If real life were like PSU...

[MinervaEros]

If real life were like PSU...

1. A pair of pants would cost 10 times more than a handgun.

2. Your garbage disposal would respond with things like "This doesn't taste very fresh.

3. Toy Plushies of animals would consist of parts of the actual animal.

[Satyricon]

4. Somewhere after the lunch break, I would reach my full meter and nano the entire office into a pounded, shredded mess.

[Chuck_Norris]

5. Half the planet would be made up of robots.

6. Every person would have a small child following them around.

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[Chuck_Norris]

On 2008-02-20 14:27, RACast_Raiden wrote:

On 2008-02-20 14:25, Chuck_Norris wrote:
5. Half the planet would be made up of CASTs.


Fix'd



Nah, i'm counting the enemies too.

[RACast_Raiden]

On 2008-02-20 14:25, Chuck_Norris wrote:
5. Half the planet would be made up of CASTs.


Fix'd

[Syl]

7. If you get into a lethal accident, just be sure to use that scape doll.

8. Your stores will now be ran by PM 400 series bots.

Oops overcounted <.<

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[Lamak]

9.) The majority of women would be lolis.

[PhantomPain]

10.) People would can walk around with dangerous weapons with out a second thought.

[Crazy_Hunter]

11.) When a fighter launches a Jabroga, he kills the mob... his team.. and the entire area he's in and create a 10ft crater.



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[RACast_Raiden]

also

12. Stay away from Ppl who Writes Owned S ranks on their Shirts

[Ken_Silver]

13.) No one would go to clubs because you would hear the PSU 1up club theme as much as we hear "Hey there Delilah."

14.) Neudaiz would always be where the coolest Video Games come from.

15.) There would be "class" discrimination between the 4 races

16.) Shoes from Parum would be the equivalent of today's Nike.



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[Syl]

17. Dishing out LOL BIG NUMBARS would be the equivalent of showing off your tuned up car.

[Indica]

George W Bush and the Pope would be insta-killed with Megid !!



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[superdood22]

Alot of that would be VERY boring.

[Tekershee]

19. I'd be rich!

[SStrikerR]

18) The president would end his term by dying.

19) The military would fire tornado dance torpedos and the infantry would get pissed and yell, "stop knocking back all teh damn enemies!"

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[Mystil]

20. I'd be in jail.

[DarthLasek]

21. it wouldn't take me a year to get a Carriguine Blade...I'd just rip them right off...

[STRANG]

21. Vick would go to jail for fighting ageetas.

[Aries2384]

22.) Killing random animals outside would drop me money. (there'd be alot of dead animals outside my house.)

[Dragwind]

23. Fuck cars, we would fly around using G Flyers, floaders, and hoverboards.

24. Any situation life throws at you, just whip out a spear and spam Majarra.

25. You can change your career in a matter of seconds for a small price.



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[xXInvidiaXx]

26.) No more dating, for majority of females are actually doods.

[Aries2384]

2.) I could change anything on me (face, voice, hair) cosmetically, cheaply and quickly. AND I wouldnt have to go to a hospital.

[superdood22]

I don... I dont get it... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Kismet]

27.) Moatoob = Africa, Neudaiz = Japan, Colony = America, and Parum = Europe.


28.) The first CAST, Partner Machine, Madoog, and Shadoog would've been created by Bill Gates.


29.) In relation to #27 -- Beasts = Blacks, Newmen = Asians, Humans = Whites, and CASTs/PMs = EVERYTHING ELSE.


30.) Thanks to the Voloyal and Mikumiko sets, breast implants would no longer have to exist! ;D


31.) Candy is no longer needed. Just shoot down some nuts from a random tree if you want 'something sweet'. (Hahaha.... Yeah, okay I'll stfu now... ><)

[DEM_CIG]

32.Every one would look like their character. (Eww, some chick's would have ****'s)

[Aries2384]

32.) Thanks to Line shields, War can be highly fashionable now!

[Gunslinger-08]

33.) Thanks to the voloyal sets, you'd see scantily clad women running around, even in freezing cold places like Ice Caves.

34.) You piss a guy off and he Chikki's your house.

[Lykos]

On 2008-02-20 15:38, Kismet wrote:
27.) Moatoob = Africa, Neudaiz = Japan, Colony = America, and Parum = Europe.


28.) The first CAST, Partner Machine, Madoog, and Shadoog would've been created by Bill Gates.


29.) In relation to #27 -- Beasts = Blacks, Newmen = Asians, Humans = Whites, and CASTs/PMs = EVERYTHING ELSE.


30.) Thanks to the Voloyal and Mikumiko sets, breast implants would no longer have to exist! ;D


31.) Candy is no longer needed. Just shoot down some nuts from a random tree if you want 'something sweet'. (Hahaha.... Yeah, okay I'll stfu now... ><)



35. According to this guy, I'd be black.

[Aries2384]

35.) There would be no fighting (no pvp...)

