You Know you've played too much PSU when,

[Snitch]

( Shoot me if this thread already excists. )


1. See bubbles over ppl's heads when they speak.

2. Listen to the same music over and over again driving your car.

3. You wanna se the birth date ( Id number ) over ppl's heads.

4. Translate every JP news,sites etc to see what is waiting around the corner.

5. You see a cutscene of yourself driving to next planed location.


keep em coming. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[NPCMook]

Can we lock this now?

[milka]

On 2008-02-22 02:31, NPCMook wrote:
Can we lock this now?



lmao!!

Yeah plz >.<

[SATatami]

WHEN YOU MAKE A TOPIC LIKE THIS.

(couldn't resist. >_>)

[Midicronica]

http://www.youtube.com/v/FB_UGCkfuSg

When you laugh at shit like that.

[Rashiid]

Ok wtf was that, lol.
Is that what the PC/Ps2 had to go through before GameGuard?

[DEM_CIG]

When u c a topic on one of the games forum sites get blocked for being a stupid topic, lol that was f-n funny i think i died insidce.

[chaostroop3]

shut up i like this misson......er topic

6:your wonder arund your house looking for the forest of illushen

7:you kill your pet for money

8:you pay 600 thousand dollers for spice to make a frying pan

9:you shove random things in a little girl to make a wepon

10:on christmas morning you only open the red boxs

im good eh? lol



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[Tianna]

11: You trade your newer car in plus cash to get an older model that isn't as good just to have the "nostalgic feeling of the old days"

12: You call your RL friends by thier made up character names on PSU

working on more

[Zorafim]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=73kLzI0r69A

[Akaimizu]

Hehe, Like this one:

6:your wonder arund your house looking for the forest of illushen

Then you'll know what somebody is doing everytime they close their bedroom door (from the outside), open it up to check again, close it, wait a few seconds, and open it up to check again..........

(Either that, or they're waiting for Jumanji)

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[Ithildin]

13. You go to your bedroom instead of local watering hole for an alcoholic beverage... (Think I've done that in real life too).

[chaostroop3]

14:you try to cook with ra foie

15:your frying pan glows red and you start to wack stuff

16:you try to buff yourself before you do any work

17: your room looks like biopanic



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[Marche]

when something bad happens, and you cry for a "rollback"

[chaostroop3]

On 2008-02-22 08:30, Marche wrote:
18:when something bad happens, and you cry for a "rollback"


fix'ed!

[Tianna]

lmfao.... good one Marche O.O

19: You fall asleep while running against a wall in your room.

20: Go to your local ???-Mart because of an add you found for toothpicks and all they have is 1 !!!

numbering fixed



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[AC9breaker]

So like, are these suppose to be funny or something?

[The_Gio]

yes. And they are. Not everyone has your almighty sense of humor

[Snitch]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

21: you call food as mate's

22: you find a new job, cause you have capped your work skills to 40

[brianna2]

when you feed your r/l partner (machine) and wait patiently for them to change. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[brianna2]

when you desperately trying to find food that gives +40 sex and -40 to nagging. lmfao

[SATatami]

On 2008-02-22 04:44, Midicronica wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/v/FB_UGCkfuSg

When you laugh at shit like that.

... I laughed... SO. HARD.

[brianna2]

me too

[Topcover]

you have 4 capped characters....

[PALRAPPYS]

On 2008-02-23 08:06, SATatami wrote:

On 2008-02-22 04:44, Midicronica wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/v/FB_UGCkfuSg

When you laugh at shit like that.

... I laughed... SO. HARD.



It wasn't that funny... it was just "Ethan" that made me laugh a little. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Oh, and there are people who have no life with all 4 120 characters... http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[NNEONateDogg]

23. You wish you had a real life Sleep / Resist.

[Pharaoh007]

-When you get a 50% on a test and feel accomplished.

-When you chop down a tree to collect materials under it.

-When your bed is flat and made out of solid materials half the time.

-When you look in the mirror and check for many hours you've lived everytime you wake up.

-When something is chasing you, you think if you run far enough away it will disapear.

-When you cant jump.

-When you place a bunch of little TV's around the house but never change the channel.

(sorry for no numbers)

[Apone]

My work skills in RL are only lvl 38 2 more lvls to go http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Ithildin]

On 2008-02-23 09:18, NNEONateDogg wrote:
23. You wish you had a real life Sleep / Resist.



Caffine... Amphetamines? I'd like a unit in real life to help me sleep...

[darkante]

- You spin several times around thinking it will not make you dizzy, by thinking you have a confuse / resist on you.

