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TheOneHero
Feb 12, 2008, 05:26 PM
This is a story, of Le TOH as a younger ninja. A story of how I saved two young lives, and influenced one of the most powerful city-states of the time.

Upon my travels in the east, inspiring artist and poets across the Mediterranean, I came across a dying boy, who's caravan had been wiped out by marauders. He was the only survivor, but barely alive. He was bruised and broken and lost quite a bit of blood.

Knowing only I could save the young life, I poured my Ninja Blood into his veins. The boy, having received this gift of mine, made a quick and full recovery.

In addition to his miracle, he was given unfathomable strength, speed, and power. I took him under my wing, and over the years I instructed him in the art of battle, mathematics, philosophy, literature, and art.

As we traveled across Macedonia, we found a young girl who had been beaten after she stood up for her mother. (Whom unfortunately, was beaten to death after her daughter made a stand.)

The young-man I traveled with, begged me to save her, for he was captivated by her beauty. I did so and she too made a quick and full recovery, also given the gifts of my blood as the young-man.

I spent time teaching her as well, and a few years later I set them up in a beautiful land and bid them farewell.

Over the years I kept track of them from afar, stopping in their land and making sure they were all right. They had many children, and a few centuries later produced one of the greatest men in History.


King Leonidas.


Welcome to Sparta.

Nitro Vordex
Feb 12, 2008, 05:32 PM
tl;dr

Sgt_Shligger
Feb 12, 2008, 05:40 PM
So that's the story. Who needs Homer when you have The One Hero?

Wyndham
Feb 12, 2008, 05:52 PM
nifteh!

Blitzkommando
Feb 12, 2008, 05:59 PM
Never been to Sparta, but I have been to Rome and Athens. They had really good chili dogs in Athens.

Shadowpawn
Feb 12, 2008, 07:22 PM
On 2008-02-12 14:26, TheOneHero wrote:

I instructed him in the art of battle, mathematics, philosophy, literature, and art.




Redundant much?

Energy fuel! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&feature=related)

astuarlen
Feb 12, 2008, 07:30 PM
On 2008-02-12 16:22, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-02-12 14:26, TheOneHero wrote:

I instructed him in the art of battle, mathematics, philosophy, literature, and art.




Redundant much?

Energy fuel! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&feature=related)



Who would win in a fight, Patton or Pollock?

TheOneHero
Feb 12, 2008, 08:03 PM
On 2008-02-12 16:22, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-02-12 14:26, TheOneHero wrote:

I instructed him in the art of battle, mathematics, philosophy, literature, and art.




Redundant much?

Energy fuel! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&feature=related)



WRONG!

True Story btw. Seriously.

Nitro Vordex
Feb 12, 2008, 09:55 PM
When God gives you lemons
YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

VanHalen
Feb 12, 2008, 10:33 PM
Wait, you happened to be the correct bloodtype for both children?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Feb 13, 2008, 12:21 AM
On 2008-02-12 19:33, VanHalen wrote:
Wait, you happened to be the correct bloodtype for both children?


And Ninja are vampires now? And Sparta Zangief Underwear men?

That Blade the series was on during insomniac hours and was pretty lame, but again brought around the blood transfusion vampire reanimation zombification without the brain dead theory.

TheOneHero
Feb 13, 2008, 12:50 AM
On 2008-02-12 19:33, VanHalen wrote:
Wait, you happened to be the correct bloodtype for both children?



Dude, Ninja, remember? Ninja is the universal bloodtype; it's liquid awesomeness.

raikomaru40
Feb 13, 2008, 07:46 AM
On 2008-02-12 16:30, astuarlen wrote:

On 2008-02-12 16:22, Shadowpawn wrote:

On 2008-02-12 14:26, TheOneHero wrote:

I instructed him in the art of battle, mathematics, philosophy, literature, and art.




Redundant much?

Energy fuel! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&feature=related)



Who would win in a fight, Patton or Pollock?



as in pollock, jackson? patton all the way