Oranges.

[Retniwreven]

Why are they so freaking orange? They're smug about it, too. Sitting in their little bunches, always staring at me, plotting against my non-orangeness.

It's not my fault I used some for a horrible 'scientific' experiment. Well, okay, sure, it is, but do they have to keep judging me for it? I don't think it's fair at all. How would you like it if I judged YOU, you smug little orange bastards?

I've got to get them before they get me. I have to stop the madness. Their plots will affect you all if I can't save us.

Oranges, man. They're going to get us all.

[PhotonDrop]

Tie 'em up in a burlap sac and beat your kids with it. It won't leave a bruise, but it'll let them know who's boss. *sips kool-aid*

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 10:20, PhotonDrop wrote:
Tie 'em up in a burlap sac and beat your kids with it. It won't leave a bruise, but it'll let them know who's boss. *sips kool-aid*

I don't have kids.
Thank god. I'm a terrible role model.

[PhotonDrop]

Even without kids, I highly suggest tying the oranges up in a burlap sack. They're natural enemies. *sips kool-aid*

[Retniwreven]

But this burlap sack says 'Oranges' on it. It's obviously a coconspirator to their orangey plot... wait a minute! You! You're drinking orange kool-aid! You... You... ORANGEY!

Lulz Oran.

[PhotonDrop]

Ever seen a sack of potatoes? A wild burlap sack, upon birth is imprinted with it's favorite prey.

That's why you see a sack of oranges say "oranges" on it.

Also this is pink strawberry kool-aid for teh Valentines :3 *sips kool-aid*

[raikomaru40]

WTF is up w/ the kool-aid? are you obsessed or something? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[PhotonDrop]

It's how I'm spending my Valentines Day, fuck off >o *sips kool-aid*

[Retniwreven]

You're still an orange supporter, you Oran you...

[raikomaru40]

On 2008-02-14 11:45, PhotonDrop wrote:
It's how I'm spending my Valentines Day, fuck off >o *sips kool-aid*



http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif temper, temper. is that any way to enjoy the holiday of love? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_hamster.gif



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[Anduril]

Oranges aren't the enemy, Tangelos are. They are evil hybrids, just like those Aliens from that one movie whose name escapes me. That's why they are clowns' natural enemies. Clowns are composed of pure good, and tangelos are their polar opposites! Stop the Tangelos! Stop them now!

[Retniwreven]

Down with the orange agenda!
Their plans must be stopped!
End the soon to be imposed orange oppression plan!
Use your words and your fire!

[raikomaru40]

tangelos are delicious. oranges suck the most

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 11:47, Anduril wrote:
Clowns are composed of pure good
The point where your argument became null and void.

[Alizarin]

I want kool-aid. ;_;

And oranges. I think they paid me off, because I can't badmouth them. >>

[raikomaru40]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif mm hmm, mm hmm

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-14 11:49, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-14 11:47, Anduril wrote:
Clowns are composed of pure good
The point where your argument became null and void.

Oh really? Can you tell me of an evil clown? I'm not talking about guys who dress up like clowns. I mean the clown race. They are the ones who created all the wonderful things you enjoy to do.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 11:51, Anduril wrote:
Oh really? Can you tell me of an evil clown? I'm not talking about guys who dress up like clowns. I mean the clown race. They are the ones who created all the wonderful things you enjoy to do.
I like to play clownball. It involves an aluminum bat and liberal amounts of clown. This is the only thing I enjoy that requires clowns in any form to do. =X

[raikomaru40]

On 2008-02-14 11:51, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-14 11:49, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-14 11:47, Anduril wrote:
Clowns are composed of pure good
The point where your argument became null and void.

Oh really? Can you tell me of an evil clown? I'm not talking about guys who dress up like clowns. I mean the clown race. They are the ones who created all the wonderful things you enjoy to do.



i win

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/4/7991766_3c2539ac09.jpg

[Anduril]

Think what you will. You'll all be sorry when the Tangelos attack, and only I get saved bhy the clowns. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 11:55, Anduril wrote:
Think what you will. You'll all be sorry when the Tangelos attack, and only I get saved bhy the clowns. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif
*Fills a burlap sack labelled 'oranges' with Tangelos, and then beats you with it*

[PhotonDrop]

Wait, what's this? Billy and Mandy references? That's worse than the weirdo PSU players! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

... *sips kool-aid*

[raikomaru40]

ha, that kind of backfired, didn't it? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif

[raikomaru40]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif not billy and mandy, clowns are just all-around evil

[Retniwreven]

Clowns are conspiring together with oranges to defeat the noble Tangelo! We must work together and stop the madness!

[raikomaru40]

tangelo, hoooo!!!!!

[Anduril]

*with severe injuries from tangelo beating* I will...have.....MY REVENGE!!!!! *death-gurggle*

[raikomaru40]

not likely, Retniwreven has informed me that they are laced w/ poison. been nice knowin' ya! ( http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif )

[raikomaru40]

http://www.alliednetservices.com/clipart/clowns_sticker.jpg

[Anduril]

*respawns 3 feet away from his own corpse* Well, they sent me back. They said I looked to wierd for the afterlife. And I have seen the truth. The oranges have made a pact with the forces of all citrus fruits to erradicate all sweet fruits. I wonder where this leaves avocados and tomatoes?

[CelestialBlade]

http://across.gryvon.net/images/thumb/c/cd/ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg/722px-ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg

I can't reach them.....I just wanted an orange..... ;_;

[raikomaru40]

they live.....for now..... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

[raikomaru40]

NOOOO!!! THEY'RE EVIL!!!! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ANYTHING WE'VE BEEN SAYING?!?!?!?!?!?

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 12:18, Typheros wrote:
I can't reach them.....I just wanted an orange..... ;_;
A) That's adorable.
B) Those are Tan Gerines, the mutant offspring of PSU oranges and Rappies. You're safe. Just mind the feathers.

[raikomaru40]

they're good, but not as good as tangelos. TANGELOS FTW!!!

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-14 12:18, Typheros wrote:
[spoiler-box]http://across.gryvon.net/images/thumb/c/cd/ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg/722px-ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg[/spoiler-box]

I can't reach them.....I just wanted an orange..... ;_;

Sweet lord, That's eye-bleedingly cute......

[raikomaru40]

On 2008-02-14 12:33, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-14 12:18, Typheros wrote:
[spoiler-box]http://across.gryvon.net/images/thumb/c/cd/ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg/722px-ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg[/spoiler-box]

I can't reach them.....I just wanted an orange..... ;_;

Sweet lord, That's eye-bleedingly cute......



it's not that cute.... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-14 12:34, raikomaru40 wrote:

On 2008-02-14 12:33, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-14 12:18, Typheros wrote:
[spoiler-box]http://across.gryvon.net/images/thumb/c/cd/ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg/722px-ChelseaLiekTangerine.jpg[/spoiler-box]

I can't reach them.....I just wanted an orange..... ;_;

Sweet lord, That's eye-bleedingly cute......



it's not that cute.... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

I'm entitled to my opinion, you Tangelo sympathizer.

[Retniwreven]

If only I were at home... I'd show you eye-bleedingly cute. >_>

[raikomaru40]

how's this for cute? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/gingerbread.gif

[TalHex]

oranges... we should just crush them its not like they have blood or feelings! *crushes an orange, blood spurts everywhere* ahhhh! the oranges are alive!

[Anduril]

I think that might have been an orange armadillo. You fiend....

EDIT: Or a blood orange, I guess...

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[raikomaru40]

are you sure it's not just a blood orange?

[raikomaru40]

youz gotta check these things b4 you go and freak out, silly goose

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-14 12:49, raikomaru40 wrote:
youz gotta check these things b4 you go and freak out, silly goose

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rant.gif If I ever thought about anything rationally I wouldn't be here right now. Don't tell me not to freak out. I've been freaking out since before you were born! Why in my day freaking out ensured that you would live to see the next day! And let me tell you back then.... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_sleep.gif

[raikomaru40]

good, he's asleep. someone drug him w/ crack. he'll never know what hit him.

[Retniwreven]

Put an orange in his mouth.

[Anduril]

*chokes on orange*

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 12:57, Anduril wrote:
*chokes on orange*

See? SEE what I told you? Oranges are out to get us all! Sure, I crammed three of them in there and taped their mouth shut, but still!

[Anduril]

*respawned 1/2 mile away from corpse adn ahs just made it back* Seriously, what the hell? Why do you keep doing that to me. They really don't want me on the other side. BTW, the Oranges say hi.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 13:08, Anduril wrote:
*respawned 1/2 mile away from corpse adn ahs just made it back* Seriously, what the hell? Why do you keep doing that to me. They really don't want me on the other side. BTW, the Oranges say hi.
Because it's fun, and I needed a spare body. You weren't using the old one, were you? *Tosses it into a sack and walks off somewhere*

[Anduril]

Umm.... Keep it I guess. Just don't do lewd things to it...

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 13:25, Anduril wrote:
Umm.... Keep it I guess. Just don't do lewd things to it...

