Skuda's shavings

[Nitro Vordex]

Better use cream. You get burned something fierce.

[AlexCraig]

Ouch.




I haven't shaved in a while.

[Shadowpawn]

Get two for one! (http://pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=171452&forum=14&start=0&15#1)

[Nitro Vordex]

What the hell?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-07 19:48, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
What the hell?


That's Skuda... Baby!

[Nitro Vordex]

I don't have to shave yet, although I might get rid of this sorry excuse for a 'stache.
Just peach fuzz, been there for a year. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Beardo Haya = old man; no beard Haya, younger but still old, man.

[Nitro Vordex]

Haya without a beard is like a HUmar without skintight clothes.
o_O

[Shadowpawn]

I didn't know he HAD a bread, and I'm his business parner!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-07 20:18, Shadowpawn wrote:
I didn't know he HAD a bread, and I'm his business parner!


I didn't know we worked in the bread business. Oi. Facepalm. The shareholders are gonna have my head.

-
Psst, you still got that escape plan right?


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[Shadowpawn]

But of course, I think it's time to put out the Mr.Edit title one more time.

[Nitro Vordex]

What's going on in here!?
*Buttons up suit* Do you have the stocks for this week?

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-07 20:29, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
What's going on in here!?
*Buttons up suit* Do you have the stocks for this week?


Only if you've got the money. Our outlook is looking fantastic.

We will avoid this GOD bread fiasco as some Entemmanns huffing and puffing.

[Shadowpawn]

Dude, sit down. *punts Nitro* WE call the shots around here.

[Nitro Vordex]

*Punts Shadowpawn* no punting. :<

Money's right here, Haya. Now let's get down to business, shall we gentlemen?

All your base are belong to me.

[Shadowpawn]

*punts Nitro*

Knock it off!

*fixes suit*

I'll let you and Haya work out the details, marketing just came up with a new favor, DEATH, and I have to oversee the beta testing. Later.

*speeds off in gold platted Benz with DEM RIMS*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

*Turns to Shadowpawn* (uh in the car from the passenger seat apparently, empty office, dude might steal our fancy pens)

What's with this shareholder wearing a suit and pumping his chest, people come in here - well actually they go right to their brokers for sales- and inquire about what we do and such without the grandiose dealing. He must have insider info. Plus who is he working for, you know he's from Wonder Bread or some other rival trying to move in on our offices. Call security?



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[Shadowpawn]

Sure, the last thing we want is this guy getting a major share of GOD Inc. Do what you must.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

Turn this Big Daddy Caddy around there CEO.

I'll call security to imply directly we don't do hostile takeovers and have the secretaries, personal assistants, and interns make sure he doesn't take our fancy pen sets.

*Speed dial*

[Shadowpawn]

Wait, he's still in the office! Crap, I left the formula for our secret new favor, BEYOND, in there!

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-07 20:49, Shadowpawn wrote:
Wait, he's still in the office! Crap, I left the formula for our secret new favor, BEYOND, in there!


But the patent office got the memo on that one yet?

We'll have a 5 year window right?
Trademarks last longer?

*rubs hands together* Oh yeah, lawsuit time. Cease and Desist plus possible takeover of all assets if they can't afford to payup!

We'll be shipping GOD to Peoria in no time.

[Nitro Vordex]

*Defenserates self*

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-07 20:55, Nitro_Vordex wrote:
*Defenserates self*


"You owe us a new window!!" I say with length to reach you as you fly out the window.

Hehe, if he has the papers he's screwed if he acts on it. If he doesn't he still owes us a window plus we have his face on security cam. Settlement with Wonder Bread or whoever he was working for.

*rubs index finger on thumb* $$$ Business... baby.

[Nitro Vordex]

*note flapping on window shard*
Dear d00ds who work for GOD:
The company you work for is corrupted by a evil sorcerer power hungry tyrant. The whole of the company is crooked and I wish to band with you, so that you will be able to take over the countrycompany.

Always funkyalicious,
Nitro

[Shadowpawn]

I think he left us a Death Note love letter.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2008-03-07 21:05, Shadowpawn wrote:
I think he left us a Death Note love letter.


Yeah, does he know who he's dealing with.

We are the product of mergers, we're both our own boss.
We paid the cost dues to be the boss.

He left his money here too?
*Opens up suitcase on the table*


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/HAYABUSA-FMW-/monopoly_s_money.jpg

Nothing but Big Birds.
Curses.

Hey intern, set up an eBay auction for Collectors Edition Sesame Street Monopoly money. With the Collector Edition in CAPs.

[Nitro Vordex]

P.S.
Shadowpawn needs to stop punting people. :<

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

But he was all city college punt pass and kick team. Its in his DNA.
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Oh yeah, and we actually do-do hostile takeovers, but only when we're the takeover side, we don't get bought out. Heh, doo doo.

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