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NNEONateDogg
Mar 1, 2008, 01:24 PM
those stupid ends on them? Nobody eats those two slices anyway, right?

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 01:26 PM
I like them sometimes. And the crust has to end somewhere.
Mmm, mini breadbowls

Nitro Vordex
Mar 1, 2008, 01:30 PM
Why do people bitch about that anyway? It's like the skin of a apple, just eat it! D:<

Yes, breadbowls are made of win Retni. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 01:33 PM
And I mean, the generic pre-sliced white bread loafs are for losers. Fresh baked in store italian crusty bread for the win. You can hollow the warm fluffy insides out and make killer breadbowls with it.

Nitro Vordex
Mar 1, 2008, 01:34 PM
I eat those loafs. D:

Besides, in Arizona you get mostly Mexican stuff. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

French bread, however, isn't totally uncommon.

UnderscoreX
Mar 1, 2008, 01:44 PM
ARE YOU ON METH LITTLE MAN?! The ends are the best part of bread, and mommy says eating the crust makes your hair go curly.

Nitro Vordex
Mar 1, 2008, 01:45 PM
On 2008-03-01 10:44, UnderscoreX wrote:
...eating the crust makes your hair go curly.


That explains a LOT, then. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 01:46 PM
In the mighty northern land of Canada, we have breads from every country in the world.
Because if we don't have it, someone's going to move here and make it.
Actually, down the street there's a delightful small-time bakery owned by little old italian ladies that makes the most amazing meat buns.

Out_Kast
Mar 1, 2008, 01:55 PM
We just get boring bread.
Seriously boring bread.

Infact, it tastes kinda processed... ._.

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 01:59 PM
I like how you can compress a loaf of generic white bread to a flat disc, and then frisbee it at someone.

Nitro Vordex
Mar 1, 2008, 02:05 PM
I use it as a poker chip. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Anduril
Mar 1, 2008, 02:09 PM
My preferred bread of choice that I like and is thus the one that I prefer has always been the ends, sure they aren't as soft as the inner pieces but they have that nice crusty taste.

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 02:09 PM
Nah, I have a full set of clay poker chips. Best thing ever. See, if we ever play poker, I'm the only one that never drinks anything. I find alcohol to taste rather icky. So after an hour or so, I start winning quite a bit.

Heh heh heh...

astuarlen
Mar 1, 2008, 02:10 PM
On 2008-03-01 10:44, UnderscoreX wrote:
The ends are the best part of bread

Agreed. Maybe not on disgusting, over-processed white bread, but on tastybread the heels are my favorite.

Nitro Vordex
Mar 1, 2008, 02:18 PM
Insert meat into heel, fold over, eat.
Congradulations, you made a one slice sammich! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 02:26 PM
I've made sandwiches composed of meat and cheese, using another slice of meat as the 'bread'.
They're a bit odd, but rather tasty.

Alizarin
Mar 1, 2008, 02:31 PM
I was planning to go to the market right now, and I think I might go buy a few french bread loaves. I love the end pieces, especially when made into toasted garlic bread. <3

Out_Kast
Mar 1, 2008, 02:50 PM
French Bread = <3

French Bread ends = <333333

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 03:10 PM
Time to kick Orc ass.
Your boot is way up there, man.
Now get some new boots.

Alizarin
Mar 1, 2008, 03:53 PM
Bread was on sale today. Lucky!

Retniwreven
Mar 1, 2008, 04:00 PM
You find the Kitchen
Chef Boyardee's in da house
Hey, meat bonanza!

Alizarin
Mar 1, 2008, 08:06 PM
Grilled Sandwices on French Bread. Including the end pieces. <3

Nitro Vordex
Mar 1, 2008, 08:21 PM
On 2008-03-01 17:06, Alizarin wrote:
Grilled Sandwiches using the whole French Bread. Especially the end pieces, they hold the most. <3

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 1, 2008, 09:22 PM
You want there to be bread made without ends?

OR will pay extra for them to remove the ends for you, picky man?!

"Do it yourself; we're not your mom" - bread making company

Nidramag
Mar 1, 2008, 11:06 PM
they make really good shish-a-kebabs

pikachief
Mar 1, 2008, 11:08 PM
wat do u mean no one likes the end pieces? my dog eats them up every time without complaining! XD