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KodiaX987
Mar 7, 2008, 08:37 PM
And I need to give it a name.

Do your worst, FKL.

Nitro Vordex
Mar 7, 2008, 08:50 PM
Paperweight.

Wyndham
Mar 7, 2008, 08:52 PM
Tiny

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 09:02 PM
UncleBLOB.

Nai_Calus
Mar 7, 2008, 09:02 PM
The Pagemaster

Nitro Vordex
Mar 7, 2008, 09:05 PM
Hurk.

Shadowpawn
Mar 7, 2008, 09:19 PM
The Two Ton Harlet.

Weeaboolits
Mar 7, 2008, 09:19 PM
The Astounding Printamogrificator

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 09:20 PM
Mr. Magorium's Printer Emporium Sassafras

Nitro Vordex
Mar 7, 2008, 09:21 PM
Level 24.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 09:25 PM
36 double L-B's

Lumbergh's home edition

ShinMaruku
Mar 7, 2008, 09:27 PM
:E

Weeaboolits
Mar 7, 2008, 09:31 PM
Colon E

Nitro Vordex
Mar 7, 2008, 09:32 PM
Wack-oh.

Solstis
Mar 7, 2008, 09:33 PM
Jean Luc Printard.

Weeaboolits
Mar 7, 2008, 09:33 PM
FKL's Worst

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 09:35 PM
On 2008-03-07 18:33, Ronin_Cooper wrote:
FKL's Worst


Beat me to it, I just thought of this then refreshed page.

The Googol Moogle
PSYOUGOTFKL'd

Nitro Vordex
Mar 7, 2008, 09:37 PM
9001 papers.

Larian
Mar 7, 2008, 09:38 PM
Not yours

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 09:39 PM
Expensive Ink

KodiaX987
Mar 7, 2008, 09:42 PM
On 2008-03-07 18:39, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Expensive Toner


Fixed.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 09:44 PM
The Toner Owner

Wyndham
Mar 7, 2008, 09:45 PM
Printing Filth

Nitro Vordex
Mar 7, 2008, 09:45 PM
Owner The Toner.

Shadowpawn
Mar 7, 2008, 09:46 PM
Paper Jam.

Weeaboolits
Mar 7, 2008, 09:46 PM
The big thing in the corner.

Shadowpawn
Mar 7, 2008, 09:47 PM
Failed driver device.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 09:50 PM
Update Minnie Mouse Driver

Blitzkommando
Mar 7, 2008, 09:50 PM
Too heavy to be loli.

Scrub
Mar 7, 2008, 10:35 PM
Sasha.

Mewnie
Mar 7, 2008, 10:50 PM
Sir Printsalot

Shadowpawn
Mar 7, 2008, 10:53 PM
Baby got error!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 7, 2008, 11:03 PM
Check Paper

pikachief
Mar 7, 2008, 11:43 PM
On 2008-03-07 18:19, Shadowpawn wrote:
The Two Ton Harlet.



*remakes female cast for 4th time*

Sgt_Shligger
Mar 8, 2008, 02:28 AM
PC Load Letter

The Leviathan

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 8, 2008, 04:33 AM
Sir Prints Alot

Weeaboolits
Mar 8, 2008, 04:43 AM
On 2008-03-07 19:50, Mewnie wrote:
Sir Printsalot

KodiaX987
Mar 8, 2008, 04:37 PM
A winner has been chosen.

And the verdict is: EVERYONE LOSES!

Gentlemen, say hello, in the left corner, to Golden-Gun.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/Shurikane/desktop2008.jpg

astuarlen
Mar 8, 2008, 05:17 PM
What a cruel name. All the other kids are going to make fun of him.

CelestialBlade
Mar 8, 2008, 05:35 PM
Oh my god your workspace is clean. Not a *single* potato chip crumb or anything!

Blitzkommando
Mar 8, 2008, 06:33 PM
Still using a Model 2? I applaud you, sir!

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 8, 2008, 07:36 PM
On 2008-03-08 13:37, KodiaX987 wrote:
Gentlemen, say hello, in the left corner, to Golden-Gun.

Okay Mr. Bond, why would any spy want a 72 pound gold gun?

Nitro Vordex
Mar 8, 2008, 08:24 PM
Party hard. ._.

KodiaX987
Mar 8, 2008, 08:38 PM
On 2008-03-08 16:36, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Okay Mr. Bond, why would any spy want a 72 pound gold gun?



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/Shurikane/50cal.jpg

"To kill people you uneducated mofo!"

Dhylec
Mar 8, 2008, 08:59 PM
;o iz that a handgun or a porta-cannon looking like a handgun?

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 8, 2008, 09:06 PM
So why does yours print documents?

I'm positive you're not Inspector Gadget. Or the guy who sends the explosive mission orders.

Anyway, people seem to be complacent about losing this worst name contest. Fight back and make fun of the Golden-Gun.



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Nai_Calus
Mar 11, 2008, 09:17 PM
Shoulda named it Fluffy.

Nitro Vordex
Mar 12, 2008, 12:34 AM
On 2008-03-08 17:38, KodiaX987 wrote:

On 2008-03-08 16:36, HAYABUSA-FMW- wrote:
Okay Mr. Bond, why would any spy want a 72 pound gold gun?



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/Shurikane/50cal.jpg

"To kill people you uneducated mofo!"


That's a fucking grenade launcher. O_O

TalHex
Mar 12, 2008, 12:09 PM
death cube!

Sord
Mar 12, 2008, 03:18 PM
suprised "Your Mother" was never given as a response

TsukasaDCX
Mar 12, 2008, 05:57 PM
Was Lester ever given?

astuarlen
Mar 12, 2008, 06:27 PM
On 2008-03-12 13:18, Sord wrote:
suprised "Your Mother" was never given as a response


Because that flies in the face of cherished tradition when it comes to "your mom" jokes. Yo momma's so tiny...? Doesn't work.

Nitro Vordex
Mar 12, 2008, 06:28 PM
On 2008-03-12 16:27, astuarlen wrote:

On 2008-03-12 13:18, Sord wrote:
suprised "Your Mother" was never given as a response


Because that flies in the face of cherished tradition when it comes to "your mom" jokes. Yo momma's so tiny...? Doesn't work.


No one tries to say your mom anymore.

Now it's "That's what she said."

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Mar 12, 2008, 08:18 PM
Maybe since,

if Shuri's mom ever tried to use Shuri's your mom printer, it would be redundant.

Plus it couldn't happen anyway. in your face Shuri's mom, sorry but this follows from the rants about PC incompatibility

Mewnie
Mar 12, 2008, 08:40 PM
On 2008-03-08 14:35, Typheros wrote:
Oh my god your workspace is clean. Not a *single* potato chip crumb or anything!



That's cause he's a damn Frenchie. All the dirt and grease is on him, unlike us wonderful Albertans

;3

SRSLY, nice workspace. Makes me wish I had space for mine. Alas, I'm an artist, so it quickly fills with scrap paper X3

KodiaX987
Mar 13, 2008, 10:54 AM
My mother using herself would create an unstoppable string of dubious innuendos.


Actually, I eat Planters dry-roasted peanuts and drink beer - no chips.

Kion
Mar 13, 2008, 08:32 PM
I thought paper jam was actually pretty cute. If you needed a name for your printer, that implies that you've already named the rest of your hardware.


On 2008-03-08 17:38, KodiaX987 wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/Shurikane/50cal.jpg

"To kill people you uneducated mofo!"

You kill people with that!!!? I thought it would for destroying buckers or shooting satelites out spaces.