[Kylie]

When you look at the accomplishments thread for a good five minutes and can't recall a single thing you did that was productive the day before, even though you spent all day on the game.

[Seority]

- When people enter your room to take stuff, or put random stuff in it.
- When you go to dance parties and you can only think of Alt+N, Alt+M.
- When you think your age is you level. You're sad that you're only 18-25, but happy because the new cap will come in a few months.
- When you look through a strangers possessions and judge them for it. (Wait. Don't we already do that? lol.)
- When that annoying co-worker keeps spamming bad jokes and try to b-list them, yet it never seems to work.
- When you notice dressing like a slut doesn't help you financially.
- When you are asked a difficult question you put on a tag that says, "Absent".

They arn't good, but meh lol. <3 the rollback and sleep/resist ones XD

[NNEONateDogg]

On 2008-02-23 09:57, Ithildin wrote:

On 2008-02-23 09:18, NNEONateDogg wrote:
23. You wish you had a real life Sleep / Resist.



Caffine... Amphetamines? I'd like a unit in real life to help me sleep...

Eat turkey! Turkey has an amino acid called tryptophan that helps make you sleepy.

[superdood22]

Wow... just please if any mod is reading this, please... PLEASE lock this thread.

[SabZero]

On 2008-02-23 10:54, superdood22 wrote:
Wow... just please if any mod is reading this, please... PLEASE lock this thread.


Why? I find these quite amusing.

[Weeaboolits]

When you are astounded by the lack of Okiku Dolls coming off production lines.

[daniel_drago]

yeh this is general.....so it can be hyped up rubbish to depressing reality

im goin for hyped up rubbish as ithis is entertaining

when u open up an umbrela frequently and realise the person isnt dead

when you tie your cat to helium filled ballons and attach it your shlouder http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

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[Sensei_Henji]

when you dream about fighting dulk falkis, getting pwned, and waking up in a cold sweat....haha

[Snitch]

On 2008-02-23 09:30, Pharaoh007 wrote:
-When you get a 50% on a test and feel accomplished.

-When you chop down a tree to collect materials under it.

-When your bed is flat and made out of solid materials half the time.

-When you look in the mirror and check for many hours you've lived everytime you wake up.

-When something is chasing you, you think if you run far enough away it will disapear.

-When you cant jump.

-When you place a bunch of little TV's around the house but never change the channel.

(sorry for no numbers)



lmao.. theese ones made me laugh, even though im way drunk.. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


- When you go to your computer and tries to make it magicaly teleport you to your friends rooms ( house )

meh... gotta get some sleep http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-23 10:48, NNEONateDogg wrote:

On 2008-02-23 09:57, Ithildin wrote:

On 2008-02-23 09:18, NNEONateDogg wrote:
23. You wish you had a real life Sleep / Resist.



Caffine... Amphetamines? I'd like a unit in real life to help me sleep...

Eat turkey! Turkey has an amino acid called tryptophan that helps make you sleepy.



It would, if it wasnt metabolised first. Which it is. The sleepiness is from stuffing your face at Thanksgiving dinner.

[WhiteKnight01]

sitting at you computer and constely refreshing e-bay to see if the price drops.
stand on a street and screaming ANY SPARE CHANGE!!!
when you work in a slaughterhouse and wonder why dont they drop something becides crap
during sex you shout Orpad / Guard!!!

[PALRAPPYS]

- When you start thinking girls are actually guys.

[Phantomface]

- when you find nothing wrong with walking into a random guy's room
- when you sit on dead bodies, then get up and sit on them again
- when you laugh at people for not having enough cash in their wallet
- when your eyes immedately center on the crotch of anyone or anything you happen to be staring at

[ChaoStrike777]

You know you have played too much PSU if you feel like nanoblasting the priest.

[Zorafim]

I'd say after about 500 hours or so...

[pikachief]

zora thats not funny i have 6 times that many D: lol

You play PSU too much when u start killing people with a blue cat, and then rip their hands off, make sure its completely blood-covered, and start running at people yelling "EAT 50% NEICLAW!!!"

- you get into an argument with someone and ask for party leader to boot him.

- Go to the Vegas and bet it all on black 10 times in a row.

- you try killing a cow in hopes it might drop you a handgun

- You encounter a wild bear, and you make sure not ot hit it too hard or it might spin at you.

-You keep a small home-made companion cub in your pocket at all times...... oops wrong game

[Noblewine]

You know you played too much PSU when you you name your pet after an item in the game.

