I found a working system

[Nidramag]

everyone thinks the fkl building is all random? i found a system, it always works! you walk inside the revolving door let it pin 4 times, blink twice, breathe once, then slam it shut and turn around, if you did it correctly you are in the bannana sundae room on the -42nd floor 2 yards to the left of you. good. now, on your 42nd step forward NE you jump 4 times, grab the jumprope off of your head, then eat a graham cracker. now you should be inside of Alex. if he flames you you messed up, but if you kick the popscicle stick in front of you he should throw you up. grab the tv on you immediate right and say "polly-wolly cheesepuff" 3 times in exactly 6.342 seconds, if done correctly now you should be inside of a giant blob of egg, sneeze, then pick up the jello and put it in the microwave. at this point randomness will walk out of the jacket you are wearing and if you hit him in the lower jaw 4 times in the UNbruised spot he shout dissapear and there is an eyeball to your north...whch is straight up in the air. throw your picture frame at it then you should pick up the blue cram corned coin inside of the carpet. Take your musket and eat the door on your left, th wooden one, that had a dingdong behind it, spray the CD thouroughly and use the buffering cloth to turn on the heater and instantly you will have headshot's the butter GOD. now you look on the komputer screen (not the computer screen) and wait 117 seconds, if done correctly now a magical dingo will take you to meet blockhead, and as you climb your way out of the board game you now will, obviously see a pinecone. take it and bit down hard on it's tail. now if you see a fourleaf clover youre in the right place. take the bucket of paint and build a path to the window and if you jump through the couch you will wind up right inside of ming-ying's chinese restauraunt for moo's

works 100% of the time

[TalHex]

actually if you jump out the 42nd story window it will take you directly to the non-existant 13th floor, on the 13th floor there are teleporters to every floor in the FKL building

[Larian]

Thats awesome...I wish I had a cookie for you...

[raikomaru40]

On 2008-02-27 11:10, Larian wrote:
Thats awesome...I wish I had a Pootie-Tang DVD for you...

[AlexCraig]

Inside me? I doubt. There's hardly enough room for me in me.

[raikomaru40]

On 2008-02-27 11:15, AlexCraig wrote:
Pootie-Tang? I Pootie-Tang. There's hardly enough Pootie-Tang for Pootie-Tang in Pootie-Tang.

P.S. Pootie-Tang

[AlexCraig]

Um... what?

[raikomaru40]

google it

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/24/A70-12492


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[AlexCraig]

Not interested.

[Out_Kast]

It's usually best to just leave them be when this happens http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[raikomaru40]

yea, cuz it takes what? 15 seconds to bring up the page, type it in, and hit enter? it's a hilarious movie

[Out_Kast]

Depending on your internet connection speed.

[AlexCraig]

I also happen to be at work. It is bad enough I am on PSOW.

[raikomaru40]

gotcha......yea, then i guess you showed me........

[Randomness]

On 2008-02-27 10:17, TalonKitsune wrote:
actually if you jump out the 42nd story window it will take you directly to the non-existant 13th floor, on the 13th floor there are teleporters to every floor in the FKL building



For those who can't just teleport already. How many people in FKL is that, anyways? 3?

[pikachief]

im one of them http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

also the Slamming the revolving door made me LOL

and i almost made it but i forgot to punch him inthe LOWER jaw http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Weeaboolits]

The FKL building isn't random at all, you always end up in the least expected room if you use the exit, so just domn't expect to end up in the right place and you'll be fine, probably.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Don't talk about ming-ying like that.

[Sord]

Use a console

player->COC "Name of Location"

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[astuarlen]

A working system?
The system is broken.
We need a revolution.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-02-27 17:13, astuarlen wrote:
A working system?
The system is broken.
We need a revolution.


But my Nintendo 64 still works.

Don't want to upgrade to Nintendo "Revolution."
Nintendo 64 resolution, its like every game is Legos.

[TalHex]

or you could just hack reality to get to where your going... of course doing so is just as dangerous as demi warping... (aka: threat of getting impaled by the full value of pi)



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[Mewnie]

*BAMF*!

[AlexCraig]

FF Demi + Warp + Vague idea of where I want to go = possible success.

[Weeaboolits]

On 2008-02-27 19:00, Mewnie wrote:
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/Ronin_Cooper/Forum/Sig/bamfsig1.jpg@Alex: Get w/ warp staff.

[AlexCraig]

But I proke it last time. Plus it is bulky.
As a deity, it was a simple *Poof* and I was there. Oh well. Iffy times, iffy times.

Mountain Dew + Pop Rocks + a spatula + elevator = Possible warp, but with a bunch of soda related side effects.