[Cry0]

36) Noone would actually speak (except the occasional grunt). On the other hand, cardboard and pencil manufacturer's bussinesses would flourish.

[Aries2384]

I had a good laugh at 36!
37.)Business at the malls would go down. Instead we would have markets at our houses or people would be standing around outside shouting out what they have to sell.

[Kanore]

38) We wouldn't have horrible threads like this.

[Kismet]

On 2008-02-20 15:51, Lykos wrote:

On 2008-02-20 15:38, Kismet wrote:
27.) Moatoob = Africa, Neudaiz = Japan, Colony = America, and Parum = Europe.


28.) The first CAST, Partner Machine, Madoog, and Shadoog would've been created by Bill Gates.


29.) In relation to #27 -- Beasts = Blacks, Newmen = Asians, Humans = Whites, and CASTs/PMs = EVERYTHING ELSE.


30.) Thanks to the Voloyal and Mikumiko sets, breast implants would no longer have to exist! ;D


31.) Candy is no longer needed. Just shoot down some nuts from a random tree if you want 'something sweet'. (Hahaha.... Yeah, okay I'll stfu now... ><)



35. According to this guy, I'd be black.



36.) According to this guy, I'm apparently not a girl. o,o; *Tries to figure out what is so masculine about my name or avatar...*

[CeruleanWitch]

39.) Megid would kill us and we'd have a chance to die for real.

[DEM_CIG]

40. We would all chat in bubbles, and all now how to read.

[DarthLasek]

41. Everyone who has ever used a Buff would be brought up in baseball's Mitchell report

[Reginaldo]

42. I'd be richer then all of Gurhal.

[Apone]

I can sooo live without reason 29..... :/

[ljkkjlcm9]

43) Half of what we say would be replaced with !@#$

THE JACKEL

[ChronoAurion]

You're @#$& right!

[Omega_Weltall]

44) skin color would not be a factor of racism, but ear shape is

[Sol_B4dguy]

45) Independant security companies would be the career wave of the future. Unfortuantely, there's only one company.

46) LVL 20 and higher CASTs would be treated as WMD's. Incidentally, the Bush administration would have trouble finding some of them....

[pokefiend]

46) The entire universe would be engulfed by a single STD known as the "SEED"! >:O

[MSAksion]

47) The legal age to possess and use firearms, swords, and weapons of mass destruction - IE DIGA will be age FOURTEEN. Do not be alarmed - that little girl is a crack-shot with that Sniper Rifle =D

48) Killing MONSTERS GOOD as long as they are infected with SEED. *CLUBS a seal, a cat, a dog, a cow, a monkey, a horse.....

49) You can learn anything in 2 seconds if you break open a DISC.

50) You do NOT NEED BLANKETS OR PILLOWS OR SHEETS - just sleep in your underpants in your one person bed =/

[xXInvidiaXx]

Wait....

If real life was like PSU... that means....

Shit... the GM's are our Gods!!!

O Jesus ChillAura help us now....



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[Jife_Jifremok]

52) You'd have to be EXTRA careful when crossing the street. Cars won't necessarily have to hit you to run you over.

53) Big, heavy people like football players and sumo wrestlers wouldn't need to touch you, they'd just stand within 50 feet away from you and stomp. It'll likely be much more painful than getting run over by any vehicles.

54) Blades wouldn't cut things, but knock them around instead. Good luck slicing that steak for dinner...

55) Food wouldn't be cooked, it'd be synthesized.

56) Deer hunting would be a lot harder since you'd have to kill the deer and hope it drops meat and a head for you to mount on the wall. This could be said of any game, really.

57) If you wanna put that fancy new poster on your wall, you're gonna have to put that alarm clock offa that endtable or do without a game console or something, cause your room's already too full.

58) Eating takes less than a second, makes a loud noise and makes a green effect.

59) Wanna wear a hat? You'd better change your hairstyle first.

60) People? What people? They're just ghostly-like people who disappear when you get near them!

61) Grocery shopping would be so much easier since you won't have to carry any bags on your way home!

62) Public transportation? Screw that! Teleportation FTW!



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[lee-san]

63) The Amazon would be gone because of all the plentiful Kubara wood.

64) Lobby actions would be our new way of texting.

65) We'd have 30 different universes.

66) We could carry Barbie around and use her if we die.

67) We'd only be able to say Hya, Uhh, and Nooo..

68) Doctors don't matter when heal yourself with rods and mates!

69) Dance 1 and 2 would be the new "soja boy"

[Garanz-Baranz]

63- <.< you can resesign your room in a matter of seconds, in a total revamp.

64- you can go over 100 thousand miles in less then a second. [super fast warp stuffs for the win]

65- Every room you enter makes you blind for several seconds except for a little green, blue sign at the bottom right of your vision.

66- EVERYBODY has super mega long range com devices that can hold a six party conversation.

67- Animals will magically appear out of thin air infront of you.

68- Your body is a mere phantom, you can walk through other people.

69- Your body can't jump/climb over a little 3 foot fence.

70- You can be frozen solid in 3 foot thick ice and still break out.

71- <.< Your little girl Partner can make a fully operable weapon out of raw materials and a circuit board in mere hours.

72- You can just think something that's in your Nanotransformer and get in in your hands in seconds.

73- You can store over seven hundred tons of atoms in your Nanotransformer and not be hindered[or killed] by the weight[that's sixty Adahna Cannons]

74- Everything you drop on the floor magically get's placed in a odd box-like object, even berries, and mushrooms, and body parts.

75- A Monomate is the equivilant of a instant heal spray.

76- A trimate heals all wounds in mere milliseconds.

77- You can be on the near brink of death, and walk, run, swing huge objects, and talk without the slightest ounce of fatigue.

78- The evil hat corperations demand you can't change your hats, and you can't buy hats.

79- You can go into water, ocean, hot spring, oasis, and not be wet once you get out.

80- You can be hit with static electricity and not be killed, or knocked unconcious from it.

81- you no longer need to buy a cell phone to text friends.

82- You can be pushed to the very edge of a cliff and not tall off, even with no bounderies.

83- You can run forever, and not get tired.

84- You can run into a wall and not stop running.

85- <.< you can swing a weapon clearly missing the target and hurt it just the same.

86- You can hit a target and do no damage or pain what so ever.

87- You are so strong you can carry heavy HEAVY weapons and not be slowed down.

88- You cant change clothes outside of a Dressing Room.

89- You can't wear Boots over Pants

90- People you meet can end their lives right then and there.

91- You must pay a price to even live in this world.

92- You can be four people, each extrweamly different, any time you want.

93- You can breath underwater forever.

94- You can go MONTHS without eatting and still be in tip top shape, or fat as a gorilla.

95- Not wearing your line shield does not hurt your clothes even if you are hit by a blade.

96- You will never bleed.

97- Animals you kill will pop like bubbles, bursting green guts and blood everywere and vanish in seconds.

98- You can destroy a huge ass tank without actually breaking it o.o

99- Boxes randomly appear out of no where.

100- you can see someonews name floating above their head o.o;;;

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif ok, thats allot... Wewt?

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[youthisoverrated]

63) age wouldn't matter but id number would

64) you would never truly be naked >_>

65) you could gamble at any age as long as you have the expansion

[PrinceBrightstar]

101. Casinos give you free coins every day.
102. I'll be head of Gurhal Channel 5
103. Pet Rappies
104. When going through random tunnels, you can end up on Ragol.
105. ...No such thing as algol
106. Did anyone get the number of that hoverboard?
107. Snow conditions in a swimsuit = fine.
108. Toilets fall from the sky...oh wait, didn't that one already happen once?
109. You can only dance using two moves.

[Ashkahn]

110: All jewelry will be made with high-quality gems such as Rubinads and Diads. Olpad becomes the new Cubic Zirconia.

111: It is perfectly acceptable to remove such helpful features as safety devices from weapons so you can make them better.

112: Sniper Rifles lose much of their one-shot-buys-the-farm power. Would-be assassins must now use Killer Shot or Megid and PRAY the SE procs.

113: All sexual activity would consist of sitting and standing in rapid succession.

114: Boxes 1 - Boxes can be found in every conceivable location - woodlands, abandoned mushroom forests, freaky organic spaceships - you name it, it has boxes.

115: Boxes 2 - It is a perfectly ordinary occurance for boxes to hold absolutely nothing. Oftentimes, the box will be worth more than the item it was designed to protect.

116: Boxes 3 - If a box contains food, you may eat the food on the spot without regard to minor inconveniences such as food poisoning.

117: You will be able to run smoothly, but everyone around you will run in stuttering, halted steps.

118: Whenever too many things are happening in Real Life at the same moment, time slows down.

119: You can arrive home and expect to find your room "Toilet-Bombed" on any given day, no matter how many locks you may possess.

[ShawnLeeGuku]

120: No matter what, it's physically impossible to change your underwear, but however, it is possible to buy clothing that is more revealing than your underwear and you'll have no evidence of wearing underwear.
121: Evolution will phase out the need to blink.
122: People won't be able to verbally speak to each other unless they live in a universe owned by Microsoft. And even then, they have to be in your party.
123: All religion will be based on light, rather than based on the sun.
124: Music isn't made anymore, it's all found in ancient ruins.
125: Even though all records of the timeline we currently live in seem to be gone, we'll still celebrate Christmas, New Years, Halloween, Valentine's Day, and Easter in a solar system where the year is coincidentally exactly as long as that of Earth's.

