haiku purists
With a nature one:

The little bunny
Runs from the hungry bobcat
That's some good eating

[Alizarin]

colorful forest
soft refreshing springtime breeze
raining pink petals

[astuarlen]

Not the point not the
point not the point not the point
five more syllables

[Dhylec]

five syllables here..
some seven syllables there..
and voila, haiku~

[pikachief]

What is a Haiku?
I had to search on google -_-
Now i know Haiku http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Nitro Vordex]

I can eat stuff that
would kill an ordinary
animal, well wow.

[Nitro Vordex]

Syllable of two
Someone likes furries today
no breaking rules th;ough

[pikachief]

i dont like furries
shes the same as my girlfriend
in so many ways

[Alizarin]

Some information
Should not be shared publicly
This is one of them

[Sord]

On 2008-02-11 18:37, Anduril wrote:
The little bunny
Runs from the hungry bobcat
That's some good eating


I like this one, made me laugh.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-02-11 20:12, astuarlen wrote:
Not the point not the
point not the point not the point
five more syllables


Shits makes no grammatical sensenomicals. Sentence, just broken, into 3 liners.

When our Solly becomes 5th grade English teacher(in a couple more decades after some more fulfilling jay oh bee's and the money ain't importante') he will teach urazz some haiku!

That's right.
I didn't Haiku in this shizzle. Deal witzzle, shigglez.