[l_Will_l]

On 2008-02-23 20:51, Zorafim wrote:
I'd say after about 500 hours or so...



when you have 7000+ hours.... yeah im fuckin sad i know. the only friggin game i played for over a year. Only for my account to get the 192 error and no reply from sega... glad my gf got me a 360 3 weeks ago

[RemiusTA]

http://i26.tinypic.com/5pixag.jpg

When this picture is something you can closely relate to.


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[l_Will_l]

lol im yet to be affected by a roll back so im happy for that.... but then again..... i cant access my account... mo!@$#ckers sega@!!!!

[creativehope]

you wake up every morning hoping you have 3* luck.
When you actually start offering meseta to people instead of real money
when instead of laughing out loud you actually say lol

[Noblewine]

You know you played too much when

You grinded a mission for to long and you think every mission is the same.
Dragon slayer is in your title.
Rappy hunter is in your title.

[DEM_CIG]

U r use to everyone calling u by ur characters name, when u r called by ur real name its like wtf...



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[XenithFlare]

When you're helping your sister fight through Kingdom Hearts and you tell her to hurry and use Resta before she dies. <_<;

[dudeanonymous]

when a burgaller brakes into your house you try to blacklist him away.
feed a little girl a device to turn her into a butler.
try to carry all your furniture in your pockets.
decorate a room with a specific amout of room points.
try to sell lemonade at a stand for $99million....

meh...these are kinda funny people who want this blocked just can't laugh...

[TheFonz]

You have sex with some chick and it's over quicker than a Jabroga'd De Ragan

OR;

You try to find a Charging Cube every time you finish taking a piss.

[ilovetypemoon]

When you play PSU even in your dreams. Yeah, I synthed a 50% Storm Line in my dreams and woke up to find an brand new okiku doll.

[Psycho_Sonic]

On 2008-02-24 19:30, XenithFlare wrote:
When you're helping your sister fight through Kingdom Hearts and you tell her to hurry and use Resta before she dies. <_<;



XD

[pikachief]

On 2008-02-24 20:09, dudeanonymous wrote:
feed a little girl a device to turn her into a butler.



but me feeding girls has nothing to do with PSU....

[dudeanonymous]

On 2008-02-24 21:31, pikachief wrote:

On 2008-02-24 20:09, dudeanonymous wrote:
feed a little girl a device to turn her into a butler.



but me feeding girls has nothing to do with PSU....

the little girl is just because the pms are short females...

[Vyre]

*When you've played too much PSO & PSU*
- You have a dream your about to get to the alter to fight dark falz and a polty comes out instead.
(My friend actually had this dream)

[Snitch]

When you start talking English in your phoneheadset at work. Did this today http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
( English isnt my first language in rl, but in PSU im a lonely Norwegian )

[Jife_Jifremok]

You know you've played too much PSU when your life becomes filled with stupid glitches.


On 2008-02-24 20:09, dudeanonymous wrote:
try to carry all your furniture in your pockets.


That's nothing compared to the person who played too much Phantasy Star IV. He tried to carry a LAND ROVER in his pocket!



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[Jakosifer]

When you get that shiny new paycheck from your job, only to end up getting rolled back a few days and don't get the same amount of hours, losing the money you had made.

[XenithFlare]

On 2008-02-24 21:21, Psycho_Sonic wrote:

On 2008-02-24 19:30, XenithFlare wrote:
When you're helping your sister fight through Kingdom Hearts and you tell her to hurry and use Resta before she dies. <_<;



XD



lol I keep doing that in games now; CURE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY RESTA! D:


On 2008-02-24 23:42, Vyre wrote:
*When you've played too much PSO & PSU*
- You have a dream your about to get to the alter to fight dark falz and a polty comes out instead.
(My friend actually had this dream)



That actually sounds a lot like Disgaea. Uber Prinny Baal, anyone?

[Noblewine]

You know you played to much when you over feed your PM.

[Snitch]

when you suddenly decide to get a PM in rl ( a personal maggot ) and start feeding it so it will evolve into a cute little lady..

We can only dream http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[amtalx]

When this happens:

http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=169098&forum=12

[darkante]

On 2008-02-24 23:42, Vyre wrote:
*When you've played too much PSO & PSU*
- You have a dream your about to get to the alter to fight dark falz and a polty comes out instead.
(My friend actually had this dream)



Haha, i had a similiar dream long time ago.
Instead of DF.. a cat jumped out and rammed the shit outta me..wtf..XD

[Fure_Rakune]

You know you play too much PSU when you wake up one day and you just dont get excited about playing anymore, it seems tedious rather than fun and youve found other things to occupy your time than running a scant few missions.
I havent redeemed my license since playsega had those account problems a month back... and I probably wont reactivate either...