I make no promises. =X

[Anduril]

On 2008-02-14 13:31, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-14 13:25, Anduril wrote:
Umm.... Keep it I guess. Just don't do lewd things to it...

I make no promises. =X

Then I have no choice. *presses the button, detonating the bomb in his corpse* Hope that didn't hurt you too much, get a towel, you're covered in me.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 13:32, Anduril wrote:

On 2008-02-14 13:31, Retniwreven wrote:

On 2008-02-14 13:25, Anduril wrote:
Umm.... Keep it I guess. Just don't do lewd things to it...

I make no promises. =X

Then I have no choice. *presses the button, detonating the bomb in his corpse* Hope that didn't hurt you too much, get a towel, you're covered in me.

*Shrugs and picks up the little fragmented, ashy, puddley bits, carrying them off in a bucket*
I'll reconstitute them later.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-14 13:31, Retniwreven wrote:

I make no promises. =X



It's true.

And I sympathize with Mandarin Oranges. They're too small and sweet to be evil. Navel Oranges on the other hand... >>



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[Nitro Vordex]

What the hell is goin' on in here.

No, don't answer that question, I'll just clean up in he-

Wait wait wait, oranges? Oh hell no, you can clean that shit up yourself.

[Alizarin]

Got Oranges? Make orange juice.

[Nitro Vordex]

If God gives you oranges
THEN YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

[Out_Kast]

They called them Lemons, not Yellows, for a reason.
Which lame-minded individual decided to call them 'Oranges'?

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 14:22, Out_Kast wrote:
They called them Lemons, not Yellows, for a reason.
Which lame-minded individual decided to call them 'Oranges'?

The same wiseass who called them Violets and Roses.

[Alizarin]

Maybe the fruit invented the color.

[Out_Kast]

Y'ever see a Fruit working on a Drawing Board?

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 14:34, Alizarin wrote:
Maybe the fruit invented the color.

Fruit can't invent color. It lacks arms to write the names.

[Alizarin]

I mean the dood who invented the name saw an orange first and coined the term orange to describe the color :/

I checked, and I was right (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_%28colour%29) after all. Fufufu~

[Out_Kast]

Wow, he sure had a serious imagination...

[Alizarin]

I would rather say orange than "geoluhread". :3

[Out_Kast]

I guess so.
Maybe I'll go eat a long yellow...

[Alizarin]

And I feel like enjoying a big green-yellow green with red inside.

[Out_Kast]

I can't quite fathom out what that might be... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-14 14:56, Out_Kast wrote:
I can't quite fathom out what that might be... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


http://www.fruits-vegetables-spices.com/large_fruits/watermelon.jpg

[Out_Kast]

Oh.

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif I've failed.

[Alizarin]

Might be the lack of Vitamin-C.

[Retniwreven]

Right. I'm going to go eat a flourescent pink with stringy orange-pink and black inside.

[Out_Kast]

I'm clueless. Fill me in.

[Alizarin]

We're still talkin' bout fruits and veggies, right?

[Retniwreven]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Pitaya2.jpg
Yes.

[Alizarin]

In that case, I'm quite fond of the fuzzball brown with the green inside.
Hijacked from Orange Conspiracies to "Guess that Fruit/Vegetable"


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[Retniwreven]

Mmm.. Kiwi.

[Alizarin]

Correct!
Your prize is a big yellow spikeball with a taste and smell that has a love it or hate it relationship with most people.

[Retniwreven]

What, Durian? Never tried em.

[Retniwreven]

I think I'll pass on this brownish-greeny, full of orangey goo one, though...

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-14 15:43, Retniwreven wrote:
I think I'll pass on this brownish-greeny, full of orangey goo one, though...


Sounds like rotten fruit to me. X3
*lost*


On 2008-02-14 15:23, Retniwreven wrote:
What, Durian? Never tried em.



Acquired taste, really. The smell alone turned me off from it.

[Retniwreven]

On 2008-02-14 17:15, Alizarin wrote:
Sounds like rotten fruit to me. X3
*lost*
Tamarind, dear.
But in some cases it might as well be rotten fruit.

[Alizarin]

*Facepalm* we had those in my home country. I think I tried some... or at least saw some.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Home country? Or country home?

Is PD's V-Day kool-aid orange? Orange Kool-Aid isn't bad.

[Alizarin]

On 2008-02-14 19:48, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Home country? Or country home?


Home country, I was born in the Philippines before moving to the states.

[CelestialBlade]

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a candy sucker from Guatemala.



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