Shadowpawn became an internet boss!

[VanHalen]

OH SHI!

[Shadowpawn]

>_>

Sssh, it's a sercet.

[VanHalen]

I wonder who the first boss is? I need to know my underlings!

[Shadowpawn]

I wouldn't know that, however...

[spoiler-box]Moo's the final boss of the internet.[/spoiler-box]

[VanHalen]

Indeed.

My duties as the third boss is to move and attack in an annoying pattern with annoying attacks. I'm not really hard but the player loses lives to me since they never see that stray random bullet I shot and run into it. Thus making my level not enjoyable to fans of THE GAME.

[Tact]

The Internet is a game? I always thought it was serious business.

[Nitro Vordex]

As the first boss I talk a tough game, with really bad disses, and I'm very hard...to newbies.

[Randomness]

As an ultra-hidden boss only accessible through near-suicidal areas and astounding feats, I claim the right to use attacks that are nearly unavoidable and/or deal absurd amounts of damage. I also am likely to take an eternity to beat and have some massive AI flaw that spells my ultimate undoing.

[VanHalen]

On 2008-02-14 18:08, Tact wrote:
The Internet is a game? I always thought it was serious business.



We are what make the internet serious. You the players have to stop us. *annoying AI pattern*

[TalHex]

I am that boss who you fight early on and kicks your ass always no matter your stats, then only appears in cutscenes after that

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

He's the boss alright.

Get back to your shifts @ the GOD bottling factory!
Spamada National GDP doesn't grow itself!!