[Nuclearranger]

126. Guns that don't have scopes pull up a targeting radical out of no where.
127. When you hit people a number will appear shortly after to show you what you have done.
128. When you die no matter what you will go flying away.
129. People can see your thoughts.



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[Alamar]

130. You get luck by talking to a lady: but wait your stuck and can't move.
131. You at times slowdown for no reason.
132. You can not enter you home without telling some mysterious person if you want to leave party.
133. the gods talk to you by having messages scroll in the sky

[Alamar]

134. Ever friday at 2:00 am est. everthing stops for maintance. Zomg The matrix it is true.

[SakuraJr]

135. I would die happy? o_o

[Skye-Fox713]

136. Anthro, elf, and Robot content on adult web sites and in adult stores would skyrocket.

[Sol_B4dguy]

137. City police would have the extra job of chasing down and subduing beasts that nano in the cities somehow.

138. Screw Wal-Mart and Target, GRM, Yohmei, and Tenora Works take care of all our shopping needs.

139. Pie.

140. We'd be complaining that Japan would get all the new stuff before everyone else does.

[Ken_Silver]

141) Times Square = Universe 2, Guardians Colony, 4th floor

142) Using the grinder glitch gets you expelled from "existance"

143) "Knightrider" would be about a Hoverboard that can talk, instead of a Car

144) A 14 year old can kick a full fledged adult bottom, using a pair of Knuckles

145) Small beast would get picked up by the cops and dragged into school, being mistaken for teenagers

146) CNN would be run by Hal look-alikes and we would be OK with that.

147) PSO world is the new "New York Times" http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[moonbeam]

148. I would dress like a whore and be one of few girls...and get stalked.

[Broodstar1337]

That does it, I'm never coming back here ever again.

[Shou]

Newmans would drive slow

Beast would be very loud

Humans would think they were superior to other races

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Lighthero]

149. You can run away from enemies and go back to a safe place (city, etc.) from wherever you are in just a few seconds.

150. We don't have to search for a job, we just kill some enemies.

151. You can always invite people and they keep saying the same things.

152. You can redo the same missions and a story mission, where everything changes all over again. Yet after you're done, it's all back to normal. =P

153. Many people would do boring 'PA runs' to get some kickass moves.

154. The Guardians Colony changes looks from time to time.

can't think of more atm ....

[chibiLegolas]

155. All gun users will now be left handed. Or just use both hands.
156. All bladed weapons must be used right handed, or use both hands.
157. Some how using a floating mechanical pet for spell effects will render our left hands useless.

[TheStoicOne]

158. You'd need photon charges to have successful drive bys.

159. Elephants would crap out laser cannons.

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[Rayokarna]

On 2008-02-21 11:40, Broodstar1337 wrote:
That does it, I'm never coming back here ever again.



I lol'd

[leighfield]

160. All laws would be defied due to monsters that magically re-appear.
161. When you're half way through chatting on the phone youd be disconnected..
162. All animals on the earth would just be re-skins of one original animal. (And that WOULD be annoying wouldn't it Sonic Team...)



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[Jife_Jifremok]

(We're not counting the ones that weren't numbered. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif)

163) Bars, pubs and the like won't serve us drinks. Let's hope the liquor stores still sell them...

164) Every form of animal is infected by the SEED and are therefore fair game. Yes, even dogs and cats.

165) A briefing screen pops up outta nowhere every time you enter a place filled with wildlife to kill.

166) Something to be considered an embodiment of great evil would actually be an easily explained scientific phenomenon.

167) There would finally be hovercars. IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME.

[Syl]

Dunno if it's been said, but...

168) You can store up to 60 unique items no matter the size of it, somewhere on your clothes' nano transformer.

[Bliven]

169) Everyone would have to learn Japanese

[Jife_Jifremok]

170) You think skateboard accidents are painful? Just imagine doing a faceplant from a hoverboard! Oh wait...even a hundred-story fall from a hoverboard could still be fixed up with a simple trimate or scape doll...

[Squid_Gogglez]

171. Playing with dolls as a grown up would be expected.
172. I'd be richer than Bill Gates.
173. Photon Art modifications would be the uber hack.
174. Okiku Doll's the main reason suicide rate goes up.
175. Club Nub>Club Med.
176. Hermaphrodites would get more love.

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[Silver_Wyrm]

177. If real life were like psu...real life would be way to damn easy, but we wouldn't complain.

178. Jut carry scape dolls when you got outside and you'll be fine no matter what happens

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[Syl]

On 2008-02-22 00:34, Silver_Wyrm wrote:
177. If real life were like psu...real life would be way to damn easy, but we wouldn't complain.


Au contraire, people would complain it's TOO easy. Anyways:

179. Sega would make the world into a communistic one. They decide what we get and when.