[Zorafim]

On 2008-02-25 11:04, Fure_Rakune wrote:
You know you play too much PSU when you wake up one day and you just dont get excited about playing anymore, it seems tedious rather than fun and youve found other things to occupy your time than running a scant few missions.
I havent redeemed my license since playsega had those account problems a month back... and I probably wont reactivate either...



This is the correct answer. It's not funny, but it's correct.

Take a break from it, you're probably burnt out. I took a, what, two month break from it? It feels great to be back now, if played casually. If you have a group of friends to play with, it becomes a really enjoyable experience, too.

[DreXxiN]

You know you have played too much PSU when you have your best friend from PSO fly to your house in the summer, head to a beach throwing rocks at little kids and crushing sandcastles while shouting "Diga!" and "Gidiga, bitch!"..Respectively.


....True story.

[dogg1000]

These are pso but close enough...
You know uve played to much pso and watched to many zombie movies when zombies attack ur house and jsut b4 they eat they telepipe out :_:.

[Fure_Rakune]

On 2008-02-25 11:07, Zorafim wrote:
This is the correct answer. It's not funny, but it's correct.

Take a break from it, you're probably burnt out. I took a, what, two month break from it? It feels great to be back now, if played casually. If you have a group of friends to play with, it becomes a really enjoyable experience, too.


Myeah, Ive done this twice now. I run with a select few when theyre on. Also, now since Brawl is soon coming out, thats where all my video game attention will be focused.

[Garanz-Baranz]

You know you played too much PSU when your general concept of life and death is faultered by a simple plasic doll.

You know you played too much PSU when your need to eat is in jeapordy of eating only blue decahedron shaped sponge cakes.

You know you played too much PSU when you have no parental contact within the relm of your home or outside.

You know you played too much PSU when you feel the need to carry three tons of metal to a little girl to make a cannon out of, saying, "Synth this now please and I'll give you a Perori mate!"

You know you played too much PSU when your concept of strangers is faultered by people not fading to nothingness as they approach you.

You know you played too much PSU when you try to kill moles[Boomas]with a Axe.

You know you played too much PSU when you wake up everyday and get on PSU before leaving your room or eating breakfast[guilty as charged! =3]

[ThEoRy]

when you find the topic of the same name from almost 2 years ago.
http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=126233&forum=20

/loads weapon

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[SStrikerR]

On 2008-02-25 18:00, ThEoRy wrote:
when you find the topic of the same name from almost 2 years ago.
http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=126233&forum=20

/loads weapon

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You know you've been on PSO-W too much when you have time to dig out a topic like so.
XD

[ThEoRy]

lol only takes 2 seconds when you actually know how to use the forum search. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[SStrikerR]

On 2008-02-25 18:10, ThEoRy wrote:
lol only takes 2 seconds when you actually know how to use the forum search. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Well I don't =P.

Finding that topic would be like finding something in PSU that I don't have to grind grind grind for.

[Shishi-O]

On 2008-02-24 05:12, creativehope wrote:
you wake up every morning hoping you have 3* luck.
When you actually start offering meseta to people instead of real money
when instead of laughing out loud you actually say lol


guilty http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

1) When u forget to eat for 3 days, but the fat u had kept u alive.

2) u forget to pee for same three days.

3) u think it's Tuesday, but it's really Friday ( this happens allot, I'm all what happened to Wednesday !!?

[Shishi-O]

when u look at ur wife like !...WTF do u want?

Or

U r pale from lack of sunlight

Or

scared to go outside in direct sunlight for fear of cumbistion.

Or

Think kicking heroine would be easier than putting down the controller.



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[AC9breaker]

^ WTF?

[josher_09]

you just hang out in your room and wait for stuff to sell

[Shishi-O]

On 2008-02-26 03:00, AC9breaker wrote:
^ WTF?

4 capped chars also , no life, been to the gym alot lateley though.

[Jife_Jifremok]

You try to take pictures without using a camera.

[Megalomax]

o.o When you go to ur Friends house and say "Can I synth a Hot Pocket" ;_; *True Story* =x

[Ryoten]

When you think you are locked inside someone room & trys to log off & log back in.
When you paint your pet cat blue & call it your Sato.
When you kill a bunny & place its head on the end of a stick. *poor bunny*

[Snitch]

On 2008-02-25 18:00, ThEoRy wrote:
when you find the topic of the same name from almost 2 years ago.
http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=126233&forum=20

/loads weapon

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/takes a shot in the leg...

But I survived, its only a flesh wound.. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif